Cool Stuff: The Trilogy Meter

the trilogy meter

Dan Meth has created something he calls “The Trilogy Meter”, a graphical representation of the enjoyment level of some of the most notable movies in film history. I can’t say I agree with all the measurements (Die Hard 2 is much too high and Temple of Doom should be one or two steps lower than Last Crusade), but I think the idea is pretty cool. Thanks to /Film reader Jeremy for the tip.

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  • Rich
    You should add another section called the "Bastardization" meter that accounts for crappy 4th films that ruin the legacy.
  • Dr. Doc
    the 1st Batman and 2nd Back To The Future deserve higher marks
  • Meg
    And Jurassic Park 3 should be higher than Jurassic Park 2. And personally I think Spiderman 1 should be a bit higher than it is, compared to 2.

    This is a pretty great chart though.
  • Solid
    I didn't know planet of the apes was a trilogy. Batman's not a trilogy. Batman Forever was some kind of twilight zone fanfiction crap.
  • Jim
    As long as BTTF2 is higher than 3...
  • There is a dire need for a separate Trilogy Meter for puke-worthy movies..always fun to rip the horrendous movies...any ideas, Dan Meth?
  • Dan Meth all the Terminator movies were good u fucking idiot. This Trilogy Meter is only what u think about that movies u fucking moron ! >=(
  • raio
    I disagree with almost everything from LOTR to Alien.
  • Solid
    Anyone else want to just forget the 2000s ever happened and just go back to the 80s and 90s? So many bad sequels, unnecessary 4th movies and remakes... ugh... :( Except Lotr, that was beautiful. When's that hobbit movie coming out?
  • we can all agree though that THE EMPRE STRIKES BACK is Star Wars' best film.
  • Part 3 was horrible
  • thankyoufor
    ALIEN is way better than ALIENS this is automatically flawed
  • FreedomPopular
    Where's the Evil Dead Trilogy?

    I dissagree with a few things here. Star Wars and Empire should be on the same level... full. Temple of Doom is way to high, it's not nearly as great as Crusades (Sean Connery, need I say more). Since when is Jurrasic Park 3 worse than 2? Why are all three LOTR movies on the exact same level? ROTK should be a full bar IMHO. Planet of the Apes and Batman are not trilogies. And as far as I'm concerened, Godfather parts 1 and 2 should both be full bars... but that's just me.

    Otherwise everything else is close enough... it's a cool idea.
  • dannyboy
    this person who did this meter is a fan of George Lucas it looks like his kick his a$$ with this meter. the ratings for these movies are so damn wrong how Batman 1 is low, Back to the Future 2 should be higher, we should ignore this person meter its a joke.
  • dannyboy
    "i mean kissing his a$$" my bad LOL
  • Rudin
    You need an extra bar for Rocky cause Rocky IV is easily the best.

    HEARTS OF FIYYYAAAA!
  • Alien > Aliens
  • Pragmatic Fanboy
    9 out of 21 are not even trilogies, and many great actual trilogies were overlooked.
    The wearer would appear to be an idiot.

    Fail.
  • Rollingboner
    The one for the 'Blade' trilogy is spot on.
  • Superman II - Donner Cut is far better than regular II. Studio's wanted to save money and not pay for Brando in II.


    Rocky III not as bad as indicated.

    Appears to be favoritism for dieh-hard - i mean, cmon!

    There are many more sequels not included.

    Godfather III rating is hilarious.
  • Temple of Doom is a MASTERPIECE, I will not rest until this fact comes to light
  • Mike
    Godfather 3 isn't THAT bad...sure it isn't great, but it's totally watchable
  • WTF¿? Superman II is one of the worst movies ever. Is so bad that it make me laugh.... and Superman is a classic superheroe film. One person, one ass, one opinion
  • JoeyA
    Yea, because Godfather 3 is the worst third movie in trilogy history.

    Come on people, GF3 is a better movie than most of those others.

    BS
  • Yeah I was gonna say, there should be a fourth Rocky column that goes up past Blade: Trinity.
  • Spartan117
    Don't agree with Matrix 2 being so slow there was some cool sh*t in that movie
  • yay!!, cool graphics
  • I assume LOTR are all at the same because they were filmed at the same time?
  • Spartan117
    Exactly
  • I think this would be pretty cool if it only measured how cool the movies in the trilogy were compared to each other, not if it comparing franchises to each other. Than ratings like the Godfather and LOTR make sense. Otherwise it's ridiculous. Jaws 3 is 5 times better than Godfather 3? Really?
  • Ry-Guy
    Wow. There is nothing scientific behind these meters. This is Dan Meth's PERSONAL OPINION (*gasp!*) about these trilogies. Nothing more, nothing less. Some of you are acting like there is some science behind this.
  • I think this would be pretty cool if it only measured how cool the movies in the trilogy were compared to each other, not if it comparing franchises to each other. Than ratings like the Godfather and LOTR make sense. Otherwise it's ridiculous. Jaws 3 is 5 times better than Godfather 3? Really? Blade 2 is almost as good as the Godfather?
  • shadow
    Jaws 2 was ten times better than 3
  • A lot of bad judgments made in the ratings in general. As others stated many are not even really trilogies, and most are studio garbage to begin with.
    Even so, how can ANYONE think that Terminator 2 which ruined a great villain and spawned an abortion of a franchise was better than the classic Terminator.
  • Bull
    What is wrong with you? Of course this is just what he thinks, are you just getting that? Get bent loser.
  • Mike
    I think you'll find a lot of people like T2 better..actually I'll willing to bet that if you did a poll T2 would probably win..both are classics in their own right though
  • pellstep
    I know Episode V was the best of the trilogy, but in my heart of hearts, I still love IV the best...
  • Batman 2 wasn't that bad! Michelle Pfieffer (sp?) being chewed on by cats in a snowy alleyway was good clean fun, as was the penguin battalion...

    That Alien vs Aliens argument could go on forever, but both of them should have solid blue bars right to the top.

    This is generally a good idea, but I think they should actually feature real trilogies, as most of the films on here go above the 3 films total, as has been outlined in many a comment above.
  • Superman 2 is higher then Superman 1? Ridiculous.

    The meter for Star Trek 2 is also way too low.
  • matt
    How is Jaws 3 higher then 2 and I think Matrix 3 was better then 2.
  • If I had made this, Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park 2 would be all the way full. Those movies are epic. and have Jeff Goldblum being awesome slash pretty.
  • i like how the LOTR graph is perfectly even. Grade A stuff from start to finish.
  • I was gonna disagree with you about LOTR but then you suggested one should be higher, so I'm cool with that haha.
  • Yea, that was the biggest flaw that I noticed as well.
  • People just love the opportunity to compare opinions.
    Let us be.
  • Love the graph. Disagree with a few things (Jurassic Pars should be higher) but still funny stuff.
  • Why are people arguing that Jurassic Park 2 is better than Jurassic Park 3?
    The second movie was at least worthy of being watched more than once, where as the third was just a huge disappointment. I guess maybe the IDEA behind the third is better than the second (thereby assuming the books are probably better) but the execution is way better for the second.
  • filmkid
    how the hell Batman and Batman Returns got a low bar this is rubbish i wish i didnt see this meter now. also some of these movies aint trilogies to do a proper meter on trilogies you need to have movies that are actually trilogies.

    guys dont take this meter seriously at all, its not worth our time to comment on the rating. the only thing is that its, a good idea but the rest of it is just a mess.
  • He never said he spoke for everyone. Calm down!

    But yeah, T3 was terrible, if not cool for JUST the action scenes.
  • totally agree with the bars...
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