LOL: Follow Fake Michael Bay on Twitter

Posted on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 by Peter Sciretta

FAKE Michael Bay has joined Twitter. Here are some of his twittering highlights:

Shia is crying less today.

Fine, I’ll use your stupid IMAX cameras.

Went to the bathroom and took a giant dump. A dump of excellence.

God I’m Awesome.

Boom. That’s it. That’s all you need to know.

Got stuck looking in the mirror again. Just a half hour this time.

@slashfilm No, I don’t know who “Fellini” is and quite frankly I don’t give a shit.

You can follow Fake Michael Bay’s twitter at twitter.com/michael_bay . You can also follow my updates at twitter.com/slashfilm

muffin

That is fucking awesome!

Goobity

"Went to the bathroom and took a giant dump. A dump of excellence"

Thats the same way I felt after watching Transformers. Except for the 'excellence' part.

GregoryV

Shia responses: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO-NO!"

Agent J

â€œWent to the bathroom and took a giant dump. A dump of excellenceâ€

Thats the same way I felt after watching Goobity's movie. Except for the â€˜excellenceâ€™ part. Oh wait...Goodbity can't and most likely will never make a movie. Ohhhh SNAP! Nah, really I think this is pretty darn cool.

Aeghast

well it's obviously a fake--I doubt Bay could use a computer

Nick O.

ROFL!

Jerry Beautiful Baby Butler

It mentioned /film. i think it's you guys. :\

MrCavanagh

Word can't describe how much I love the "Fine, Iâ€™ll use your stupid IMAX cameras." update.

Goobity

@ Agent J: You followed your comment with a ... "SNAP". Gee, you sure told me! Sorry to hurt your tender feelings. At least you spelled my username correctly ONE time.

Holy Shit! (Matt)

Fucking hilarious.

Agent J

@ Goobity: Ohhhhhh SNAP! Nah, really you did infact hurt my feelings. -_-

Agent J

Ohhhhhhhh SNAP! This is the shiz, yo!

marcomc2

Hahaha, This is Incredible. Very funny. Shia is crying less today. Haha. "Boom. Thats it. Thats all you need to know." Jesus christ. perfect

Rich D

Good stuff. Has anyone else been following Fake Sarah Palin?

Nick

Haha fucking love it. Michael Bay couldn't make a good movie that wasn't 98% CGI and rapid camera movement to save his life. God he sucks.

Agent J

ROFLCOPTER!!!

StabmasterArson

Actually, I think there's dueling Bays. When I Googled it, this was the first to pop up: https://twitter.com/michaelbay

haha

ScreenRant.com

I was wondering about that account when it followed me on twitter.

Goobity, ignore the Transformers lovers - come over to Screen Rant where we share the bond of brotherhood due to our hatred of that crappy mess of a movie. :-P

Vic

hoffamania

Is it just me or does Michael Bay look like he desperately wants to be 1980s Richard Dean Anderson? I mean seriously... every time I see his picture on this site I get excited for some MacGyver news and then 'bam'... Michael Bay. wtf

Agent J

Ignore the Transformers lovers? Pssh, my A-Double Crooked letter. Screen Rant is nothing. Anyway Michael Bay owns all.
Michael Bay > Your favorite Director. nuff' said.

Woody24

"Still pissed Con Air was passed for an Oscar. Maybe this year?"

That wasn't even his movie. Maybe he forgot and meant The Rock. Because I too always confuse a Nicolas Cage/Jerry Bruckheimer movie up myself.

Floppy

It's a hell of a lot more funny than the fake megan fox twittter which pretty much just uses the same joke a different way over and over.

TommyMetropolis

-"Megan smells like angels did her laundry again."
about 23 hours ago from web

hahaha i can only imagine

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