Where on earth the rumor came from, I do not know - but I do know who published it first. Ooops.

Earlier today, Just Jared ran a piece claiming that Lindsay Lohan had been cast in the final girl role for the Nightmare on Elm Street rehash. They’ve now adjusted their story, of course - anybody who has ever even seen a blindfolded lady holding scales or heard the theme tune to Ally McBeal would know that was necessary. The new version of the story claims that Just Jared were the victims of a Punk’ing (I quite like the image of Ashton Kutcher in a Freddy Kruger sweater-glove combo).

First to publish a substantiated retraction appears to have been HitFix and now, word can start to spread that Lindsay won’t be in the picture. I dare say it won’t spread as quickly as the rumor that she will. In fact, I bet I get that rumor repeated back to me as fact at least once in the next week.

Incidentally, the original lie mistake story claimed that Sophia Bush and Danielle Panabaker had been pipped to the post by Ms. Lohan. What an odd backhanded compliment for them to receive - plausible for the part, but not the big joke.

I think that running a rumor is good stuff, but that it should always be framed as just that: a rumor. I’ve posted a few of them in my time (not so many at /Film) and about a half of them have turned out to be true. The other half… well, they sounded pretty darn crazy to start off with. And, I’m sorry, but Lindsay Lohan being cast in any studio film sounds pretty crazy to me.

So… after two false casting stories in 24 hours, who do you think will really get the nod for the Elm Street gigs? Unknowns? TV faces? Pop stars? And will we be discovering the next Johnny Depp in amongst the razor fodder?

  • THANK GOD. I will NOT watch anything with Lindsay Lohan-- "Mean Girls" was good, but everything else she was in-- horrible.
  • freemachine
    Lindsay's twin sister is the better actress anyway.
  • and to answer your last questions-- I think they will cast at least one TV star and maybe a bunch of unknowns in the cast. It's better that way.

    and I doubt we're going to find a future Johnny Depp in this one.
  • gah
    Last time I checked you had to be a star on the CW to get a role in one of these horror remakes. Normally CW stars stay in TV limbo because most of them are just models posing as actors. So as for future Johnny Depp? Unlikely.
  • gah
    Lindsay Lohan's career is over. If anyone says she got work, you have the right to be skeptical. No studio is that stupid.
  • An unknown should be cast as NANCY not an actress with a TON of baggage!
  • thank jebus
  • Fartie Lange
    she was a grade A slammin hottie back in Mean Girls

    now she is all coked out and skanky. oh well. but if i had a delorean i would totally go back in time and bang her
  • Coked out and Skanky, the only way I like them.

    I mean the only way I can get them.
  • gah
    It's going to be the same thing as the 13th and Chainsaw remakes. If any of you are trying to fool yourselves into thinking this will be watchable think again.
  • Pretty much. If it was away from Platinum Dunes and they're bad remakes, then I might think they'll be some decent actors in it and MAYBE a watchable movie.
  • There was a time when Lindsay Lohan's platinum dunes were actually interesting...
  • You know what we need? Straight up: we need an actress in the starring role who is willing to get her tits out in at least two scenes. There, I said it.
  • freemachine
    Is that a picture of Lindsay Lohan? What happened to her? She looks all bloated or something. Did she have some work done?

    I used to think she was cute, but I hardly recognize her now.
  • YouForgotTheA
    At least get the title right. It's "A Nightmare on Elm Street".
  • Thank god, Lindsay Lohan can not act what-so-ever, even if it is a two-bit 'modern Horror remake'. Still you imagine a young, beautiful actress will get the role. It's how they cast them nowadays for these 'horror remakes', because as the age old saying goes; sex sells!
  • please no. that would be dumb... she need to keep playing those freaky friday movies.
  • lohan needs to go away
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