LOL: Transformers 2 Features Decepticon Testicles?

devastator The first Transformers film featured an Autobot peeing on a human. How has Michael Bay topped this act in the sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? How about a giant Decepticon will giant steel testicles. Details after the jump. Possible spoilers follow.

According to Nick de Semlyen’s review in Empire Magazine, the giant Decepticon named Devastator, who is made up of six or seven constructicons, is revealed to have a pair of testicles, in the form of wrecking balls.

A notable moment occurs during the dementedly frenetic final act of Transformers 2. A robot-on-robot fracas is unfolding around Egypt’s Giza Necropolis, with Devastator, an especially massive mechanoid comprised of several construction vehicles, set on clawing its way to the peak of a pyramid. As it lumbers up the dusty colossus, a shot tilts up to its mid-section, revealing two wrecking balls dangling down. Yes, Michael Bay, the man who brought us cyber-micturition in this movie’s predecessor, has one-upped himself: Decepticon testicles.

I need to see how this plays on the big screen before I make any kind of judgement…

  • Decepticles!
  • Orko
    genius
  • filmkid
    hahahah good one
  • more than you bargained for!... that's a frisky dingo refereance nobody will get...
  • jason B
    hahaha! fucking brilliant!
  • Phontsolo
    Brilliant!
  • hahaha
  • Captain Thunderball
    Decepticles!

    Come on let's see how long we can keep this up!
  • Yes, but considering it gives the film one of its best lines, it's a bit of a spoiler to lead with this...
  • Pines
    decepticles!
    brilliant!
  • Steve
    my God this movie is going to be terrible
  • BOOOO!
  • jason B
    whaaa, i don't like micheal bay or transformers, whaaa!
  • Trevx
    Bay finally proves he's retarded, yet people are cheering. Go figure.
  • Jake
    Ha. Unfortunately, most people join him in the retarded category.
  • Ghad
    lol!
  • Infrafan
    Goddamnit. God damn it. I hate you, Michael Bay.

    Won't be on the action figure.
  • jason B
    whaa, i don't like micheal bay, whaaa!
  • Infrafan
    whaa, i can't think of another reply, whaa
  • ozzy
    woah...spoiler?...but still..woah
  • Well, that tops bat nipples.
  • phil
    I respectfully disagree. The blasphemy that is bat nipples cannot be topped. ;)
  • Dan
    WOW. Bat Nipples? Check. Nuked Fridges? Check. But DECEPTICLES? Thank You Michael Bay.

    I might just pay to see this so I can yell DECEPTICLES when I see those rusted robot jewels.
  • GotohellMichaelBay!
    Go to hell, Michael Bay!
  • jason B
    whaa, i dont like micheal bay, whaa!
  • I´m stupid waaa
    Oh for god´s sake
  • badidea
    theres no was that is true, that would be like giving batman's suit nipples...
  • Awesome. This movie is going to a hell of a lot of fun.
  • lee
    the next transformers movie we going to see a male and female robot having sex
  • CyT
    Yep, then Megan Fox and..... actually I wont go there.
  • Peyton Starr
    After reading this story, I totally feel the need to paraphrase one of Ironhide's lines from the 1986 animated movie:

    "Everytime I look into a monitor, my circuits sizzle! When are we gonna' start bustin' DECEPTICLES?!"
  • Paul Blart Mall Cop
    Enjoy your terrible with comedy so lame and dumb it would make a 5 year old cringe in disgust.

    HAHAHAHA not to mention action scenes ruined by Bay hack trademark commercial/music video style
  • GotohellMichaelBay
    What he said.
  • thats the kind of groan worthy bs that makes these movies corny... the whole pissing thing from the last movie and stuff like that just subtracted from my liking of the movie. Don't get me wrong I liked Transformers but this stuff is unnecessary
  • Haha! Bay is awesome/classy, he let a robot teabag one of the pyramids...
  • Thanks for proving me right, Michael Bay. All sex jokes, no substance.
  • haha! this is probably going to get an awkward silence in the theatre.
  • CyT
    I disagree .. I think Dan (see post above) is onto something. Im fully expecting to hear DECEPTICLES yelled out when I see it now :)
  • Phontsolo
    Michael Bay:
    "You know what would be really cool and reeeeeally funny?! If we put big metal balls on Devastator! That would be awesome! Then we'll make them explode!! Double awesome!"

    Suits #1:
    "Yeah! That would be awesome! Michael Bay. Your a genius!"

    Suits #2:
    "That would be even cooler than Bumble Bee pissin' on John Turturro!"

    Suits #1:
    "Yeah! And even cooler than transforming an Xbox and Mountain Dew machine!"

    Suit #1 and 2:
    "Wooooow Mr. Bay. Your brilliant!"


    Looks like I'm going to love and equally HATE this movie just like the first one. Bay. You suck bro.
  • Matt
    How's it going to play out? Over the top silly EPIC ACTION. Yep, Transformers is inherently dumb. Bay makes inherently dumb movies. You know what else he does? He makes incredibly exhilarating action films that make anyone with a beat heart drool. No need to be judgmental here, he's just making sure the material is as dumb as the source material.
  • Phontsolo
    The source material being dumb is your opinion and not everyone's. Some of us wish this material had been taken more seriously. A movie like this can still be action packed, funny and smart. Pixar does it all the time.
  • Infrafan
    Thank you. People are going around thinking hating on Transformers is strictly based off of not liking Michael Bay or expecting the movie to be the greatest thing ever put to film. But as a fan of the animated series from the 80's, I, and others, do expect a honest and faithful adaptation of the source material. This was the same argument about Batman & Robin, except you didn't have a lot of people going around saying that movie was awesome. There are fans of Transformers before they tried making a live action movie, and people need to understand that.
  • are you guys serious? they are not testicles, they're tentacles. don't believe and print everything you hear.
  • So it works like this:

    Blue penis shown on character where it fits the character, ala Watchmen = BAD

    Metallic hangdowns on a robot, bringing up all kinds of questions about robot reproduciton = GOOD

    I don't get it.
  • wrecking balls? i hope theres a crane.
  • Doc
    Michael Bay is a fucking idiot... I hope he blows himself up on set with one of his spectacular explosions... just kidding, I hope he just blows himself up enough to make him stop making shitty movies.
  • Stove
    Godamnmit Michael.
  • Jess
    I was at the UK premiere. There's a bloody lame and cringe-inducing line during that part at the pyramids regarding the "wrecking balls." Quite frankly, it was met with laughter of the derisive kind
  • Suck (robot-) balls to be a Transformers fan.
  • Micheal Bay is a child trapped in the body of a director
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