Paul Blart 2, Comin’ Atcha

Paul Blart: Mall Cop is an over-performer that has massively exceeded studio box office projections, which of course guarantees the sequel I’ll be coming on to in a minute - but why has it done so well?

Apparently because “a large number of parents bought Mall Cop tickets with their kids (rather than simply dropping off)” and “the film played surprisingly well outside of major cities.” That’s according to the LA Times. They also go on to quote Jeff Black, Sony Pictures Entertainment VP:

“The other secret weapon was that it did proportionally even better in the middle of America than it did in Los Angeles and New York. There’s an audience that maybe isn’t all involved in the Oscar movies.”

The film was originally developed from a concept by star Kevin James under the watchful eye of Sony exec Doug Belgrad. Belgrad now wants a sequel. “Happy Madison historically has been very reluctant to do sequels, but we believe there is an opportunity to make another Paul Blart movie.”

I guess middle America are now smiling, and NY and LA are just shrugging. Definitely so if Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Deliverance and The Hills Have Eyes got their interstate politics right. (Disclaimer: my wife is from Kentucky).

Now, I haven’t seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop - I’ve never even seen a real Mall Cop as such in the UK, so maybe the film will get something of a soft release over here - and it feels wrong to prejudge it, so… you tell me. Is it as bad as I’ve been told it is? I’d appreciate some sensible and considered answers. What’s wrong with it, exactly? And, if it’s so bad, why the big box office?

Belgrad has assumed a reason for the film’s success. “People see themselves in this guy. They love it when a guy who isn’t given credit for being good at anything succeeds.”

But surely films like that come and go month in and month out? Isn’t that a central tenet of Hollywood Cliches number 8 and 11?

I doubt the success has much to do with Paul Blart/Kevin James’ popularity on “Bear” websites, but this kind of outside approach to what seems like such a conservative film is at least interesting, if not sometimes amusing.

This film really has been a smash by any measures I’m aware of. I’m fascinated. I can’t quite get a handle on what it is people are responding to. But I’m also curious to see if there is some kind of quality to the thing, some kind of wonderful conceit or matter of construction that gave it such a leg up.

  • Joe
    I think its success is simply because it's January, it's cold/icy/snowy in most of the country, and most people want to have a dumb, family-friendly comedy to see to get out of said weather.

    Paul Blart, at least, isn't a killer of cinematic quality like the movies the parents DO drop their kids off at (___ Movie, etc.)
  • TheGreenMalice
    Close to what Joe said, there was a lack of competition in cinema on the release date. Kevin James is a pretty family friendly name, and Americans love to go to the theater as a social adventure. In other words it doesn't matter what movie it was. It could have been Norbit, or the modern Classic Meet Dave, and chances are it would have done well.
  • kfizz
    Hey what happen to the intense debate comment's? Dear god I hope they dont rip off diehard more,
  • Anrkist
    Ug.
  • The Intense Debate comments will return later today.
  • AlexTamayo
    I kind of do want to see this movie. It does not look so bad after all and I really like family oriented films.
  • AlexTamayo
    Thank you Peter. It feels weird this way now...
  • Chris
    “The other secret weapon was that it did proportionally even better in the middle of America than it did in Los Angeles and New York. There’s an audience that maybe isn’t all involved in the Oscar movies.”

    Translation: There's a lot of really dumb, simple people in Middle America.

    I just came back from seeing it because I was really bored and it's the only comedy out right now. That's why I think it's done so well. It's really the only comedy option right now. It was beyond bad. The acting was so catastrophically bad it can't be put into the right words. It wasn't quite as bad as Snakes on a Plane but it definitely challenged.
  • i don't really think this movie warrants a likeness to "Snakes on a Plane". that movie embraced it's overwhelming shittiness, and was a fun ride as a result. now, i haven't seen Blart, but it just seems like your regular crappy january PG comedy.
  • Jason
    Let's be honest there's a lot of really dumb, simple people from coast to coast.
  • jay
    because kevin james kicks ass and everyone loves him. there's your answer
  • Good lord someone help these idiot movie goers, which sadly includs my husband and my kid. However she's 12, she has age as an excuse, sort of and at least she came home afterwards and wasn't very thrilled. I had tried to warn her, but I have to allow her to make her own movie mistakes. LoL
  • Good, I'm glad it's getting a sequel.
    How ignorant can you be, really?
    "The other secret weapon was that it did proportionally even better in the middle of America than it did in Los Angeles and New York"
    >Los Angeles
    >New York
    I'm not going to fall into ignorance when speaking against it - Sure, people in New York and LA have their own tastes, but this quote is seething with a sense of superiority against those "lesser" people who don't live in these cities, or aren't a part of the elitist mindset of them.

    If people like something, who is anyone to say otherwise?
    For the record, I haven't seen Paul Blart, nor do I want to - I don't find Kevin James to be funny. But at the same time, I'm not going to belittle anyone who does.
  • sarah palin fans go to the movies too, apparently.
  • Paul Blarter?
  • Nice.
  • Ben
    While not a particularly great film, it is solid entertainment if you want to take the whole family out.
  • Fir3Wolf
    I did see only cause I didn't have to pay and I did enjoy it. While it's not by any means the greatest movie it entertains and you do laugh. A lot of stupid moments in the movie but you have a good time, and I really never expected it to do as good as it has lol.
  • John
    It's really sad that this is doing so well, when there are many better movies out that are not too "arty " or "pretentious. (i.e." Slumdog Millionaire" - which is now in wide release) Oh, well.
  • Got this off twitter:
    "I have no source of income unless I extract & harvest my eggs, yet someone was paid to write "Paul Blart". The universe, it shits on me."
  • Johnny Chicago
    What's so hard to figure out? People love Kevin James, and more than that people love malls. A simple formula with good timing for the cineplexes that aren't showing any of the Oscar films anyway.
  • I really was expecting to be terrible, yet Kevin James sold it. Sure, it's ludicrous, but it succeeds in what it sets out to do. Yes, I laughed. And if I had to resign my title as "movie snob" for a few hours, then so be it.
  • Was it any good?
    It looks shite.
  • I think I just threw up a little bit into the back of my mouth...gross, it's watery and chunky.
  • I actually watched this film. I really wanted to know what the real deal was on it. And it was completely stupid, as expected. BUT, it was a pleasant diversion. It was mildly funny, and I will even say that it was a pleasant way to forget about the stresses and troubles of life. There are worse ways to spend 2 hours.

    Does it deserve a sequel? Well, obviously people enjoyed it. No way it could've made this much if there wasn't an audience somewhere enjoying it. And if there are enough people that would see it (enough to recoup what was spent on it and then some) then why not? If you didn't like the movie, that's cool. You definitely won't see the sequel. But people obviously will. And it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Kevin James is very funny, and genuinely nice. I have met him before.

    At least they are trying to do something somewhat original. I'd rather a sequel to an average movie than a remake of a great one.
  • chewy1979
    I thought it would suck, not as bad as I thought. At least I wasn't disappointed like when I saw Lost in Translation or Juno.
  • Havent got a release for this over here yet! So cant do any judging as of yet!
  • It kind of pains me that more people prefer to watch Paul Blart ride a Segway than GOB.
  • It pains me, too. And also, it's pronounced Gobias, as in 'go buy us a coffee.'
    :D
  • Cufford
    No, because as usual, arrogant, self-righteous film critics on sites like this pan films that most people actually like.

    When is the most worthless profession of professional film critics ever going to die?
  • Krycek7o2
    No, because as usual, arrogant, self-righteous idiot posters on sites like this pan films that intelligent people actually hate.

    Why don't you go die with your "self righteous" ideals and never post here again. Simple enough, go have fun with Disaster Movie and any of the other shitty films you might find "funny". Leave us "idiots" alone.
  • JayR
    I saw this movie and it's actually entertaining. Kevin James is funny and likable, plain and simple. Over the last few years we've been subjected to failed comedies staring Ben Stiller, Mike Meyers, and Adam Sandler, so Mall Cop is a refreshing change.
  • I'll agree with some of the other comments here that the reason Blart did so well is that it's January and there's really not a whole lot out there. Really, if you've been looking for a family movie in the past couple weeks, there hasn't been anything new but Blart. What are you gonna take your kids to see? Gran Torino? Underworld 2? My Bloody Valentine 3D? I think Blart only benefits from being the only PG movie to see for the most part of January. And I think the studio is making a big mistake by making a sequel. They'll probably want to release it as as summer blockbuster and it will fail miserably.
  • Ebert: '"Paul Blart: Mall Cop" is a slapstick comedy with a hero who is a nice guy. I thought that wasn't allowed anymore. He's a single dad, bringing up his daughter with the help of his mom. He takes his job seriously. He may be chubby but he's brave and optimistic. And he's in a PG-rated film with no nudity except for a bra strap, and no jokes at all about bodily functions.' Three stars.
  • You were disappointed by those movies? Wow. I'll admit Juno was a little over-hyped for what it was, but it was still very good. And Lost in Translation was awesome--one of my favorite movies of all time. If you're disappointed by great movies like those, what on earth do you like?
  • chewy1979
    Both were waaaaay overhyped. Juno was overhyped by everyone else and I overhyped Lost in Translation. I kinda ruined it for myself. I'll give it a second chance now that my vision has cleared. My recent favorites? No Country for Old Men, Dark Knight and Wall-E. Oh, and Paul Blart.
  • Nuke Yourself
    Paul Blart is no worse than any Judd Apatow-produced movie, and Americans and critics alike eat that s*** up. It doesn't matter if they live in New York or Hicksville.
  • 790
    Well Middle America has never see a Segway before. I'm sure they were amazed at how the wires were CGI erased. Enough so that repeat viewings were in order.

    Mall Cop is a kids film,,, just like Wall•E or Bolt. There's your answer,,,,
  • people like a fat funny guy.. I loved King of Queens.
  • I guess I wouldn't mind seeing another one, I really liked the first one.

    When is the Joe Dirt sequel going to happen? I've been hearing about that one since the late 90's.
  • This always looked like good honest fun. Plus, it is great to see Kevin James have success.
  • GoreBaby
    Paul Blart, one of the greatest films of the 21st century
  • A mediocre film is potentially given the ability to conduct a further mediocre sequel. Damn. 'Paul Blart' wasn't as terrible as I set myself up to receive, but the film was still riding the long boundary of average-ness and in my opinion definitely does not need a sequel.
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