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Kevin Smith revealed during his panel at Comic-Con that his new buddy cop comedy might not be titled A Couple of Dicks after all. You might remember that Smith had some trouble with his last film Zack and Miri Make a Porno, which was forced to call itself “Zack and Miri” in some television advertisements. Smith says that Warner Bros took some steps to avoid the problem with the new film and polled television networks to see if they would have a problem advertising a film with the word “Dick” in the title.

TBS and Fox said they would run the advertisements at any time during the day, but “the big three” (ABC, NBC, and CBS) said that they would not allow a film with that title to advertise until after 9:00pm.  Smith blames the move on Janet Jackson: “We’re all still paying for Janet Jackson’s tit. that boob haunts me.” Even though the film is clearly about a couple of police detectives, the networks are scared to run an advertisement with the word “dicks” in the title.

This is a damn shame. Warner Bros breifly changed the film’s title to “A Couple of Cops,” which just sounds like a bad movie you’d find on Cinemax. I hope they can come up with a more creative title. The reason why A Couple of Dicks works is because of the double meaning.

  • That's ridiculous. I think they should hold to their guns and keep the title. If people can't understand a cop movie called "A Couple of Dicks" is referring to them being Detectives, then they clearly have more problems than seeing a commercial that offends them. Also they're dumb.
  • LOIV
    It will always be A Coupla Dicks to me.
  • Yes, let's cut off some demographics just for the sake of a MOVIE TITLE. The movie needs to get people to the theaters! It's no Iron Man or Transformers, people!
  • Kevin Smith movies have a built in audience. Any studio working with him knows about who much his films make, and with Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis, you're going to build on that audience. People are going to see this movie.
    But having a lot of talk about changing a title to please networks and then keeping it the same will create free publicity and get more people to see it!
  • This isn't a "Kevin Smith" film though. Sure, he's directing it, but this isn't his script. He was asked to direct. He's directing a film that is for a much wider audience with this film, thus the name change is necessary.

    Remember Zack and Miri make a Porno? Some stations ran ads that called the film Zack and Miri. That was a Kevin Smith film... remember?
  • DennyCraine
    Kevin Smith's films have never been driven by demographic, he makes films that are almost exclusively R which cuts off everyone besides the 18-30 crowd anyway. Besides anyone who sacrifices creative integrity for demographic is a tool
  • he
    Yeah, the kevin smith who produces merchandise on pretty much every single aspect of all of his films is really in tune with the concept of "creative integrity....
  • Drbendy
    I can only think of one demographic that would be put off such a title and that is the same people that bomb family planning clinics. I can live without them sitting next to me in the multiplex.
  • What about people with children under 10... I want to see the film, but if I had a child, I wouldn't want him seeing the ads at that age!
  • CyT
    Im pretty sure your child would have heard worse in the playground that would be more of an impact than seeing that title on the screen of a tv.
  • DonaldDuck
    Lolamerica, I feel kinda' bad for you. We have nude girls and tits everywhere on daytime tv and around the city square.
  • grease
    color me green
  • Hat
    And we look upon you with envious eyes and slowly, but surely, we draw our censors against you.

    No but really, it's ridiculous here. Have you seen This Film Is Not Yet Rated? America is so perturbed by sex that they let violence get by without a scratch any day.
  • God. Damn it.
  • Peter
    Yeah usuallly I'm finding a reason to hate on the Fox network. But now I'm finding NBC and ABC getting their panties in a bunch? Not cool, not cool at all.
  • The 07/08 version of the script I have is actually really good. Hope they can come up with a good title or be more creative with the advertising.
  • Isaac O
    A friend of mine saw them filming in the subway here in NYC and the title on the info posters was "A Couple of Cops". I know it doesnt necessarily mean anything but I'm still a little nervous.
  • SS
    We all know TBS would say No... they're the worst I can't even watch Dumb and Dumber on it.
  • Uh. It says right above that TBS and FOX were fine with it.
  • uh oh spaghettios
    Title suggestion: Police Cops

    backup suggestion: Badge Patrol
  • This spells bad news for "A Couple of Cocks", the new animated film about two buddy chickens on a farm.
  • amendoza
    The title is not without precedent; nobody gave WC Fields any shit when he made The Bank Dick back in the 30's.
  • shameless
    funny how smith seems to have problems with the titles of his movies.. who cares though, i hardly think this could affect the picture.
  • Gods damn you ABC, CBS, and NBC until after 9:00 at night!
  • Call it "who dat ninja"
  • sanyo
    "Honky Grandma Be Trippin'"?
  • why so serial?
    What about the movie "Dick"? That wasn't forced to change titles. Network heads are such fucking dicks.
  • SS
    oh my bad.. sorry missed that bit on TBS i just assumed that they wouldn't.
  • How about "A Couple of D.I.C.K.s" or "A Couple of D*cks"?
  • quintushalls
    Dicks sell tickets at a high price. Cops give out tickets for free.
  • dagreenman18
    And the nanny state continues.
  • Palmer
    Meh, I'm not really surprised. I mean you still got the FCC and each network's standards and practices still living in the 50s. And of course Fox and TBS wouldn't mind airing it. Sure TBS has aired an unwatchable cut of Dumb and Dumber, but they're a cable network the rules are much much looser in cable TV. And Fox....well it's Fox. They may criticize the media for all the sex and profanity that's being shown today, but damn it, they sure love to air that stuff themselves.
  • googler
    Jeez, are you blind? or just plain dumb? TBS and FOX both said that they WOULD roll the trailer at any time of the day. At least read the bloody thing that you're oh-so-ready to attack.
  • Hahaha.. Googler.. how hypocritical of you. Reread Palmer's remark. I think you are the one that is "just plain dumb."
  • Palmer
    Yes, I am blind and dumb. You found out my secret.
  • Really?!?!? What is wrong with America?

    I mean has everyone forgotten how to take a joke? The Zack and Miri campaign was funny (and the original posters were used here in Australia), the film was funny, not Mr. Smith's best work (sorry Kevin) but still funny and sweet. Now US TV won't run an ad with the title of his new film because it has the word dick in it??!!!?? OMG!

    Has America forgotten that it had a President known as tricky dick and that both stars of Bewitched were named Dick (York and Sergeant)? Come on, let's get rational and sane. This is just nonsense. Run the ads, give the film a chance.
  • spinster
    is jay and silent bob gonna be in this movie
  • fartsmcgee
    Fuck it, just censor the 'Dicks' part in the ads. People will get it, and it'll probably seem funnier anyway. Can't you just hear it?

    "Bruce Willis. Tracy Morgan. A Couple of *Beeep*s."
  • Kooties
    Yep, It's on the release schedule in Australia as "A Couple of Cops" but they often give international releases a slightly different title.
  • Russel
    Hmmm, what other options might be available...

    Glocks?

    The Pen is Mightier then the Gun?

    The Long Arm of the Law?
  • Rob
    It's about two detectives. Gumshoes, peepers, shamuses, snoopers, gumheels... and dicks. All accepted slang.

    Double entendre or not (in Smith's case, no doubt at all that it is), it's sad if filmmakers can't call their films what they want. Sadder that there are people out there - or at least, in North America, as that's only as far as the marketing types and bean-counters can think - that would be upset by it.
  • oliver
    Funny... I will upload this to the big&tall dating club ___Tallconnect COM___ to share with those hot models and bbws.
  • ABC, NBC and CBS should grow up. It's just a title. If you actually saw images of a couple of dicks, I'd understand their objections, but it's just a title.
  • Neil Snowdon
    Creative ad campaigns will get around this - cutting into clips from the film just as the Voice Over is about to say the word 'Dick' or something. Or even shooting something especially for pre-9pm ad's. I'm sure Kevin Smith can come up with a funny solution. You could the the direction of the Repo-Man TV edit and do ridiculous overdubs... 'Flip you melonfarmer!' That could work... how many other euphamisms could they dub in the space of single TV add, that makes sure EVERYBODY hears the word DICK in their heads, but never actuallly on screen?

    I was always shocked that Austin Powers got away with putting 'The Spy Who Shagged Me' on posters. In the UK that's a step shy of just saying fucked.
  • They can't do the same thing to this movie as they did with "Zack and Miri," as there is no good short-form title! Honestly, a name change is a good idea. This movie is DEFINITELY not the same demo as Smith's other movies. The scripts not even the same style...
  • catch42
    Christ. I guess they wouldn't run an advert for a film called "pussy cat" because it had the word pussy in, right? *bangs head against wall*
  • Dysthymia83
    They have no problem saying "Dick Cheney" in primetime, and that's far more offensive.
  • fourhourman
    Thats a terrible joke.
  • daveshere
    but they cant say dicks cheney can they?
  • really? I saw this coming a mile away. No surprise.
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