Poltergeist Remake Gets a Release Date

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For the last year now, we’ve been hearing rumblings of a Poltergeist remake over at MGM. Last August we told you that the studio had hired Juliet Snowden and Stiles White, the team behind the modern horror classic (sarcasm) Boogeyman to write the screenplay. And we soon after learned that House of Sand and Fog director Vadim Perelmen was in talks to helm the unnecessary remake.

But until a release date is announced, I sometimes tend to convince myself that these projects could easily find their way into the depths of development hell. Until there is a production start, or a release date, the movie really doesn’t exist.  Well, I have some bad news. MGM has announced a release date. According to Shock, the “studio” has slated the haunted house remake for November 24th 2010. No further details have been released at this time.


Tobe Hooper’s 1982 film was co-written, produced and highly supervised by Steven Spielberg, and told the story of a family’s haunted home which had been built over an Indian burial ground. The film is notorious for it’s PG rating, which it obtained after an appeal to the MPAA. The movie spawned two sequels, neither of which were as acclaimed or as successful as the original.

Perelman debuted with 2003’s House of Sand and Fog, a well received literary adaptation that garnered three Oscar nominations, including a Best Actor nod for Ben Kingsley.  In addition to Boogeyman, Snowden and White’s screenwriting credits also include the remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds for M.Bay’s Platinum Dunes and Alex Proyas’ Knowing.

  • trevp
    eeek
  • Octoberist
    this is the one remake that I didn't want to happen.
  • Nooooooooooooo! (looks up to the sky with arms spread and fists clenched)
  • Inside_The_Rock_Poster_Frame
    Cmon why cant these idiots come up with an original idea? No they have to go and mess up a true classic. Whats next Jaws ?
    *shakes fist at hollywood*

    Love this blog also !!!!
  • wrongturn687
    So when are they finally going to admit to remaking Jaws and The Excorcist. You know it's coming.
  • Terry
    Of course they're gonna remake Jaws but this time with a CGI shark and 3 "pretty boy" actors hunting him instead of 3 believable average looking guys. And one of them of course will be black. sigh.
  • John
    Why can't it just be a whole new take on a poltergeist story. Why just a remake of that particular one? Why can't Hollywood grow a pair and take a chance on something new and original!
  • Shai Hulud
    Nothing original because people stuck in the past are trying to control the future with 'new' ideas from the past.
  • entertainmenttod
    Thats a pointless remake if there ever was one
  • terrancecassan
    booo booo booo

    hollywood sucks the big one
  • probot
    These remakes get green lit cause people pay to see them. Original horror films happen very rarely now cause no one pays to see them. We asked for original and new, hollywood brought us Grindhouse and Drag Me to hell but many rejected those great films and instead payed to see trash like Friday the 13 and Amityville Horror. (stepping off my soapbox)
  • The original was more than good enough...why in the world does Hollywood keep doing this sort of thing? Heather O'Rourke is rolling in her (untimely) grave.
  • victor85
    I wonder if this one will get "cursed" too
  • it may be an ok movie that i most likely will see, but wont top the original.
  • frelling_cute
    Worse remake idea of the week. You just can't do any better than the original.
  • freemachine
    They're gonna screw this up so badly that it really doesn't matter who directs it. They might as well get Rob Zombie why they're at it...
  • How are those two writers still getting work?? And they're a writing partnership! Surely ONE of them at one point stops and looks over the screenplay they're drafting, turns to other and says..." You know what? This is utter rubbish"
  • wonka bar
    Enough already Hollywood!!!, i can't say i'm surprised...but here we go again, another remake. People, they are going to keep making trashy remakes of films as long as there is an audience going to see them...so stop paying to see this trash. I think this is a sign that Hollywood needs to find some fresh new screenwriters.
  • Private_Hudson
    Hey!!...let's remake 'The Exorcist'....And wouldn't it be awsome if we could get Paul W S Anderson to direct...how cool would that be!! (--_+)
  • papasanchez
    Remakes are always worse than the original, enough said.
  • purdy
    Don't go see it. The only way to communicate to Hollywood that you don't want anymore remakes is don't give them your money. Its that simple.
  • oceankitten
    blasphemy!
  • As long as people pay to go see them, they will pay to remake them. If you don't like them doing these films STOP GOING TO THEM. Simple as that.
  • Mike24x
    UGH!!! STOP IT WITH THE REMAKES, HOLLYWOOD! I would rather see the series continue with sequels then this trash. Poor Nightmare On Elm street is about to get destroyed, now this. Only TWICE can I remember horror remakes being better then the original. First being The Fly with Goldblum which blew the doors off the original, and The Ring doing the same to Ringu (which sucked and wasn't scary), but that's it.
  • Cantbesure
    Here's my prediction of the Poltergeist remake outcome:

    They will make Carol Anne a teenager so she can say "hipper" lines of dialog.

    She will be portrayed by Dakota Fanning.

    Rob Zombie will produce/co-write but not direct since he will be simultaneously producing/writing/directing his "vision" of The Blob. He will be on set everyday though, just like Spielberg was back in the day.

    Lara Flynn Boyle will portray Diane Moon-Freeling as a nod to the original series & also because God knows she needs the work.

    Sheri Moon-Zombie will play Dr. Lesh cos Rob Zombie is involved and he knows he can make extra money off her residuals for years to come. (Who here can tell that I am mad as hell at the Halloween remakes?!!)

    The first black man to show up at auditions sporting a moustache will play Ryan.

    Also for "nostalgia" reasons and since Jerry Goldsmith has passed on, Marco Beltrami's scores from Mimic & Scream will be recycled & Carol Anne's theme will be sung acapella by Sissel of "Titanic" fame.

    37 people will die gruesomely at the hands of the Beast because it wasn't "scary" enough that no one died in the 1982 original.

    Tom Cruise will portray Tangina Barrons because he's the right height & he knows he needs to portray something "queer" to win that elusive Oscar.

    Unlike Tangina, i'm no psychic so only time will tell...
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