First Look: Robert Rodriguez’s Shorts

Warner Bros has finally released full details and the first photos from Robert Rodriguez’s next film, a kids adventure film called Shorts. The official plot synopsis follows:

“Set in the suburb of Black Falls, where all the houses look the same and everyone works for Black Box Unlimited Worldwide Industries Incorporated, whose Mr. Black’s Black Box is the ultimate communication and do-it-all gadget that’s sweeping the nation. Other than keeping his parents employed, however, Mr. Black’s Black Box has done nothing for 11- year-old Toe Thompson, who just wants to make a few friends… until a mysterious rainbow-colored rock falls from the sky, hits him in the head and changes everything. The Rainbow Rock does Mr. Black’s Black Box one better: it grants wishes to anyone who holds it. Before long, wishes-gone-wrong have left the neighborhood swarming with tiny spaceships, crocodile armies, giant boogers… and outrageous magical mayhem around every corner. But it’s not until the grown-ups get their hands on the Rock that the trouble really starts. Now Toe and his new found friends must join forces to save their town from itself, discovering along the way that what you wish for is not always what you want.”

I’m usually up for seeing anything Rodriguez does, especially if there is a commentary on the DVD. He’s like the old movie magic magicians from my childhood. And even when the kiddish plot isn’t particularly interesting, its always fun to find out how he accomplished some of the things he has on screen. I’ve always said he’s one of a handful of directors that I love to hear talk, but I don’t put much value in their actual filmography. But is it just me, or does the mysterious rainbow-colored rock thing look like something out of a direct to dvd or made for tv movie?

The film stars Jon Cryer, William H. Macy, Leslie Mann, James Spader, Jimmy Bennett, Kat Dennings, Trevor Gagnon, Leo Howard, Devon Gearhart, Rebel Rodriguez, Jake Short, and Jolie Vanier.

Robert Rodriguez’s Shorts is expected to hit theaters on August 7th 2009.

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  • I think this movie will be GREAT.If you have a problem with that then deal with it.Its a KIDS film for goodness sakes.All the kids have probably worked there buts of to make this movie and there all probably proud of themselves and are excited to see the movie.Give them credit for that.
  • Chadams
    The kids stuff he writes is so lackluster and nothing near the quality stuff I would let my future kids watch. He's truly a hack and his obsession with greenscreen makes his films look like shit. Someone get this man a location scout.
  • I love anything RR does.
  • theuglyspirit
    I'm amazed at how terrible this film sounds and looks.
  • Danny Davila
    Yea the rock looks like shit in the last pic but i don't think thats the final look come on it's Robert Rodriguez i don't think he'd make shit like that and remember its a kids film so it has to be colorful.
  • Cutter
    GAYPOWER!
  • who cares if you guys think this movie looks dumb... I think I might watch this (yes, I like kid's films, so sue me)
  • gay balls which grants your wishes? WOW!
  • A pioneer of lower standard kids movies so he can make a high concept lower standard adult films.
  • I refuse to encourage anything relating Rodriguez with kids. Spy Kids comes to mind...ugh.
  • Danny davila
    WHAT THE HELL August 7th 2009 Thats to long i would think a may or june date
  • Weyland_Yutani
    Rodriguez does this stuff to keep money coming into Troublemaker Studios. It also allows him the latitude to do what he wants when he is putting together something he cares about. If you look at the numbers, it's hard to argue the business philosophy.

    But make no mistake, these films look like low tech crap. I don't think anyone is trying to fool anyone about that.

    Meanwhile, I'm looking forward to any news about Red Sonja or Sin City2. More pics of Rose in chain mail, please!
  • Whatever puts bread on the table, Robert. But sorry buddy, I won't be seeing this one...
  • Crazymus
    Rodriguez is the type of filmmaker that advances with the constant changing technology. He doesn't just do these films to generate income for his studio... it's also because there's some new filmmaking techniques that he wishes to learn and experiment with, in order to use for later films.
  • My name is James Tiberious Kirk (wrist goes limp)
  • bubbajosh
    While I appreciate Rodriguez as a filmmaker, and basically consider his book "Rebel Without a Crew" to be the Bible of indie filmmaking, some of his "kiddie fare" is kinda corny. But I mean, come on...they are kid's films.

    I can't wait for Sin City 2 and whatever other adult films he has slated!
  • Agreed. I'd like to see porn from all of the greatest directors, actually.
  • Kokushi
    WTF? RR is spy kinds 3d enough? let pixar do their kids animation and do facking sin city 2 or R films, im not going to say ''sell out'' yet but stop this shatt soon,let the director of chihuahua movie direct this crap.
  • JV
    I can tell from the language utilizeded by the first three commentators that they are highly educated individuals.
  • That rainbow rock looks sooooo terrible in the last picture. Such a bad photoshop.
  • i think it looks like a rip-off from those Skittles rainbow commercials
  • the kid's face in that last picture is priceless.
  • Don't let this be another shark boy and lava girl please Robert!
  • Is this in 3D, because that would explain the crappy rainbow rock. It reminds me of the Spy Kids movies.
  • Doesnt Rodriguez do this and other obviously shitty moneymaking kids films so he has enough money to do good films like Sin City and Grindhouse.
  • WTF is this. probably a cheap apology to the little kiddies for sneaking off with rosey mcgowan while mommy stays at home and cries. why must rodriguez persist to make retarded films?
  • you call it retarded, i call it an interesting movie
  • you call it interesting, i call it the forth turd in a pool of dierriah known as spy kids 2, spy kids 3D, and shark boy and lava girl 3D. what is he smoking???

    what happened to that hot zena red headed rose mcgowan movie or barbarella? i mean you seriously can't fault me for faulting rodriguez when he puts Sin City 2, and all the others on the back burner to make some piece of shit kids fantasy. some retarded looking bore fest with boring plot twists, stupid fart jokes and horrible cgi colors. i fell in love with speed racer but this looks lazier than 2 stoned pizza hut employees.
  • These movies gross. With them in his roster he was able to mkae the movies you love. This is a stepping stone to barb and sc2
  • Will the sequel be called Pants?
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