Eli Roth In Talks To Remake The Funhouse

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Eli Roth is one of those writer/directors from the Quentin Tarantino school of talking about projects and ideas in development, many of which might never come to fruition (not a bad thing, it keeps us working). Recently Roth has been talking up his Transformers-sized sci-fi epic Endangered Species and Thanksgiving (based on the faux Grindhouse trailer) which he plans to shoot back to back. But now Roth tells Fangoria that he is also in talks to produce (possibly direct?) a remake of the classic 1981 Tobe Hooper horror film The Funhouse.

I’m talking with Universal about that one. The Funhouse is a movie where the first half is brilliant—they set up these great characters—and then they pay off none of them. You have Marco the Magician sawing his daughter in half, the brothers who run the carnival and the funhouse setting. And then it’s all about this weird mutant thing. It should be about the kids getting killed in horrible ways, put in different contraptions in the funhouse and the final girl being strapped into the ride and sent into the tunnels to be confronted by terrifying tableaux of her dead friends. A smart remake could be so much fun. Kill the kids in fabulous ways and continually reuse the bodies by making them freaks in the freak museum, sew their eyes shut, waxworks… That’s the stuff I want to do in a remake of The Funhouse.

If anything else, it sounds like a remake could present a bunch of fun carnival deaths.  I’m embarrassed to admit that I’ve never seen The Funhouse, but I’ve enjoyed some of Tobe Hooper’s other work (who doesn’t like The Texas Chan Saw Massacre or Poltergeist?). The original film told the story of two young couples who go on a double date to a mysterious carnival, where they witness a brutal murder. You can watch the trailer for the original film embedded below.

  • mayh3m
    Roth is such a hack... this just proves that anyone can direct movies in Hollywood.
  • I do agree that anyone can direct a movie in Hollywood. Not necessarily a film that holds up to certain standards, but everyone's got an artistic voice inside of them. However, I do not agree that Roth is a hack. Cabin Fever was great and Hostel was quite entertaining.
  • Mary
    They always say he's going to do movies and than he never does them. He was supposed to do Cell like 2 years ago and that hasn't happened. Eli just make a movie, it's getting old.
  • Peter
    Didn't he say he was making "Trailer Trash" made completely out of faux trailers? Horrible idea, good thing he shut up about it.
  • scorchedgoat
    seriously, when is he gonna film this, after the 15 other movies he has said he was gonna do?
  • Thanks to mayh3m, Mary and scorchedgoat, I can keep my post short, since they wrapped up what I was thinking. Until this guy puts out anything remotely good, he can pretty much fall off the earth any time.
  • headmonkeys
    So basically another Hostel/Saw clone dressed up as a remake...Woohoo...../sarcasm

    I loved Cabin Fever which showed Roth has a flair for some entertaining, although perhaps not wholly original stuff. Sadly Hostel and Hostel 2 were blah, and this just sounds like the same thing.
  • darren
    i really hated the original "Funhouse". I agree with Roth that there's potential.
  • Taking something like this in a different direction intrigues me where most remakes/sequels/etc tend to disappoint. It's the whole "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality - if you have nothing to add, why just cash in on something's success. I would love to see a one year mandate on all studios that prohibits sequels / remakes / adaptations, so that original filmmakers can have a chance to shine without having to get their start with someone else's material.
  • Man, Roth is just like Tarantino and Rodriguez; he gets his plate full of projects and just sits on them.
  • Why am I not surprised that Eli Roth's idea of "paying off" characters is to have them die horribly in the second half of movie?
  • I like the fact that directors share and talk, but there is such a thing as TOO MUCH of a good thing. Constant talking and promising with little results gets old.
  • The remake of the reboot restarted the sequel revision redo prequel and the interquel.
  • dagreenman18
    Personally, i don't mind Roth. he has a style that dosen't appeal to me, but isn't necessarily terrible.

    That being said, i love the Thanksgiving trailer he did for Grindhouse.
  • hmmm
    why do you even give this dickhead media attention to begin with.
  • Weyland_Yutani
    Dear Eli -
    Please, take some notes while watching Shuttered Island.

    M.S.
  • I love the original. All of these remakes are pointless wastes of money.
  • wow, lot of hate!

    I personally am THRILLED to hear this news. I had a great time watching Funhouse and Cabin Fever, and I think the style of one mixed with the setting of the other will work out really well.. This sounds awesome... Sign me up
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