Comments on: Mall Cop Teaser Trailer http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/ Blogging the Reel World Sun, 5 Jul 2009 22:01:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: drew http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-517978 drew Mon, 29 Dec 2008 08:28:43 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-517978 LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I AM A SECURITY OFFICER FOR A MAJOR MALL IN BUFFALO. NY. THIS DEFF RELATES TO WHAT WE GOT TO DO I HOPE A SECCOND COMES OUT. BUT ALSO I HOPE THAT PEOPLE DONT LOOK AT US AS IF WE ARE RENT-A- COPS I MEAN WE DO POLICE REPORTS WE ARE NOT ARRMED AND WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT TRY TO KILL US. VIA FIGHTING OR HAVE WEAPONS. WE PUT OUR LIFES ON THE LINE EVERYDAY. THANKS LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I AM A SECURITY OFFICER FOR A MAJOR MALL IN BUFFALO. NY. THIS DEFF RELATES TO WHAT WE GOT TO DO I HOPE A SECCOND COMES OUT. BUT ALSO I HOPE THAT PEOPLE DONT LOOK AT US AS IF WE ARE RENT-A- COPS I MEAN WE DO POLICE REPORTS WE ARE NOT ARRMED AND WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT TRY TO KILL US. VIA FIGHTING OR HAVE WEAPONS. WE PUT OUR LIFES ON THE LINE EVERYDAY.

THANKS

]]> By: Deez http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-452291 Deez Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:01:44 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-452291 Kevin James can get fucked. Who gives these people work? Seriously? Is this what "comedy" in America has been reduced to? Mall security cop movies? That concept is so old it sat next to Plato in history class. (that analogy was as funny as your mother. burn.) Kevin James can get fucked. Who gives these people work? Seriously? Is this what “comedy” in America has been reduced to? Mall security cop movies? That concept is so old it sat next to Plato in history class. (that analogy was as funny as your mother. burn.)

]]> By: Joe http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-451497 Joe Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:59:00 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-451497 That was terrible. A) Why is there a skate ramp in a mall? B) How the fuck could anyone get away with that shit? He'd get his ass Rodney King'd in seconds in real life. C) Fuck that guy, he's a tool. That was terrible.

A) Why is there a skate ramp in a mall?

B) How the fuck could anyone get away with that shit? He’d get his ass Rodney King’d in seconds in real life.

C) Fuck that guy, he’s a tool.

]]> By: Patrick http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-451483 Patrick Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:35:01 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-451483 The next installment of the CKY vids (or Haggard 2) should be based on a fake mall cop who kills skateboarders. Don Vito could star... oh wait... he's in prison because he's a peder-ass. The next installment of the CKY vids (or Haggard 2) should be based on a fake mall cop who kills skateboarders. Don Vito could star… oh wait… he’s in prison because he’s a peder-ass.

]]> By: Jake Phlieger http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-451227 Jake Phlieger Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:08:06 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-451227 I'll see it just because it has Kevin James. I’ll see it just because it has Kevin James.

]]> By: 790 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-451094 790 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:16:06 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-451094 This film could really use a Kiefer Sutherland cameo. :-) This film could really use a Kiefer Sutherland cameo. :-)

]]> By: Kolter http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-451088 Kolter Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:08:02 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-451088 Personally, I am a fan of Kevin James. I own the entire series of The King of Queens, and I liked him in Chuck & Larry, and LOVED him in Grilled. This movie? meh.. I can see it having some EPIC segway scenes though Personally, I am a fan of Kevin James. I own the entire series of The King of Queens, and I liked him in Chuck & Larry, and LOVED him in Grilled.

This movie? meh.. I can see it having some EPIC segway scenes though

]]> By: w smith http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-451071 w smith Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:05:43 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-451071 what the hell did i just watch? and why was there a homeless man on a skateboard that sucked at skating spray painting a fat security guard? what the hell did i just watch? and why was there a homeless man on a skateboard that sucked at skating spray painting a fat security guard?

]]> By: barnapkins http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-451002 barnapkins Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:21:57 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-451002 I hate using the term "sell out" but this isn't something mike valley would do? I hate using the term “sell out” but this isn’t something mike valley would do?

]]> By: jonny http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-450954 jonny Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:32:08 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-450954 It woulda been funnier if KJ snapped at the end, took MV down, and while waiting for backup, Kneeled on MV neck and accidentally kills him.... like real mall cops. It woulda been funnier if KJ snapped at the end, took MV down, and while waiting for backup, Kneeled on MV neck and accidentally kills him…. like real mall cops.

]]> By: Alan Geiss http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-450925 Alan Geiss Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:44:41 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-450925 dude that was just stupid. Kevin James being a pushover like that, come on that was terrible acting. Him never getting off the scooter was pretty lame too, i like the whole plot of the movie just not the way they're doing it. Teaser sucked, Peter was right. dude that was just stupid. Kevin James being a pushover like that, come on that was terrible acting. Him never getting off the scooter was pretty lame too, i like the whole plot of the movie just not the way they’re doing it. Teaser sucked, Peter was right.

]]> By: Matter http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-450819 Matter Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:23:12 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-450819 @ palmer: the new millennium sucks doesn't it? This definitely looks like a skate video that Mike Vallely was nice enough to put James in as the cop versus beating up an actual cop (as he is used to doing). The CKY series is a definitive testament to that. Either way, I thought it was done quite well if you take it as the skate video the beginning portrayed it to be. @ palmer: the new millennium sucks doesn’t it?

This definitely looks like a skate video that Mike Vallely was nice enough to put James in as the cop versus beating up an actual cop (as he is used to doing). The CKY series is a definitive testament to that. Either way, I thought it was done quite well if you take it as the skate video the beginning portrayed it to be.

]]> By: devils advocate http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-450792 devils advocate Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:45:43 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-450792 why are kevin james and kid rock in a movie together? I hate so much about this viral teaser.... I don't know what I hate more.... james awful stache, the stupid character hes portraying, the premise, or the two idiots skating and filming..... I need to go this video makes me feel the need to shower to get the dirty off..... why are kevin james and kid rock in a movie together? I hate so much about this viral teaser…. I don’t know what I hate more…. james awful stache, the stupid character hes portraying, the premise, or the two idiots skating and filming….. I need to go this video makes me feel the need to shower to get the dirty off…..

]]> By: evanz http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-450788 evanz Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:38:37 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-450788 That was actually pretty funny...if they avoid slapstick and fart jokes, and focus on the black comedy - there could be something here. That was actually pretty funny…if they avoid slapstick and fart jokes, and focus on the black comedy - there could be something here.

]]> By: Joe Pekula http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-450787 Joe Pekula Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:34:30 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-450787 I think this is actually from a skate video and Kevin James just happens to cameo in it in his role as the mall cop... I saw this on a skate video site. I think this is actually from a skate video and Kevin James just happens to cameo in it in his role as the mall cop… I saw this on a skate video site.

]]> By: Tatsui http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-450786 Tatsui Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:33:16 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-450786 It was O.K.. Not my typical form of comedy, but, nevertheless I'll probably end up watching it. It was O.K.. Not my typical form of comedy, but, nevertheless I’ll probably end up watching it.

]]> By: TheMarquis http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-450776 TheMarquis Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:23:32 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-450776 That just made me kinda sad and made me not want to see this movie at all. That just made me kinda sad and made me not want to see this movie at all.

]]> By: Matt http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-450763 Matt Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:56:07 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-450763 I thought that was pretty comical. Not great, but it was just a teaser teaser. I thought that was pretty comical. Not great, but it was just a teaser teaser.

]]> By: Kip Mooney http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-450755 Kip Mooney Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:36:40 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-450755 Kevin James, what's become of you? So talented on The King of Queens and in Hitch. Sad. Kevin James, what’s become of you? So talented on The King of Queens and in Hitch. Sad.

]]> By: Patrick http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/10/mall-cop-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comment-450752 Patrick Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:32:35 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=14050#comment-450752 I didn't know Mike V. needed work this bad. I didn’t know Mike V. needed work this bad.

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