The Caribbean Basterds?

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It has been 16 years, I think, since Enzo G. Castellari’s last big screen work, but buoyed by the publicity of Quentin Tarantino stemming Inglourious Basterds from his correctly spelled original, he’s coming back in a big way. And this time, he’s going to be taking his title from Quentin.

Caribbean Basterds is being showcased at Cannes with a promo reel. According to Variety, the film “centers on a trio of young rich kids who rebel against their arms-dealing parents and also stumble across a big drug cache” and is set on a Venezuelan island - hence the title.

Castellari has a way with hype. Here’s a couple of his choice quotes on the upcoming film:

Action, action, action and lots of sex and drugs. There is lots of violence against rich folks, and the kids take advantage of the situation to have fun with a few orgies.

The film is reportedly inspired by Kubrick, with some “genuflections” on the part of the director. One of the key characters is a big Kubrick fan and this leads to the characters adopting the droog outfits, as per A Clockwork Orange - bowler hats and white uniforms, even wielding similar batons.

Keyla Espinoza, Venezuela’s leading ’supermodel’, has a starring role. That’s her at the top of the post (and Google Image Searching her to find this pic left me with more of a ‘glamour’ than ’super’ taste in my mouth).

In the Variety article, Castellari speaks of his experience on the Inglourious Basterds set. Tarantino has given him a small role as a Nazi general - the exact same duty he gave himself in the ‘original’ (trust me, Basterds itself is all original).

When I got to the airport I was picked up by a black van. Inside was a sealed envelope with several pockets. One had my pay. Another had a cell phone with everybody’s phone number. Another had the script, the production schedule, and a guide to Berlin. I said to myself, Wow! What a gift!

The most beautiful thing for me was to see Tarantino visibly moved as he was directing me.

  • There's no way this movie can be as good as it sounds.
  • If it is, it will be one of the greatest where-the-fuck-did-this-movie-come-from films of the year. sounds like so much fun.
  • Cenzo
    That chick is hot... who is she?
  • Zach
    Try reading the article before you make a stupid comment.
  • Sounds like a porn spoof to me, like "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean" or something...
  • mixmasterangel
    indeed
  • I'd say the chances of this being any good at all reside somewhere in the general vicinity of slim and none.

    It's all well and good that Castellari made a film QT is using for source material, but while some of his Italian crime flicks weren't bad at all (and yes, I've seen several), his work took a big time nose dive in later years (and yes, I've seen several of those films too).

    Just try to stomach his 1989 Lou Ferrigno-starring Sinbad if you doubt it (with apologies to Ferrigno--not his fault).

    Castellari is 70 and hasn't made a feature film in more than 15 years. In the meantime he's worked with the likes of Erik Estrada. The desperately titled squeeze-an-extra-buck Caribbean Basterds almost certainly will be lucky just to get a DVD release in the U.S.--presuming it's been made, or gets made, at all.
  • Oh, yeah... the chick IS hot, tho.
  • this kind of ....sounds amazing...
  • Sounds like a good premise, but I want to clarify something.
    I am Venezuelan, I live in Venezuela, and that Keyla Espinoza -although HOT- is by no means the leading supermodel in Venezuela. She is just but one of the many silicone enhanced models that have calendars and do beer commercials. So, based on that, I seriously question her acting skills.
    All that aside, sounds kick ass.
  • mixmasterangel
    im venezuelan and i never heard of that chick XD
  • washington
    She looks like a tan Traci Lords. HAWT.
  • Roby 75
    [youtube -A79-CgkLZs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A79-CgkLZs youtube]

    trailer "Caribbean Basterds"
    starring Vik C. Ryan. Eleonora Albrecht, Maximiliano H. Bruno
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