LOL: McG Calls Off Dick Measuring Contest

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Terminator Salvation director McG and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen director Michael Bay have been going back and fourth, in a friendly feud about big summer blockbusters with big giant robots. In April, things were taken to the next level when McG challenged Bay to a dick measuring contest.

“Michael Bay has a big cock,” McG told Details Magazine . “But I’d like to believe mine is bigger.” McG smiles. “If he’s up for it, we can both reveal ourselves on the Spartacus steps at Universal and put the question to rest.”

Now that Terminator Salvation is about to hit theaters (ie the big reveal), McG has called off the “My robot is bigger than your robot” contest, stating the obvious — that he was just being ironic.

“That was lost immediately and people gravitated to two spoiled brat directors think they have big cocks,” McG said. “Nothing could be further from the truth,” McG tells E! “The funny thing is, I have an Irish curse and I think we’re all familiar with exactly how [I'm endowed].”

Wow… more information than we  needed to know…

  • so there you have it. McG and Bay have tiny dicks. go see there movies this summer, help em out.
  • Infrafan
    It's all so clear now looking back. Overcompensation is the word of the day.
  • LMAO! NEONBEAR
  • Well I find this quite fortunate for most of us. Not really high on my list of things I want to see. Salvation, I do want to see though. Can't wait. And a wtf to those who took it literally
  • What a twist...?

    But seriously McG should stop mentioning his genitals so much.
  • Fir3Wolf
    I really have no need of wanting to know about McGs privates or any directors for that matter. Glad that whole mess is done with. Looking forward to both of there movies though.
  • McG... tiny dick... big movie....

    Bay... tiny dick... big movie....

    Hollywood... tiny dick... huge profits....
  • Damn...I was looking forward to a Dick Off.
  • Travis McGee
    It could be the sequel to Face-Off...
  • dlb
    the product placement would be WILD among other things
  • xsageonex
    this reminds me of when Peter sees Chris's ..ahem..third leg.. and then tries to compensate by buying that long ass car that looks like a Penis, this is the same thing, except , theyre using giant ass robots
  • I was in the mood for a hot dog to eat for lunch today, but this made me lose my appetite.
  • Maybe you should have a Jack Link's "Lil' Chub" instead.
  • thank god
  • Adult entertainment industry.... hug dick... huge profits
  • Sorry, I'm an ass.
    back and forth
  • Ben
    This is perhaps the first and only time I've believed anything McG's said.
  • nathandetroit
    the headline for this story is hilarious.
  • Bob
    I've heard some of his coworkers say that Michael Bay is the biggest dick in Hollywood, but they might have meant something else by that.
  • I am severely disappointed.
  • Well the title did catch my eye.. good or bad thing?
  • maybe this is a good thing that these two have stopped going back and forth with each other. Now we can wait on the Box Office receipts to see who's better.
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