Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Last week we posted the first fan reviews of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, coming out of the Tokyo premiere. As expected, fanatics who loved the first film also loved the sequel. But what about the real critics? The first real reviews are beginning to appear online, and I thought we’d take a look at the early buzz:

Orlando Parfitt, IGN UK: “The film reaches its pinnacle with one such action set-piece that takes place in a forest - a brilliantly crafted sequence that is kinetic, emotional and genuinely thrilling. Unfortunately however, it is a climax that comes only an hour or so into the movie - the remaining 80 or so minutes just never quite scale the same heights.” … “Bay could have cut 40 minutes from the bowels of Transformers 2, and it would have been a far more effective movie. Unfortunately, the director fell into the same trap with Pearl Harbour and Bad Boys II - each filled with spectacular moments, but both becoming bloated, arduous cinematic experiences that ultimately outstay their welcome.” … “Bay has refined and improved his technique when it comes to directing action since the first Transformers. Bay has - to an extent anyway - cleared this up in ROTF, with more lingering tracking shots, cleaner environments and establishing framing.”

Four more review excerpts after the jump.

Mark Samuels, Total Film: “Fallen has much to admire.” … “It’s a thrill-ride, plain and simple. And it delivers.” … “The extended metal-on-metal punch-ups are cartoonish but, thanks to the game-raising CGI, utterly convincing.” … “Old folks may find the relentless sensory assault a little draining, but the bangs, ’bots and bombast ensure Fallen has everything Transformers fans will want and expect.”

SciFiNow: “the many, many, many devout fans of the first film will most likely get more than enough out of the sequel, but surely even they will concede there was significantly more to the 2007 box-office behemoth.” … “leaving something mechanical, uninteresting and soulless.” … “an ugly beast of a movie as robotic as its main attractions that could justifiably become the symbol of all that is wrong with modern day summer spectaculars.” … “Unlike the summer’s other big robot movie, Revenge Of The Fallen does have a personality, but it’s a frightfully detestable one. It celebrates all the wrong things with ferocious gusto, marking a new type of low for blockbusters.”

The Mirror: “In terms of explosions, firepower and sheer shrill, all-action, popcorn entertainment it is hard to see how this big’n'bold sequel can be topped this year.” … “for the most part it is also a complex lumbering mess of a movie that is long on turgid backstory and short on tension, laughs and subtle acting.” … “It is a sprawlingly noisy adventure epic that entertains at times, but never really manages to engage. Still, the kids will love it!”

TheShiznit: “…succeeds because it’s ridiculous in all the right ways. Check your brain in with your coat and soak in the most gloriously dumb spectacle of the year.” … “Revenge Of The Fallen doesn’t stray too far from the solid framework built in the first movie. It mixes superb action sequences – directed with panache and almost pornographic glee by a never-better Bay – with frequent scenes of light comic relief, some of which work (squabbling robo-hick siblings Skids and Mudflap provide a few laughs), some of which don’t (Wheelie the RC truck humping Fox’s leg).” … “Yes, you could level the same accusations at Transformers as I and many others lobbed at Terminator Salvation. It’s over-long; it has plot holes you could steer an aircraft carrier through; it’s loud and stupid and relies too much on pyrotechnics. But the difference is, the Terminator franchise was never designed to be consumed and enjoyed as blockbuster entertainment. Transformers, on the other hand, was built from the ground up to be a popcorn-devouring, eye-popping, nostalgia-sparking crowd-pleaser – and Revenge Of The Fallen sees Michael Bay tick all those boxes and more.”

  • cat
    i don't care what anyone says about it I will be seeing it Tuesday night at Imax.
  • agreed
  • optimusprime
    me too
  • Lauren
    woo! i have a final the next morning at 8:30, but that wont stop me from seeing the midnight showing. can't wait!
  • Anonymous
    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen...ROTF...Rolling On The Floor. I wonder if Michael Bay did that on purpose,.
  • Andrew
    i think you're confusing ROTF and ROTFL
  • So, pretty much everyone expected right?
  • I just can't take people seriously when they expect a moving, life altering story out of a movie based on a toy franchise.

    About robots.

    Who TALK.

    It's a pop corn movie, enough said. Should be fun times, that is all.
  • Bullio
    Haha, that is everyone's response to critics of this movie. Can't you come up with something different? (I'm guessing no).

    I have no problem with movies that are straight up entertaining. However, Bay sucks at shooting action sequences. The special effects of the first movie rocked, but that does not make up for the 3/4's of the movie that involved the camera shaking violently or shitty dialogue. Popcorn movies can still be lame.
  • then go enjoy terminator salvation since that was so good.
  • Bullio
    What? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
  • I'm glad your rebuttal went no where.
  • Just because a movie is based on a dumb source doesn't mean the film has to be as stupid. Don't give the "I dont want an oscar movie", fuck that excuse. They weren't trying to make oscar caliber films with Raiders or Star Wars and those movies actually delivered good stories, developed characters, and didn't rely on special effects to make up for their shitty story. The whole point of a movie is to tell a story and good CGI is just a tool tell that story. Some people like a good story with involving characters instead of seeing a robot trying to hump Megan Fox. Fuck this generation that is Ok with having their movies being made for the lowest common denominator.
  • Realness
    +1
  • So true. I don't expect a moving story, but I also don't expect a shitty action porn movie. The television show has a little more to offer than the first movie did, but to each their own. If it's what the people want, I guess Bay can give it to them.
  • I'm glad we have "opinions". And thanks for coming off as one of the assholes of the internet. Did I ever say this was going to be amazing? Am I flipping out over the movie? I said it'd be fun times, stop acting like I kicked your dog.
  • Sorry if I came off as an asshole, I just always get frustrated at that excuse saying how the source material is stupid so its Ok if the movie is stupid. Didn't mean to bash you, and I actually LIKED Transformers, I just think these movies could be great and could have good stories. Again sorry if I came off more frustrated at you, just the excuses I hear for Transformers sometimes really annoys me. Transformers 2 will probably be fun but I am sure I will still be complaining about it not being as great as it could be.
  • snowballa
    Hear hear!
  • i agree drchicago, but this day and age, the common movie-goer going to see a film on a friday night with a few friends isn't going to see a movie about toys with the expectation of an oscar worthy script. They just want a few major action scenes, a glimps of megan fox' hoo-has, and a few cheap laughs. It's too bad, but thats what it has come too.

    dont get me wrong i enjoyed watching the first film, i can understand a critic tearing it apart but it is a bit of fun, and i spose thats what going to the movies is all about.

    obviously not in any sort of league as Raiders or Star Wars, but I don't expect it to be, not in this day and age...
  • jason B
    thank you. i totally agree.
  • Phontsolo
    Why can't a movie about alien robots that talk be taken seriously? I say why not! Why can't it be full of action AND SMART? Why not?
  • Because now a days people love to be cynical and hate on things to be different. I'm the first to say Transformers isn't the next Gone With The Wind...but at the same time, please...it's a popcorn flick. Accept it and move on. Bashing it isn't going to stop production.
  • edc2
    alien robots.

    five million year old alien robots.

    that turn into american vehicles.
  • American, Fuck Yeah!
  • America, Fuck Yeah!
  • About what I expected. I'll see it once...at matinee prices...3 weeks after it's come out...but I'll still see it.
  • hahahahah. Sound advice.
  • Ben
    Are reviews really needed? Can't that just write, "It's a Michael Bay sequel. If you liked the first one you'll probably like this one." Bay only makes one kind of film, and you like it or you don't pretty much.
  • what kind of review would say that? that's not a review at all - hence the reason it's called a review. lol
  • Ben
    Yeah, I get they aren't actually going to write that.

    I was saying a movie like this doesn't really need a review because everyone should already know exactly what to expect from it without needing a review.
  • Ben
    *Can't they
  • Holy shit. I read your original post as "cant THEY just write"...

    I guess my brain has adapted to converting something i would percieve as a mistake to something i would percieve as correct.
  • rellyreply
    I don't give a shit I'm going to watch revenge of the fallen it will be a kick ass movie
  • optimusprime
    agreed indeed
  • Guest
    ^^What he/she said. I am so PUMPED to see this movie!
  • Bull
    What is with everyone saying "I don't give a shit I'm still seeing this movie!" Wow man, you guys are so hardcore. Totally going against critics of this movie, how rebellious. I am in awe of how independent minded and totally extreme you guys are.
  • clever name
    I bet you see it at midnight.
  • Duuuurrrrrr
    Sweet response.
  • Dan Pettit
    Look at Titanic. Everyone knew the ending of that movie and it still made 600 million. You want to talk about hardcore.
  • correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure Bull was using sarcasm and both you guys missed it. good job.
  • jason B
    that might be the dumbest post i have ever read. what the fuck else would you have people say?
  • Captain Thunderball
    I don't believe in "popcorn flicks". Either it's a good movie or it's not, "popcorn flick" is like saying yeah it's shit, but that's what I like.

    I don't expect Shakespeare from this movie or the other 95% of movies that come out any given year.

    I expect a good script, believable performances and interesting visuals. That is my defintion of a good movie.

    When people go see these movies and pass them because of big visual effects, we get movies like Wolverine and G.I Joe.
  • So, you're saying, you hope that less than 5% of movies that come out every year match up to Shakespeare?
  • Typically, I love crap. And even I can't muster up any enthusiasm over this movie. I thought the first one was okay at best. The sequel just looks like more of the same, except bigger, louder, and sluttier.

    I'll wait for TNT. They know drama.
  • Mark
    Everyone pretty much wanted more bots and now that it's delivered, it needs a great story? I mean everyone wanted just that so why hack all over the typical action sequences? How would most of those reviewers handle 42+ robots fighting/talking and what not whilst trying to be original even if it's not great?

    Some people are just too demanding.
  • Yeah its really fucking demanding to want a good story... considering a whole movies point is to tell a story. Who cars if there's a bad story, bad characters, bad lines, and over long bloated running time... Yeah those are REAL nit-picks.
  • BullMANNNNN
    Yeah because creating a decent story along with great special effects is really way too much to ask. My bad man, I guess being mediocre is what alot of people want.
  • Mark
    And this movie does tell a story, a story of a grip of transforming robots beating the shit out of one another. What more does the story need? Robots who have feelings? Robots who are struggling an economic crisis? a robot who wants to destroy the world with his diabolical plans? robots who fight for justice? The hell is everyone expecting out of a movie about robots who decided they're going to fuck shit up on earth?

    I'm not saying MOVIES shouldn't have great stories, never did. I simply stated that people are expecting too much out of a movie/story thats a good refresher of all the "darker" themed movies. I'm sick of it.

    I can re-iterate enough that it's a movie about robots beating each others asses. What more do you want?
  • starscream
    heh, just wait until they introduce Unicron to the movies, if they do.
  • Some people are not demanding enough.
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