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Not too long ago there were rumors that Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis were looking at some outrageous names for Machete, the full-length version of the great Grindhouse trailer starring Danny Trejo. We basically knew that Lindsay Lohan was confirmed after she said as much the other day via Twitter. But now a Variety report on Overnight Productions, the outfit financing Machete, seems to confirm most of the great cast rumors. Details after the jump.

The report says “Danny Trejo is playing the title character and Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey play supporting roles.” That’s a crazy lineup, but not really surprising. De Niro worked with Tarantino, pal of Rodriguez, after all, so he’s not as left-field as you’d first think. But getting Seagal to do a movie he’s not toplining always seems like an uphill battle, so that is a bit of a surprise. It’s also fairly cool; if you’re going to put Seagal in anything at this point, a b-movie like Machete is dead-on perfect. And I’ll admit that I’m curious about what Rodriguez and Maniquis can get out of Don Johnson. The rumored cast member who isn’t here is Jonah Hill, who’d been reading the script not too long ago, but the word had been that he’d passed on it, so his absence isn’t a big surprise.

Machete started production this week and should be done pretty quickly. Rodriguez likes his productions to shoot fast, and so the film should be in the can by mid-September at the latest. That means we’ll be seeing some photos real soon. After that Rodriguez should be quickly pushing forward with Predators. We still don’t know too much about that project, though at Comic-Con, the filmmaker said that Fox had given him total creative freedom, and that the effects would be handled by KNB, the outfit that has done FX for so many of his films.

  • Henrik
    First we got to see Van Damme on the big screen again, and now Seagal (and Dolph in The Expendables). Who is next? Chuck Norris?
  • Charlie
    You had me at Don Johnson.
  • joker93
    FUCK YEAH!!!
  • Peter
    WHOA WHOA WHOA. Wait just a second. I'm all for this movie, but let me get this straight.. Grindhouse makes NO money and we can't even get a complete DVD/Bluray with both movies together but one of the trailers gets a full length movie with DE NIRO? Did I miss something? Where did they get the money for this? And why couldn't this money have got us a good DVD release for GH or a sequel..

    I'm bittersweet right now.
  • I don't think 2009 De Niro is commanding the same salary as he used to.
  • Bob
    He is indeed. Minimum $2M for less than a week's work.

    DeNiro, Johnson and Seagal all have cameos that will be filmed in a few days. DeNiro's connection is less Rodriguez or Tarantino than Trejo, with whom DeNiro became fast friends during "Heat".
  • vva
    This is a fun movie in concept.. but it's a Snakes on a Plane kind of thing. All fanboys are excited but nobody is actually going to pay to go see it in theaters.
  • Greggory Basore
    Dude I'll pay money to see that opening week end I and I know half a dozen other people who would as well.
  • Yoji
    I'm really hoping Lindsey Lohan dies in this movie, and in such an awesome gruesome way. Don't let me down Machete.
  • ace
    What a strange thing to actively hope for. Are you ok?
  • Yoji
    Are you ok for not wanting that? O.o
  • roflc0pter
    i bet lohan is gonna be the daughter of the crime boss that trejo bangs (re GH trailer he bangs teh wife and daughter)
  • I have to see this movie!!!!!
  • kl
    I really like watching Lindsay Lohan in films.Also -she is kinda badass! She will be cute in this.It will be fun.
  • kenneth
    It's not that far fetched- they were in Heat together. Trejo was on DeNiro's crew until he couldn't shake that tail and they had to get Haysbert to drive the car....
  • DonaldDuck
    You had me at Frank from LOST. Then again, he's in the faux-trailer aswell so it's not a big surprise.
  • probot
    off-beat cast...IT'S GONNA BE ZANY!!! WHOA! Can i get my 2-disc Grindhouse box set now?
  • this movie is gonna destroy. if it just keeps it coming like the trailer, it's gonna be great.
  • tenno
    Um do we need to be worried about something going on in DeNiros personal life? The rest of the cast all reek of various levels of desperation. That said I'm in and look forward to seeing what comes out of this.
  • Peter R
    Jessica Alba you say? Stephen Seagal you say? Cheech! Sweet in stoked.
  • wazuu
    To VVA: Everyone is going to watch this!
  • wazuu
    Oh and also if Machete pounds Lindsay Lohan that would be awesome.
  • spinster
    Danny Trejo finally has a Main Character role, no offense to him, he is in good movies
  • Greg
    The only reason to see this movie is Jeff Fahey. I kid you not, he's gonna kill.
  • Name
    But all these people weren't in the trailer? So why all of a sudden...? Why not just use the cast that was in the trailer... and leave it at that. So the movie will be exactly what was advertised?
  • because it wouldnt make any money
  • Danny 23
    i found this video on you tube
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtmTtzn1W7A
    noting really but at leaste we know they are filming
  • Mike
    Robert DeNiro and Steven Seagal in the same movie. Holy Christ! I cannot even imagine them as the part of the same species.
  • ticl
    No Jonah Hill... THANKS! for not letting us go through Jonah Hill fatigue again.
  • The_Kid
    Hopefully Seagel will have a new look, I really like the look of this cast. I wonder who will be doing the role Jonah Hill turned down.
  • man i wish they used on of those sick new machetes, something like this:

    KaBar Kukri kicks ass

    overall this movie was good tho.. id say 8/10.. pretty funny stuff, good action
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