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Rob Zombie’s $10 million, hard-R animated film, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, is headed straight-to-DVD next month via Anchor Bay. Zombie previously discussed the politics involved and the theatrical set-backs with /Film; outfitted with a voice-cast that includes Paul Giamatti (as villain Dr. Satan), Rosario Dawson, Brian Posehn, and Danny Trejo, we remain as bewildered over the prolonged release limbo as he was. And apparently a teaser trailer was issued for Beasto earlier this season, but today is the first we’ve screened it. Co-written and -directed by Mr. Lawrence (SpongeBob, Rocco’s Modern Life), the professional style of the animation and overall sinister-pop sensibility is fluid and appealing and seems a natural inclusion for Halloween marathons (and Clint Howard cos-play fiestas). Update: Zombie has revealed to STYD that his ’70s-action film, Tyrannosaurus Rex, is once again off development cinder blocks and slated to be his follow-up to the forthcoming Halloween 2. Score one for the non-remakes.

Plot Synopsis: The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, is the twisted tale of El Superbeasto (voiced by Tom Papa), a former world class masked wrestler with super human strength, who now finds himself in the very ordinary capacity as producer/director/star of BeastoWorld Enterprises. But when he can, Beasto spends time fighting evil along with his with his super-sexy sister, Suzi X (Sheri Moon Zombie), in the spooky Monsterland. Our hefty hero faces his biggest battle when he struggles to stop the unholy marriage of foul-mouthed stripper Velvet Von Black (Rosario Dawson) and the diabolical Dr. Satan (Paul Giamatti). Will all hell break loose or will our man save the day? The answer can only be found in The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.

  • this looks GREAT

    *sargasm*
  • Rockie
    sarcasm or sargasm you decide folks
  • Wow...i was actually sorta excited for this until I saw that trailer. It looks really dumb...
  • The_Kid
    Didn't really show much, so I can't tell I feel about it.
  • Anrkist
    I'll say it again... never call yourself a "Cult Classic" before anyone's even seen the movie. You're trying to hard... that's not what makes it a cult classic.

    That was a terrible trailer.
  • Rockme
    $10 million for this piece of shit?!
  • Poland626
    Ummm....I don't understand at all what was going on. Did anyone else?
  • JavaJunkie
    There's a higher-quality version on the official Starz YouTube channel:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shD5a0KPR3E
  • boomboxdeluxe
    looks like a tv show id watch at night..not something id pay for
  • drchicago
    It was reported a LONG time ago that this was heading straight to dvd.
  • drchicago
    It was reported a LONG time ago that this was heading straight to dvd.
  • Danisgod6491
    looks like it should be on Adult Swim, right before Metalocalypse.
  • Can we label Zombie a Hack and move on now? He hasn't done a good film since ...wait.. no... no..... Yeah pretty sure he's never done a good film.... He should be crucified on a hill for remaking and then pissing all over Halloween.
  • nic1
    YAY - something finally that's not a remake, not a reimaging, that looks like it has a spark of flair and inventiveness. I like Rob Zombie's films. I don't like his music, but his films show he possesses an original voice in an unoriginal market place. And yes I did like Halloween and will be looking forward to Halloween 2 - I agree the Michael Myers backstory was cliche as all hell, but the film looked great and was paced really well. And, to my mind, in their own ways "House of 1000 Corpses" and "Devils Rejects" were really interesting and exciting movies. "T-Rex" could be great - the comic book inspiration is cool. So, I'm looking forward to this, but what I really want is Zombie's take on Fu Manchu with Nic Cage!
  • kolbe
    I cant wait to check this out.
  • oh the humanity
    The footage is unimpressive. The trailer they made with that footage is pure assdrip.
  • quintushalls
    After the greatness that was Heavy Metal, this has no choice.
  • Sketch
    Looks like the a cross between the evolution of Ralph Bakshi art and the comedy shortcomings of Drawn Together.
  • iamTristan
    Wow, you people are assholes.
  • the_hollywood_sign
    It's about time. Looks like it could have some fun animation, R rating, maybe a hint of Zombie art style. Shame that they couldn't duplicate the drawings from La Sexorcisto or even the peyote sequence from Beevis and Butthead Do America. Regardless, it's straight to DVD and should be evaluated as such. Keep an open mind.

    Sherrie Moon has a cartoon voice if their ever was one.
  • Meli_V
    Yay! Finally, something. The trailer doesn't make much sense, but I've been waiting to see this forever. I hope it'll be a lot of fun.
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