Sammo Hung to Star in Kevin Monroe’s War Monkeys

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TMNT director Kevin Monroe has signed on to direct War Monkeys, and Sammo Hung is in talks to star for Dark Horse Indie. The sci-fi horror comedy tells the story of two slacker janitors who get trapped in an underground research facility (think Area 51) during the Christmas holiday, after accidentally unleashing military-trained research monkeys.

Monroe explained to Sci-Fi that it is “almost like a modern-day Abbott and Costello movie”, comparing the plot to Aliens and later saying that the screenplay is “sort of like if Tarantino wrote Gremlins“. What?! Munrow plans to shoot the film using a mix of live trained rhesus monkeys, puppets and some CG. Monroe tells THR, “Monkeys, guns, explosions. As a genre freak, I couldn’t ask for anything more.”

Sounds like it could either be a lot of fun or just plain stupid. The talent involved sounds much better than the idea itself. Monroe will start work on War Monkeys after he finishes Dead of Night, his big screen adaptation of the Italian comic-book series Dylan Dog, which stars Brandon Routh.

  • it's gonna fail because monkeys and apes are always annoying and usually ruin a movie that could have been good.
  • i agree
  • i'll agree with Peter, this could be awesome or really stupid.
  • even if this is really stupid, there is no way it could suck, unless they make bad mistakes with flow and things like that. otherwise, i cant see how a movie about war monkeys could be bad.
  • Brian
    TMNT sucked but i think this could be really awesome in a ridiculous way.
  • Wall•EPlaysPong
    Bart: Check it out, dad. I rented all your favorite gorilla movies! ‘Gorilla Squadron,’ ‘Gorilla Island 6. War Monkeys . . .’
    Homer: ‘Ape's-A-Poppin!’ Ooh, the airline version!
    Lisa: Can I fluff your pillow?
    Homer: Nothing's too good for me!
  • Agree.
  • It wasn't Amazing, but I didn't think it was TERRIBLE. It could of been a whole lot worse. But I totally agree with this being just flat out crazy fun in the theaters.
  • Jojo
    This is gonna be the next Snakes on a plane.
  • Christopher M
    AICN reports that Sammo Hung from Martial Law may play the janitor who has to fight the monkeys
  • Captain Awesome
    I love Sammo :D
  • Btw I'm not being sarcastic or fishing for lol's.
  • takes place during "Christmas"? Apes acting human?

    This film is obviously just crafty and subliminal cinematic commentary on Darwin evolution. Get it: Kill the evil, smart, man-like ape's (evolution theory) before they destroy us and ruin our worship/celebration of Christ (12-25).

    Monroe obviously hasn't the faintest idea the themes he's working with and I'm sure this movie will sucketh badly.
  • That looks badass
  • awesome
    Style your statement and create a musical blog on at www.uploaded.tv with your short portfolio
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