Update: Bloody Disgusting is standing by their “100%” confirmation that Portman is starring, however Portman’s publicist says her involvement is nil.

One of the hipper projects in Hollywood is shaping up to be the remake of Dario Argento’s psychedelic horror flick, Susipira, from director David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express, George Washington). Bloody Disgusting just confirmed minutes ago that Natalie Portman will headline the film, which means she’ll hop into ballet slippers and battle a coven of beautiful, gossipy (foreign?) witches.

The actress’s shingle, Handsome Charlie Films, is producing. If you’ve seen the original, you’re probably wondering what the plans are for the soundtrack, but those details haven’t been announced. Here’s what Green told MTV about the project a few months ago…

Supiria is a classic to me. I want to be scared. I want to be afraid,” he said to MTV. …”It’s an opportunity to take all artistic excellence and be inspired by what was a low budget Italian 70’s gore movie. Where the art world meets the violent and supernatural. I would love to get every geek that loves torture porn and every old lady in line to see ‘Phantom of the Opera’ to come and have this insane experience.”

With its enchanting candy colors and surreal lighting, Dario Argento’s 1977 flick, widely cited as his best work, rivals Jean-Luc Godard’s Pierrot Le Fou for its stained-glass color palette. The story dips into nightmare-logic as we follow an American student at an elite European dance academy who discovers it’s a front for evaaal. Argento’s inventive, deranged use of gore is outmatched by a harrowing, instrumental soundtrack by the band Goblin. While it’s not exactly a perfect film, with time Suspiria has arguably transcended the cult genre.

Discuss: Cool casting, no? How do you feel about Gordon directing this? Who should score the soundtrack?

  • Heftybag
    This sounds really amazing - Cant Wait
  • Awesome, hopefully this will actually be a "scary" movie, unlike a couple others in Hollywood's past.
  • I'd watch Natalie read a book. And Green is a talented man. I'm down like syndrome.
  • Graham
    awesome I kind of wanted to see her in the rosemarys baby remake but this will be awesome.
  • Chris
    I was scared to death when I heard rumors this would be remade (huge Argento fan), and while I'm not all that excited about the idea of a remake, at least it looks to be in some capable hands!!

    At the very least, it'll expose a few more people to Argento's still under appreciated work and will put a few bucks in his pocket. That I'm all for.
  • Universal Express
    Um, the quote from MTV, definitely has the title misspelled...
  • Oh Blair
    SO BREAKING!!!!
  • Hike
    If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Why the hell does Hollywood feel this urge to do remakes of every damn film ever made? Pathetic...
  • Myles
    I hope they try and keep the original and don't just make it another Horror (PG?!) movie where you cant' see anything. Natalie Portman sounds good, but still dreading this.
  • dan
    ha, I knew about this two weeks ago from David's DP. she went to the premiere with him as well.


    BREAKING NEWS *wiggles fingers*
  • jen
    Portman's company denied they were doing this.
  • [A]
    Meh. This remake will suck. Portman can't act, sorry pals
  • Ricky
    Not a fan of George Washington but Mr. Green is talented. Portman isn't my favorite actress but I fell in love with her in V for Vendetta
  • evanz
    Hells yeah. I love Suspiria. It's not like they could F*k it up, because it already sucked (in a good way).
  • Christine
    Nice casting choice, nice director pick, but I'm not sure how I feel remake overall.
  • They definitely do not need to remake this. But if the talent is this high, it's hard to imagine if they could screw it up that bad. And I would vote for the Mars Volta for the music.
  • The Gajonka
    she grew up one town over from me on long island. but thats not the point. the point is what the hell has she been doing? guys, check her ass out in darjeeling, oh baby... still a terrible acting job in heat, TERRIBLE!

    RACK EM UP! RACK EM UP!
  • Ed
    what the fuck?

    I blame it all on Juno.
  • Hunter Stephenson
    @ ED

    Lol. I blamed this remake on Juno when it was announced back in March. Good call though.
  • starscream9289
    Man, why does Natalie Portman look so freakin attractive in that picture!
  • Jason
    whats the name of the movie this picture is from?
  • Baron Von Cheddar
    Pretty sure the pic is from "Closer".
    How can you fault Portman for Heat... she was maybe 13 years old when she made that movie.
  • galdersorg
    Goblin should sooooo re-score it. They aren't doing much but they're still making music.
  • phill
    RZA to SCORE!

    anyone?
  • FrAnKiE tHe FiXxEr
    Leave it alone. this movie is part of a trilogy. Remaking a classic such as this is blasphemous, but of course the well is running dry so it must be time to reinvent someone elses ideas to make them cool & hipper then slashing it down to a PG -13 rating.... what's next remakes of Fulci gore classics. I officially boycott this movie
  • PeteG
    I just saw the original. In terms of an over-all film it is (at best) mediocre. I didn't find it at all suspensful or scary, or even creepy. Witches? Please. 'Witches are evil', blah, blah, blah. The acting is pretty bad, too. The ending is VERY disappointing. Visually, however, it's amazing. The colours, the music, the set design - the occasional nod to Snow White - fabulous. The plot, though, is very weak and they can ONLY improve on it. I don't know if they can match the 'feel' of the movie, however. The feel of the movie is very important as it is the best thing about the film. If it's too slick and polished (add to that a week plot) and it might just be a snooze fest. At least the original kept you hooked because it looked amazing.
  • Fang_Killer
    How the hell do you remake a masterpiece?!?!?!? and with Natalie Portman no less... f'ing kill me now. Is Hollywood really running out of ideas that they need to scam other people's work? It's utterly shallow and appalling! Nobody does horror like Dario Argento!
  • maastrash
    the fact someone even thínks about remaking this classic makes me wanna vommit! Tfoe!
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