Comments on: Bryan Singer to Produce Comic Book Adaptation Capeshooters

By: estrus

estrus — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:09:11 +0000

These comments are EPIC FUNNY

By: gocitizen

gocitizen — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:35:43 +0000

goobity - well done. haha

By: A. J.

A. J. — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:51:50 +0000

Rob Liefeld is an asshole.

By: Charlie

Charlie — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:47:30 +0000

The design team can’t forget the following:

Guns that look like Super-Soakers

Everyone has linebacker Shoulderpads, and clothes made of the same mylar wrapping used on the Apollo landers.

All women have boobs bigger than Kayla Kleevage and the waist of a 8-year old girl.

and…
Is Rob’s fly buttoned?

By: Goobity

Goobity — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:03:53 +0000

@ Jeff: Beat me to it…!

At least the production can save money without having to worry about filming any background plates. It can go straight from green-screen to release.

By: Thumb

Thumb — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:35:58 +0000

They will use advanced CGI to place rocks or mysterious swells in the ground in front of all feet. The CGI will also add muscles that nobody in the world has. Plus, all the actors will wear suits that make their legs twice as long as they are in real life.

This is gonna be AWESOME!

By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:24:54 +0000

lol @ jeff

You forgot the mash potato hair and 80 blast lines on faces to show “age”.

By: jeff

jeff — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:18:08 +0000

i just posted a sarcastic comment about rob liefelds drawing style on the internet. I have no life.

By: jeff

jeff — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:59:50 +0000

will all the characters in the movie have tiny hands and no ankles?

By: Eduardo

Eduardo — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:47:49 +0000

I’ve respected Bryan Singer since THE USUAL SUSPECTS. Despite what some people think of SUPERMAN RETURNS, I loved it. But this… THIS… a Rob Liefeld property, written by two guys who worked with Ryan Seacrest? This is lower than anything Brett Ratner would do… Bryan WTF??? Liefeld is the biggest joke in the comic book universe. And to add Seacrest and his cronies… you might as well have produced SUPERHEROMOVIE, or EPIC MOVIE, or one of those “MOVIE” movies.

By: CB

CB — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:47:05 +0000

Anyone remember the headlines back in the early 90’s about “Steven Spielberg’s Amblin to make movie of Rob Liefeld’s DOOM’S IV”??

By: Charlie

Charlie — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:39:41 +0000

I suggest an expansion to everyone’s lingo when describing a movie like this.

DYSON(verb): The sublime act of sucking.

Example: CAPESHOOTERS is already thought to be complete DYSON because Robby’s ripping off an aspect of Peter Parker’s character. Come on now, Robby….first Doom’s IV, now this?

By: Aeghast

Aeghast — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:30:10 +0000

The bad news is that’s someone making a movie based on something Rob Liefeld created.

By: NONSENSE POOPIEPANTS!! ITS LINKS TIME! - There be Nonsense Here

NONSENSE POOPIEPANTS!! ITS LINKS TIME! - There be Nonsense Here — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:45:33 +0000

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By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:42:23 +0000

haha, Liefeld. The Ed Wood of comicbooks.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:35:34 +0000

April 1st?

By: Zac Shipley

Zac Shipley — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:34:05 +0000

I’m not excited because Rob Liefeld sucks.

http://progressiveboink.com/archive/robliefeld.html

At least I know he can’t draw the movie.