6 New Photos From GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Photos removed at request of Paramount

Paramount Pictures has released six new high resolution photos from G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. As always, click on any of the photos to enlarge. Check out five more photos after the jump.

From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.” is directed by Stephen Sommers (“The Mummy,” “The Mummy Returns”).

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra hits theaters on August 7th 2009.

via: SpoilerTV

  • 'Rise of the Cobra' sounds like a bad porn title
  • LOL. I spill't soda all over my keyboard!!!
  • filmkid
    hahahaha very funny
  • dik
    yank wanker u spoilt cunt
  • bb6640
    Sorry but this movie reeks of Fail.
  • This looks like a much more expensive Street Fighter.
  • fukr
    so did your life ,on probs there
  • DonJ
    the only thing that looks good about those pictures is Sienna Miller, and even she has a bad wig on.
  • Palmer
    It doesn't even look like they're holding real guns....
  • get a life
    caus its a bannan u dopey ass
  • WTF is that in Channing Tatum's hand? Is that a Super Soaker?
  • No it's a hot glue gun.
  • keef
    Its a hot glue gun
  • starscream9289
    This movie looks stupid.
    *Right Click/Save pic of SE and SS*
  • The second one from the bottom is terrible. What is everybody looking at?
  • They're looking at the lighting tech, Shane Hurlbut, looks like he's still working in Hollywood.
  • Nice. I was thinking they were all glaring at their agents.
  • jdslater
    Bit of a cheap shot!
    So if they had the same picture from say, Stutter Island you would be asking the same question?
  • It's going to be absolutely awful..
    It might be so bad its good though...
  • cracker23
    This movie looks like it's made for tv. They lost me the first time I saw them in those robot suits. Stupid.
  • Lawdog
    I like how the good guys wear black and the bad guys wear white. That's so edgy! And look! That case says MARS on it! Like the planet! Mars is popular right now, right? Hell yeah! And look how serious everyone looks. I mean they look eXXXtremely serious! It's so eXXXtreme I'm shocked that nobody's doin' the Dew in any of those shots.
  • jdslater
    You mean the ONE bad guy who wears white?
    And you are complaining about the MARS thing, so I assume you don't know what you are talking about?
  • rcesm
    Looks terrible. Sweet 80's memories fade to black...
  • urbz
    fuk u loser cobra will over over throw the world,where will u b
  • rcesm
    Wait... Is that Marlon Wayans? Wow... Are we going to have some sily face/slapstick in this movie... I take back my regular "terrible" statement. This movie is going to be 'Battlefield Earth' terrible.
  • Charly
    It doesn't sound really good... I think there 'll never be a GI Joe 2 if the film is like these photos ...
  • God.... the costumes are so bad. The female with the guns (I forgot her name) looks so cheesy.

    Her suit would not give her an edge at all in combat yet they show her as this bad ass bitch that kicks ass and duel wields pistols.

    Do evil masterminded criminals really have that much time for fashion? BULLSHIT!
  • chris
    I think the Cobra troops and storm shadow look pretty good. But yeah the whole accelerator suit concept is fucking retarded.
  • LesterPants
    This is the cinematic equivalent of Sunny D.
  • LesterPants
    and cancer.
  • G.I. JOE: The Fall of My Interest
  • dr.psilo
    Ah yes, block another japanese sword with the weakest part of your sword, the razor sharp edge. I didn't realize that 12 year olds were being employed as the fight coordinators of movies these days.
  • yikes
    It looks like Starship Troopers, only they aren't intentionally going for the cheesey
  • YnKing5
    I literally felt like my childhood was raped by dragonball evolution. Apparently that's not enough. They have to fuck up this to. Fuck that guy from Step Up!!!!
  • How about some photos of something NOT in the trailer, like...I don't know...Cobra Commander, maybe? How is Steven Sommers allowed to keep f#@king up classic characters? A quick glance over his filmography will show narry an original idea, narry a good film, and (I would say) a plethora or amazing characters that have all been successful in the past in more talented hands. F#@k this guy. I want to watch a good GI Joe movie.
  • once a man, was once a man.............I DONT NEED TO SEE CLEAR TO FRACTURE YOUR REAR
  • 790
    Lol, this really does look like a bad video game.
  • that woman (Sienna Miller?) looks good in leather. Hell, almost any woman looks good in leather. I want that leather outfit. Otherwise, the whole movie looks dumb. haha
  • Trin
    This movie should be called G.I. Joe: Iron Man
  • JOE BLOWS
    This movie is guaranteed to BLOW GOATS. I hope someone leaks a copy soon so I can pass it out for free in the line to get GI JOE: Rise of Cobra tickets.
  • JOE BLOWS
    I wouldn't go see this film if they were giving away free movie passes for life. I wouldn't go see this movie if Adriana Lima was in the seat next to me and giving me a handjob. Well, OK...I would go see it if Adriana Lima was sitting next to me jerkin' my meatstick but, that's about the only thing that would get me in the theatre for that lameass wannabe film.
  • JOE BLOWS
    Also, the "bad guy in white" is supposed to be Storm Shadow. This is definitely the first time I've seen a ninja in white sneakers though.
  • JOE BLOWS
    This movie is guaranteed to BLOW GOATS. I hope someone leaks a copy soon so I can pass it out for free in the line to get GI JOE: Rise of Cobra tickets.
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