“But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community.” With this new red band trailer, Black Dynamite officially blazes its way onto the Most Anticipated List. Way back in July, the buzzing stealth passion project from writer/director, Scott Sanders, and writer/star, Michael Jai White, miraculously won me over by making exhausted, semi-ironic blaxploitation homage seem fresh again. Since that time, Rudy Ray Moore kicked the bucket, we elected a half-black president and the good peoples at New York’s Ars Nova Entertainment just informed me that their film has been accepted by Sundance. Disclaimer: They also sent over some motherfucking swag.

Ditching the previous red band’s ghetto-projector flicker, the new one favors crisp, soul-glo visuals, a kilo of chopsockey goodness and a cameo by Captain Kangeroo. We also get a nekkid bevy of porn superbirds, including corpse-loving Charlotte Stokely, Arsenio Hall disguised with a terrible wig, little kids shooting heron, and proto-Mylanta thug, Mike Starr, screaming. A release date is not locked in. Stay tuned.

Discuss: That Star Trek trailer can eat it.

  • Zinc
    Awesome, boobies on /film!
  • Rom
    Oh sweet mother of God. I had my doubts after the first trailer, but this trailer makes the movie look epic.
  • treydot
    this is gonna be awesome
  • Blackspoiltation for the win. It's a genre that should never die.
  • Zack
    I can't wait for this to come out.
  • DeadByDAwn
    That's what I'm talking bout You jive ass mother-fuckers!!!
  • egyptnation
    wtf? is that arsenio hall as junebug? blaxploitation the the max you jive muthafuckaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! i bet quigley came his pants when he saw this trailer! hahahaha
  • It looks quite enjoyable, but I predict a bomb.
  • Mr. Fxit
    Best blaxploitation trailer since Boss Nigger (which I think will never be topped).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTIklFsMjjU
  • smither
    HAHAHAHA I HAVE TO SEE THIS!
  • Ahahhahaha mega win!
  • I'm surprised Tarantino hasn't gotten behind this. This is looking good and I can't wait to see it.
  • Tarantinos blaxploitation was Jackie Brown, it wasn't as blatant but definitely inspired...

    About this.... AWWW HELLL YEAHH
  • They need to start selling those t-shirts ASAP.
  • "You gonna wake up the rest of the bitches."
  • "you gonna wake up the rest of the bitches" ftw.

    MUST. SEE. THIS.
  • stb247
    Yeah!!! Looks great!
  • Jackson
    That was awesome. I will now run to my copy of "I'm Gunna Git You Sucka!"
  • hahah. Adam will have a field day with this movie.
  • I can't wait!
  • wtf
    is this another "snakes on a plane"-feigned-excitement-for-a-crappy-looking-movie internet moment?
  • Michael
    fucking brilliant
  • Stevo
    What's wrong with kids shooting heron?

    Used to go hunting all the time with my dad. *shrug*
  • AsianRage
    That's a great trailer to a very promising movie. Looking forward to it.
  • Ken
    RATED R-RA!
  • RIP DOLEMITE. and please star trek is too far off to blog about it every day. i think its great that they brought back spock, though, ver cool. VERY cool.
  • You would think they would try to release this closer to Grindhouse. I think it would have had a little more hype.
  • This will either be the greatest movie ever or the worst movie ever. I'm betting on the former.
  • John R
    "But, Black Dynamite! I SELL drugs in the community!" LMAO! This is going to be EPIC. The fact that Michael Jai and authentic martial arts is in it is a bonus.
  • waltponce
    This looks like a MAD TV sketch. Pretty awful.
  • edward
    goddamn right that star trek trailer can eat it.
    glad to see you're still here hunter, lets get some inglorious basterds coverage up.
  • This looks awesome. Totally going to get all the guys together and see this opening weekend!

    Although Black Dynamite and Machete as a Grindhouse event would be an even better time at the movies...!
  • That guy was pretty badass...
  • Holly fucking shit I need to see this movie right now!!!
  • freemachine
    This looks bad ass! But I'm really looking forward to Robert Rodriguez making Machete with Danny Trejo.
  • obin
    it's supposed to look awful! thats whats gonna make it so awesome!
  • kfizz
    Its ment to look like that. Its part of the joke. I guess you never watch blackploitation films. Like the last dragon with sho'nuff . Plus the guy can really kick some ass.
  • biggles12
    Best trailer of the year.
  • waltponce
    No, no, no. I don't mind the style of the film. In fact, I LOVE blaxploitation films. Anyone seen Velvet Smooth? What looks awful is the script and acting. The execution looks spot-on. But as a package it looks like a cheap remake.
  • o look, it's Hunter.
  • o look, it's Hunter. Ask and you shall receive.
  • Scott
    Do you see where I'm coming from you jive mutha fuckaaaaAAAAA!!!!!!

    Been waiting for a movie like this ever since I saw "Undercover Brother" fail so miserably.
  • that trailer is better than most movies.
  • Holy shit! That trailer just kicked my ass and I loved every second. I get the feeling this is the type of aesthetic GRINDHOUSE was hoping for but completely missed.
  • Holy shit! That trailer just kicked my ass and I loved every second. I get the feeling this is the type of aesthetic GRINDHOUSE was aiming for but completely missed.
  • marz
    lmao..that captain kangaroo bit sold it for me.im there!!!
  • Sam
    Must have!! I was wondering when the blacksploitation films from the 70's would make a comeback. This looks great! I can't wait. Plus, I wanna see Capt. Kangaroo get some bitches :P
  • hahaha, this looks cheesy and i love it..
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