Jack Black To Star In Bourne Identity Inspired Comedy

Jack Black has signed on to star in what is being described as a comic take on The Bourne Identity scripted by Kung Fu Panda scribes Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger. Black will play an American who washes up on the shores of Cuba with no memory of who he is or how he got there. He comes to the inaccurate conclusion that he must be a superspy like Jason Bourne. Aibel and Berger (King of the Hill, Monsters vs. Aliens) sold the pitch to Universal for seven figures.

The concept sounds slightly appealing, but will probably result in another unwatchable Jack Black comedy. I can just imagine Black runnign around the screen now trying to kick ass Bourne style, completely missing at every step, but somehow things work out for him in the end. Yawn.

source: reuters

  • Andrew
    Do we really need another parody movie. The market is filled with terrible parody movies such as Disaster movie and others.
  • Perfect. I will see it.
  • Do not want.
  • Beefy
    Jack Black is past his best before date.
  • This site is full of a whole lot of Jack Black haters. I love JB. I will see this movie if it is made.
  • Could be good, but I believe it's been done before - Beverly Hills Ninja.
  • Agent J
    I'm with Vlad. I'll for sure check this movie out.
  • Marco A
    this sounds more like a remake of Code name the Cleaner
  • christopher t
    marco a - you suck for knowing much of anything about 'code name the cleaner'. peter, jack black rules whether you like it or not. kill yourself.
  • JiveTurkey
    Wow,Beverly Hills Ninja 2...
  • Captain Awesome
    More like Jack Lack. Am I right?

    "peter, jack black rules whether you like it or not. kill yourself."

    uh-oh, sounds like someone needs a wine cooler.
  • Should of seen this coming from diffrent humorous angles.
  • ilves
    might want to run spell check on articles before posting

    "I can just imagine Black runnign around the screen now trying to kick ass Bourne style, completely missing at every step, but somehow things work out for him in the end."
  • Chimaera
    The only way this would even be remotely funny is if the real Jason Bourne saved his ass in the end...but maybe not even then.
  • " More like Jack Lack. Am I right?

    “peter, jack black rules whether you like it or not. kill yourself.”

    uh-oh, sounds like someone needs a wine cooler. "

    @captain awesome's comment may be the most Amazing comment Ever on Slash Film.
  • I tought it sounded familiar...Code Name: The Cleaner!
  • Deck Mackenzie
    I don't get the hate here, you're all the same people who didn't have a problem with Seth Rogen as the Green Hornet.
  • Trebek
    I'm with Beefy on this one. I can't stand Jack Black.
  • Captain Awesome
    Didn't they steal this idea from Kimmel's show? The one featuring Guillermo?

    I'd rather see Guillermo than Jack Black.
  • meholmes
    I would want to see it! Regardless!
    True fans of Jack wouldn't doubt his talent.
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