LOL: Star Condoms?

I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t trust “the force” to these Asian Star Wars knock off condoms. The slogan on the front of the package reads: “A long time ago in a galaxy for, for away…”

via: theswca

  • bp
    i far one would buy those instantly
  • Oh, far sure.
  • Kal
    Wow! There is nothing I can say that the package already screams!
  • Missing LIla
    It looks like those two are pointing at a liquor store they are about to Rob.
  • Ghost
    Haha that's great! I would love to just collect those!
  • egyptnation
    unplanned pregnancy, here i come!
  • Complete with Anthony Daniels voice on microchip saying:

    "Oh my! I've forgot how much I hate (inner) space travel!"
  • A Better Class of Criminal
    Funny, I allways named by penis General Kenobi.

    Don't Judge Me!
  • dlb
    I'm amused and terrified of the full erect rocket condom that is behind the "star condoms" logo.
  • J.D.
    Other marketing ideas:

    "You're all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!"

    "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

    "This is Red 5, I’m going in!"

    "Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
  • Curtesy of Star Wars Thats What She Said on YouTube. haha
  • Anyone who would use those probably won't have to, am I right?
  • Jon Christensen
    Nice,

    those are the Episode7Pieces, I've been looking for that series...
  • hilarious. these are a great conversation starter in bed.
  • redd
    It's only a matter of time before George Lucas pulls a Gene Simmons and markets these himself.
  • Tony
    This would be perfect in Zack and Miri.
  • andrewdill
    go back up to the picture and pretend it is a star wars cartoon of "Rob & Big" .its even funnier
  • Seven months ago called.

    http://estebanwaseaten.tumblr.com/post/24763993

    (Just kidding, Peter.)
  • Quenfis
    Ah, just like the plot of the prequels, I'm sure these condoms have lots of holes in them.
  • Love the nipple on the Death Star
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