LOL: The Dark Cock

Someone supposedly took this photo while a Portland movie theater was in the middle of changing the marque from Hancock to The Dark Knight. Photoshopped or not, our inner voices still laughed like Beavis and Butthead when we saw it. Of course, on the outside, I gave it a rude look of disgust. Thanks to our friends at The Playlist for the tip.

via: Evil Beet

  • J'osh
    Come on people "COCK WANTED" has to be out there somewhere.
  • Gianni
    Ha!
  • Christopher Edwards
    Brillant, If anyone is looking for a Dark Knight Prono title, there you go
  • Eric
    Yes Chris, we are looking for a Prono title. Lol, j/k. I know it's a mistake. Just....you know....pointing it out.

    I love how the guy is leaving the ladder just walking away and I cannot believe he cannot notice it!

    Plus, it is one of those $1 theaters?
  • Rory
    willy
  • Captain Awesome
    I find it fitting that this picture is above the Green Lantern one.
  • my band and I played a show at a fest on Hawthorne Ave. I live in Jersey, so Im not sure how far down this theatre is from The Hawnthorne Theatre. anyone know?
  • Lynchpin
    Haha, wow! I saw this theater during a visit to the city for a convention in 2006. What a trip.
  • CineMagic is about five feet from my apartment and this is definitely not photoshopped, but having watched the guy do the changeover, I think it was partially intentional. He knew exactly what he was doing. Gotta love Stumptown.

    @Branden - Hawthorne Theatre (corner of 39th St.) is about a mile down the road from the movie theater (corner of 20th St.).
  • Whew, I was wondering where I was going to get my daily dose of Dick and Fart jokes. Hilarious!
  • Hope ya find your drum set
  • Jenbot
    it's the little things in life that make it wonderful
  • shadejinx
    I live a few blocks away from that theater, that isn't photoshopped.
  • Michael
    Woo! Portland!
  • Don
  • -J-E-,R--Y --B_-U-T-L-E-R
    To bad they weren’t replacing hancock with the mummy…..

    Mummy cock, anyone?

    I hear some people around here love it. Ha!
  • not sure bout that one
  • Rodrigue Gomes
    At the theater I work at, we had Wall-E Wanted Hancock for about a week straight and no one really noticed the implications there. its a family theater too
  • April
    The other white meat?
  • Ed
    Not as funny as the time we had Pirates Knocked Up Nancy Drew last summer at the theater I work at.
  • Pixel Pusher
    Hahahahaha I've been to that theater to see Capote. Shitty old theater, might as well be a porn store.
  • Liz
    I laughed way too hard at this. You KNOW somebody's already making that movie, somewhere.
  • Gord from Canada
    Dark Cock? Is that the Disney movie where Bruce Wayne is played by a chicken? And his villian for the movie is The Yolker?

    Too Bad? These usually kill for the pre-school crowds.
  • haha no doubt
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