Comments on: Transformers 2: More Sci-Fi Than the First Film

By: Dixxy

Dixxy — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:06:03 +0000

Mmm megan fox is has flavr… nom nom!!

By: carg0

carg0 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:53:22 +0000

we see DEVESTATOR form and kick ass in every direction, then VOLTRON joins the fight

By: Goobity

Goobity — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:20:38 +0000

The twist is that the first 12 minutes are watchable. After that, the audience realizes, once again, that it’s a Michael Bay film…and they walk out.

By: Goobity

Goobity — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:16:37 +0000

This movie will suck, just like all of Bay’s films. The twist is, he thinks he’s good.

By: JFK

JFK — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:00:52 +0000

Gain 10 pounds… in her bra.

By: Superman

Superman — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:57:13 +0000

What scifi elements, more gratuitous megan fox ab shots which I’m not against, but the movie needs a brain for me to care. there were too many glaring errors in tranformers for me to give it a pass and I have super low standards. And why did you have to make the robots look like shit bay, good grief. What the hell. Make them look like walking vehicles, not walking piles of garbage.

By: Jack M.

Jack M. — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:55:07 +0000

I hope Will Smith and Martin Lawrence show up with one of them on e. Michael Bay should cross Bay Boys over into Transformers like on some Marvel type ish. Maybe that meteor they they blew up in Armageddon was a transformer, i can only dream. Thrown in some Pearl Harbor history to that ish to. OH MY GOD
but fizzuck the island though.

By: Rob

Rob — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:36:36 +0000

The best twist that could happen in the first 12 minutes would be that Bay turns over the director’s helm to a competent director. Now that would be one hell of a great twist.

By: LiviuX

LiviuX — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:33:36 +0000

More fiction it’s not so good.

By: Joshua Gonzalez

Joshua Gonzalez — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:23:03 +0000

LOL@ Captain Awesome’s comments. This movie is gonna fail, I just know it.

By: Peter Sciretta

Peter Sciretta — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:08:26 +0000

It should be noted that a Entertainment Weekly publicist says the twist comment was about TF2 and not Friday the 13th. In the interview it is confusing.

By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:07:23 +0000

A new decepticon leader will be unveiled. A PS3 named “Will-E” that transforms into Will Smith which shoots blu-ray discs like ninja stars.

He’s the first villian who kills his enemies in a high-def format. More weaponry to come as downloadable future updates to his “mainframe”.

By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:02:40 +0000

Floppy,

Megan Fox turns out to be a really ‘hot’ male model from Brazil. Skyfire is a Republican hell bent on ruining Obama’s presidency. And Shia LeBouf really is Spielberg’s son.

By: Nick Venture

Nick Venture — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:01:06 +0000

It turns out the Chinese are manufacturing copies of Megatron and the Autobots have to fight twelve Megatrons who are piloted by twelve of the most powerful men throughout history! Including: George Washington, Genghis Khan, Jesus Christ, Emperor Constantine, Julius Caesar, King Henry VIII, Adolf Hitler, Alexander the Great, Theodore Roosevelt, Nelson Mandela, Xerxes I and Ozymandias! Turns out these twelve men are members of the Inner Circle of the Illuminati and are bestowed with god-like powers such as immortality and the knowledge of alien life!

By: Floppy

Floppy — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:59:53 +0000

The pink crotch rocket is going to turn out to be Jesus and they’re all hunting the allama which turns all technology into llamas. Or maybe the twist is there wont be any fiery explosions for the first 12 minutes. Just lots and lots of confetti in the place of actual fire.

By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:44:41 +0000

Is your mind blown, Tom? Think you can handle ‘The Bay’?

Try this on for size…Cybertron is an alternate Earth created by all the metal waste we create from soda cans and take-home soy sauce packets.

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:41:21 +0000

What a tweest!

By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:41:14 +0000

Megatron is Optimus’ father. Starscream has robot Aids. And Bumblebee loved Pearl Harbor.