Comments on: Rumor: Tera Patrick in Quentin Tarantino’s Faster Pussycat Kill Kill

By: Cibbuano

Cibbuano — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:17:38 +0000

Ultimately, I think Tarantino’s remake will be a disappointment, if only for one reason: when Russ Meyer made his delightfully campy movies, no one really wanted to acknowledge their presence. If Tarantino remakes Pussycat, it’ll be highly publicized and promoted.

Somehow, to me, that loss of under-the-surface filmmaking takes away the vitality…

By: Reason

Reason — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:52:01 +0000

If Tera Patrick’s in this shit, I’d watch it…

Fuck ya’ll.

By: FootFknMaster

FootFknMaster — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:34:34 +0000

Captain Howdy, a question: what film contains that Tera scene you were raving about? For I, like you, am a shrimpin’ man!

By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:15:42 +0000

I laugh at chad.

And I laugh loudly.

By: Seth

Seth — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:17:54 +0000

On a side note, does anyone else think that Tarantino looks like he’s about to enthusiastically lop off a certain male body part in the provided picture?

By: Seth

Seth — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:03:02 +0000

Is it just me, or does it look like Tarantino is enthusiastically about to lop off a wooden penis in the provided picture?

By: Cult Follower of Peter and Hunter

Cult Follower of Peter and Hunter — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:58:12 +0000

Lawd, I hope Tera Patrick doesn’t become Tarantino’s Rose Mcgowan. All we’d have left is Paul Thomas Anderson and a bowl of puddin.

By: chad

chad — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:34:48 +0000

Tarantino really ought to just cash his checks from pulp fiction and realize that he hasn’t made a good film since reservoir dogs… and the same suit and names “blond , pink, etc….” that was lifted from another film …
unless this thing is an ACTUAL porn, im not interested.

By: Jonis

Jonis — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:33:58 +0000

I was gonna ask the same, Justin. It feels like cheating casting a woman with implants.

By: Justin

Justin — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:11:54 +0000

Tera’s boobs are fake, though. Wouldn’t it behoove the creator of a Russ Meyer remake to find naturally big breasted ladies?

By: BULL

BULL — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:55:31 +0000

Tera Patrick should stick to what she knows best…..dick.

By: M&Co

M&Co — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:24:41 +0000

Oh come on edog, don’t be such a party pooper. Badass women with bangin’ bodies running riot with fast cars and knives - all peppered with Tarantino dialogue. This doesn’t interest you? What’s not to love?

By: Mr. Anderson

Mr. Anderson — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:10:59 +0000

Any movie with Tera is spectacular :)

hmmmmm tera hmmmmmmmmm

ahh I am spent lol

By: edog

edog — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:04:20 +0000

I think the more ORIGINAL Tarantino, the better. I’m not really interested in this camp classic remake.

By: M&Co

M&Co — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:50:22 +0000

I thought he already made this and called it Death Proof?
Anyway - the more Tarantino the merrier.

By: Captain Howdy

Captain Howdy — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:21:21 +0000

I can connect the dots for everyone here:
Being a foot appreciator myself, I once saw TERA deliver one of the most quiveringly perfect foot fetish porno scenes I have ever seen. It was goooooood!! Right up Tarantino’s alley, if you know what I’m saying. He might have seen said scene and undoubtedly been a fan ever since… This would not surprise me.

Much like the time he realized he was going to play RITCHIE in FROM DUSK TILL DAWN so he quickly wrote a scene where he gets to suck on SALMA HAYEK’s toes in the Titty Twister. Clever bastard.

Seriously, for foot-fetish fans, the scene Tera gave was killer. It would have given a horn to a jellyfish.

And yeah I guess she kinda also fits the role in every other way but her feet… but this is Tarantino we’re talking about. DEATH PROOF could have been called I LOVE ROSARIO DAWSON’S SOLES.

I wasn’t complaining ;o)

By: Jerry Speelberg

Jerry Speelberg — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:16:24 +0000

Perhaps the larger question is……..what does “Sexman” think?

By: dont like

dont like — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:09:13 +0000

This article is sexist. You would include a photo of Jennifer Aniston if it was about her.

By: I Knit Africa

I Knit Africa — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:05:40 +0000

Funny post. How old is Tera Patirck in dongs? I’d rather ride the Tumblr.

By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:01:54 +0000

She was also built to look like a mayonnaise factory accident. Doesn’t mean it’s a good thing.