Comments on: LOL: What if Michael Bay Wrote The Dark Knight? http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/ Blogging the Reel World Fri, 9 Jan 2009 05:55:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Angry Puppy » Blog Archive » Michael Bay’s [Insert Movie Here] http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-448942 Angry Puppy » Blog Archive » Michael Bay’s [Insert Movie Here] Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:44:57 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-448942 [...] I’m sure all of you have seen the fake script for Michael Bay’s The Dark Knight. If not, read it here. [...] [...] I’m sure all of you have seen the fake script for Michael Bay’s The Dark Knight. If not, read it here. [...]

]]> By: Brandon http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-426932 Brandon Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:00:52 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-426932 Lol, the full link is hilarious General: I like it, but which internets do we hack? Bruce: ALL of them =__= Lol, the full link is hilarious
General: I like it, but which internets do we hack?
Bruce: ALL of them =__=

]]> By: Inglorious a Masterpiece? http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-424466 Inglorious a Masterpiece? Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:42:38 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-424466 [...] Tarantino, with the title spelled Inglorious Basterds [sic]. It even looks like one of those trendy faux-Michael Bay scripts, but an inside source tells me their descriptions, which parallel LR’s, sound [...] [...] Tarantino, with the title spelled Inglorious Basterds [sic]. It even looks like one of those trendy faux-Michael Bay scripts, but an inside source tells me their descriptions, which parallel LR’s, sound [...]

]]> By: jim http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-423929 jim Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:13:39 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-423929 I wouldn't be at all suprised if this were authentic, as Bay is a mindless douch. Every movie that asshole makes is from the same template. I know people at the penatgon I've got them on speed dial. Good for you asshole. You want a fucking cookie? What happened to good directors. Not the shit that spielberg, and lucas put out devoid of any ideas now. Just dollar signs. Look at indiana jones and the plastic skull. Shi labouf is spermburgs new buttboy. That movie was just an excuse to make money. they fired the writer who worked on the fist three. Stating they didn't need him. Obviously they did. Transformers sucked. What saved it? megan fox, peter cullen as prime again, and special effects. Otherwise forgettable. Maybe we're all jaded, but when you have to keep remaking films as a sure thing instead of new ideas. Hollywood, or fruitwood is in dire trouble. I wouldn’t be at all suprised if this were authentic, as Bay is a mindless douch. Every movie that asshole makes is from the same template.
I know people at the penatgon I’ve got them on speed dial.
Good for you asshole. You want a fucking cookie?
What happened to good directors. Not the shit that spielberg, and lucas put out devoid of any ideas now. Just dollar signs. Look at indiana jones and the plastic skull. Shi labouf is spermburgs new buttboy. That movie was just an excuse to make money. they fired the writer who worked on the fist three. Stating they didn’t need him. Obviously they did.
Transformers sucked. What saved it? megan fox, peter cullen as prime again, and special effects. Otherwise forgettable.
Maybe we’re all jaded, but when you have to keep remaking films as a sure thing instead of new ideas. Hollywood, or fruitwood is in dire trouble.

]]> By: LOL: What if Michael Bay Wrote The Dark Knight? http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-423741 LOL: What if Michael Bay Wrote The Dark Knight? Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:41:37 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-423741 [...] Nolan’s Batman Trilogy. Agree? The Dark Knight: 100 Opening Weekend Shows Already Sold Out[Read original] addthis_url = [...] [...] Nolan’s Batman Trilogy. Agree? The Dark Knight: 100 Opening Weekend Shows Already Sold Out[Read original] addthis_url = [...]

]]> By: z http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-423101 z Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:35:27 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-423101 This has to be fake.i'm sure Bay is an intelligent man who makes dumb movies for a profit and he would see how this is def. not the Batman film anybody would want to see. This has to be fake.i’m sure Bay is an intelligent man who makes dumb movies for a profit and he would see how this is def. not the Batman film anybody would want to see.

]]> By: Guest http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-422973 Guest Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:32:31 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-422973 Well, yeah many people will indeed not like the product, but we have to remember, there are many who do. Apart from the critics, there are so many people who like his style of directing movies. I know its crap, but to put down the consumers (even if a small group, but lets face it, there's a big chunk), will not be fair I think. What I'm trying to say is, we got academy award winning geniuses such as Scorsese, Mann, Scott, Spielberg and Nolan etc. who are considered to be perfection of filmmaking, then on the other hand we got dumb movies from Bay, McG, Emmerich, Tony Scott (with a exception of a couple). Thats why I dont go around the theares yelling to people in the theatre next to me "Hey idiots, what r doin watching this piece of shit, the lot of you, how bout you all shut down the projector, you people make me sick". See to these people, the way Bay makes a film appeals, and just cause I dont like it, might I feel the need to put them down too? Well, yeah many people will indeed not like the product, but we have to remember, there are many who do. Apart from the critics, there are so many people who like his style of directing movies. I know its crap, but to put down the consumers (even if a small group, but lets face it, there’s a big chunk), will not be fair I think. What I’m trying to say is, we got academy award winning geniuses such as Scorsese, Mann, Scott, Spielberg and Nolan etc. who are considered to be perfection of filmmaking, then on the other hand we got dumb movies from Bay, McG, Emmerich, Tony Scott (with a exception of a couple). Thats why I dont go around the theares yelling to people in the theatre next to me “Hey idiots, what r doin watching this piece of shit, the lot of you, how bout you all shut down the projector, you people make me sick”. See to these people, the way Bay makes a film appeals, and just cause I dont like it, might I feel the need to put them down too?

]]> By: Ross http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-422806 Ross Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:22:45 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-422806 Wait you forget about the racially charged stereotype. Morgan Freeman should only utter ziggers every five seconds. "Damm!" "What's crackin' Mr. Wayne?" "Off the hook!" Michael Bay's films lower IQ's, cause ADD, and help Axis powers take over the Allie. (Most of it is true expect for the WW2 bit) I just can not underrstand why everyone was so dumbstruck over Transformers. How come just as much people could have seen No Country For Old Men or There Will Be Blood? Visit my Transformers Sucks group on facebook for some more lively discussion. Wait you forget about the racially charged stereotype. Morgan Freeman should only utter ziggers every five seconds. “Damm!”
“What’s crackin’ Mr. Wayne?” “Off the hook!”

Michael Bay’s films lower IQ’s, cause ADD, and help Axis powers take over the Allie. (Most of it is true expect for the WW2 bit)
I just can not underrstand why everyone was so dumbstruck over Transformers. How come just as much people could have seen No Country For Old Men or There Will Be Blood?

Visit my Transformers Sucks group on facebook for some more lively discussion.

]]> By: 790 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-422742 790 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:44:08 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-422742 Guest, Its real obvious that this is not his type of film, writing or directing. From what I've read "if real" is a pretty good insight to how this man creates his films. He writes just like he directs. Like a 15 year old kid with power. This is embarassing to read. To think how many talented writers must feel knowing this guy makes millions and has the power to make any story he wants. Its tragic the guys clearly lucky as hell to be where he is. Guest , I can see your point standing up for him, but (IMO) when you put yourself in the public eye and create products , sometimes the consumers can only explain the distaste for the product by making fun of the creator of that product. None of us can fire the guy or make him stop. I think this kind of article is what the internet is all about. Especally this site. /Film kicks ass for printing this. You think its bad now, have you seen some of his upcoming projects. "Hold on to you ego Bay". Guest, Its real obvious that this is not his type of film, writing or directing.

From what I’ve read “if real” is a pretty good insight to how this man creates his films.
He writes just like he directs. Like a 15 year old kid with power. This is embarassing to read. To think how many talented writers must feel knowing this guy makes millions and has the power to make any story he wants. Its tragic the guys clearly lucky as hell to be where he is.

Guest , I can see your point standing up for him, but (IMO) when you put yourself in the public eye and create products , sometimes the consumers can only explain the distaste for the product by making fun of the creator of that product.
None of us can fire the guy or make him stop.

I think this kind of article is what the internet is all about. Especally this site. /Film kicks ass for printing this.

You think its bad now, have you seen some of his upcoming projects. “Hold on to you ego Bay”.

]]> By: Guest http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-422698 Guest Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:52:42 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-422698 Sorry I meant to say writing NOT directing, apologies. Sorry I meant to say writing NOT directing, apologies.

]]> By: Guest http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-422695 Guest Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:51:08 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-422695 Nice, great way to make fun of someone. Nice going ifilm!!!. Bay would'nt even think of directing this film because its just not his type, as simple as that. What the hell is wrong with people these days, we got Chris to direct award winning epic drama's like that, and we also got shaky cam, overblown action, with no substance as you people call it, for someone like Bay to take care of. Why do you people feel the need to make every director the same????. Just cause you dont like something, does'nt mean the rest of the world will hate it. Nice, great way to make fun of someone. Nice going ifilm!!!. Bay would’nt even think of directing this film because its just not his type, as simple as that. What the hell is wrong with people these days, we got Chris to direct award winning epic drama’s like that, and we also got shaky cam, overblown action, with no substance as you people call it, for someone like Bay to take care of. Why do you people feel the need to make every director the same????. Just cause you dont like something, does’nt mean the rest of the world will hate it.

]]> By: What if Michael Bay wrote The Dark Knight | Mental Break Magazine http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-422653 What if Michael Bay wrote The Dark Knight | Mental Break Magazine Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:20:37 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-422653 [...] “Wall-E”. It just shouldn’t happen. Here’s a link to the article on Slashfilm. Seriously, click on the link at the bottom for the entire thing. It’s hilarious. My personal [...] [...] “Wall-E”. It just shouldn’t happen. Here’s a link to the article on Slashfilm. Seriously, click on the link at the bottom for the entire thing. It’s hilarious. My personal [...]

]]> By: The Hype: The Dark Knight by Michael Bay « Final Thoughts http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-422193 The Hype: The Dark Knight by Michael Bay « Final Thoughts Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:02:44 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-422193 [...] guys over at slashfilm posted this hilarity that originated from the guys over at [...] [...] guys over at slashfilm posted this hilarity that originated from the guys over at [...]

]]> By: Bebop http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-422164 Bebop Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:49:06 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-422164 It's too perfect to be real. Still incredibly funny when I thought it was real. It’s too perfect to be real. Still incredibly funny when I thought it was real.

]]> By: BoBo http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-422084 BoBo Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:03:33 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-422084 Hey, LEAVE BAY ALONE! Only HE can be so bold as to direct two movies within one year of each other (Bad Boys & The Rock) and include car chase scenes where BOTH have to avoid a fleet of wheelchair bound paraplegics in a crosswalk! Now that's fine directing! BAY BLOWS! Hey, LEAVE BAY ALONE! Only HE can be so bold as to direct two movies within one year of each other (Bad Boys & The Rock) and include car chase scenes where BOTH have to avoid a fleet of wheelchair bound paraplegics in a crosswalk! Now that’s fine directing! BAY BLOWS!

]]> By: BoBo http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-422063 BoBo Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:52:47 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-422063 Don't forget the extreme facial close-up up with shaky cam + pithy monologue while driving at high-speed shots! A Bay staple... I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees how awful his films are... Don’t forget the extreme facial close-up up with shaky cam + pithy monologue while driving at high-speed shots! A Bay staple… I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees how awful his films are…

]]> By: anon http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-421993 anon Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:10:49 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-421993 e-mazingly e-mazing.... e-mazingly e-mazing….

]]> By: Mike http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-421990 Mike Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:08:25 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-421990 Gotta be better than what we're gonna get for real. Joke or not, I'd watch it! Gotta be better than what we’re gonna get for real.

Joke or not, I’d watch it!

]]> By: Bat-fan http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-421796 Bat-fan Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:09:47 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-421796 They forgot to add the Batmobile with spinning rims! They forgot to add the Batmobile with spinning rims!

]]> By: Captain Awesome http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/08/lol-what-if-michael-bay-wrote-the-dark-knight/#comment-421776 Captain Awesome Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:51:54 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/?p=12920#comment-421776 Guys this "is" fake. But hilarious nonetheless. Guys this “is” fake. But hilarious nonetheless.

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