Where’s Waldo? To Become Feature Film

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US readers will know him as Waldo, UK readers as Wally but seeing as he was created and first published in the UK, I’m taking the Wally option for this post. Whatever you want to call the little fella anyway, he’s once again on his way to the big screen, this time courtesy of Universal. Until recently, Paramount were planning a Where’s Wally? picture bet they put it into turnaround after which, as The Hollywood Reporter have it, “the rights [...] have been bouncing around between entities”.

Paramount’s picture would have seen Wally time traveling, as he indeed did in later books in his series. I guess one crowd was looking pretty much the same as any other crowd and after traveling the globe, a spot of time-hopping was a sure fire way to find packs of other humanoids to lurk amongst.

The closest elements of narrative I’m aware of in the book came with the creation of other characters. These too were scattered throughout the busy pictures, giving you more of a chance to find somebody or, to look at it another way, greater challenge in hunting down a whole pack. These characters included Odlaw, Wally’s own evil alter ego (his name made more sense in the US version, which is perverse).

There was also Wanda, a love interest; Wilma, Wanda’s sister; Woof, Wally’s pet dog - inherited from Wilma; Wizard Whitebeard, a mysterious guru; and The Wally Watchers who sometimes turned up in great numbers. Perhaps most mysteriously, I saw the same bearded guy in a green shirt turning up in an incredible amount of the pictures - though he was never pointed out, to the best of my knowledge, and nobody else repeated. I’ve always suspected he was a stand-in for Martin Handford, the books’ creator.

Whitebeard sent Wally off on a quest in a few books (and episodes of the TV show) and that seems a likely starting point for the film too. Trying to logically extrapolate how the big screen version would work on the basis of the books is probably not a good idea, however. I mean, do you really expect it to be made up entirely of IMAX-format extreme long shots?

Oh… by the way, he’s actually in the picture at the top of the post. Please don’t tell me you can’t find him.

  • I found him! He is about to steal those green boots!

    And what an interesting idea...
  • Palmer
    You're kidding right? I mean what else are they going to make? Movies based off of I Spy?
  • musicsoup
    I Spy with my little eye, Hollywood out of ideas.
  • Marko
    Didn't they already make that one with Eddie Murphy replacing Bill Cosby's roll? ;)
  • MoreDag
    Enough already! Enough! At this point, literally everything is now a potential film property.
  • It always was, I guess. Just now, the studios care less (perhaps) about the quality of the adaptation than the simple recognisability.
  • I don't know about anyone else, but this is possibly the best news/idea ever.
  • You're getting thumbed down chief... I'd say we know where most of us stand. Finding people who go to this movie is going to be harder than finding Waldo.
  • Sarcasm people -.-. Just wanted to throw something out there besides the automatic dumb idea post, even though I'm one of those people.
  • Sarcasm has a hard way of showing with all the idiots around, my apologies. =]
  • Ha, no problem :)
  • musicsoup
    Why not just make Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego The Movie?? At least they could make up a passable story for that one.

    The only way to make Waldo work is to make it an Amazing Race style television show. Waldo is somewhere, 5 teams of strangers must find him. From producer Jerry Bruckheimer and ABC Family. Where's Waldo: The Show!
  • Solid
    Is that guy from pete and pete still alive?
  • This is horrible. Maybe if they go with an interactive film can this be worth a damn, like that Christopher Lloyd movie from 1995, 'Mr. Payback.'
  • gross.
  • Lencho
    Maybe it can be like this...

    [youtube kg4ztJ32iPI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg4ztJ32iPI youtube]
  • That was hilarious, and looks better than whatever the actual movie turns out to be.
  • nice one...
  • Goobity
    Alternate title: "Where's the Audience?"
  • I think Adrien Brody good capture the nuances of the Waldo persona
  • CyT
    Good call. I can definitely see that! And Ian Mckellen as Wizard Whitebeard ;)
  • The second the picture loaded, I saw Waldo... he's just not trying as hard as he used to.

    For the movie I suggest intro'ing Jigsaw as the villain... he chops up Waldo and puts the body parts in different places... "Where's Waldo? Over here... and over there... and over there!!"
  • Based on it's success I think we'll see Magic Eye picture movies soon too. Kevin Smith can direct.

    http://www.magiceye.com/
  • I really wanna punch the people in the face who come up with theses stupid ideas...
  • "Where-where-wah-wah-where is Wally? Where? Where?"


    "Thar he is"
  • there was a TV show back in the day. i remember getting a VHS tape of it for a christmas present.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where's_Wally%3...
  • Thank you, glad someone else remembers it!
  • next to the shoes
  • meh if Curious George made for an alright movie then this might too I really don't know this doesn't seem as stupid as Bazooka Joe, Battleship, GI Joe, or a Sex in the City movie
  • Zephonith
    There was actually a TV series way back, which according to my very faint childhood memories, wasn't that bad. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0213376/
  • This could be the first movie with numerous alternate endings depending on when the viewer finally finds Waldo (or doesn't)....

    Yeah nevermind, Hollywood is scraping the bottom of the barrel
  • this news, is like swill for toothpaste
  • Johnnie
    Bill Hader would make a good Waldo.
    He looks just like him.
  • LuMendz
    Oh, but where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
  • The bearded guy is actually only in the second printing of the Fantastic Journey, the third book of the series. He's in all the pages and is referred to at the very end of the book as "the one guy".
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