Thar she blows. Not Tera Patrick, the NY Post’s equally shameless Page Six, which reports that the porn starlet is in talks with Quentin Tarantino for his remake of Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill! Back in January, you may remember that the Post’s Liz Smith reliably dished that Britney Spears, Eva Mendes and Kim Kardashian were all set to star in this forthcoming project, one that seemingly exists inside a dingleberry-shaped galaxy owned by Rupert Murdoch. Patrick expressed her thanks for the consideration, which was disclosed via an anonymous inside source, of course…
“It would be the hottest remake ever, and I’m honored to be considered,” Patrick told Page Six. “I was built for this part.”
The rumor is already making the online rounds like a graphic swap. Tarantino, who’s being thoroughly GawkStalked in NYC, is currently in pre-production on his WW2-meets-Our Dreams-meets-“modern” film, Inglorious Bastards. Recently, The RZA said he’s still in contact with QT about Kill Bill, but noted that the auteur’s been on a reclusive writer’s binge as of late. Hey, maybe he’s been on the hamburger phone with Patrick’s burger as well. We’ll be sure to keep you updated…and we apologize for the delay in (not)approving your filthy comments on this post.
Discuss: “I was built for this part.”
Reader’s Take: /Film Commenter, Justin, enlightens with, “Tera’s boobs are fake, though. Wouldn’t it behoove the creator of a Russ Meyer remake to find naturally big breasted ladies?” /Film agrees.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Can’t I say I disagree with her.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
She was also built to look like a mayonnaise factory accident. Doesn’t mean it’s a good thing.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Funny post. How old is Tera Patirck in dongs? I’d rather ride the Tumblr.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
This article is sexist. You would include a photo of Jennifer Aniston if it was about her.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Perhaps the larger question is……..what does “Sexman” think?
June 30th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I can connect the dots for everyone here:
Being a foot appreciator myself, I once saw TERA deliver one of the most quiveringly perfect foot fetish porno scenes I have ever seen. It was goooooood!! Right up Tarantino’s alley, if you know what I’m saying. He might have seen said scene and undoubtedly been a fan ever since… This would not surprise me.
Much like the time he realized he was going to play RITCHIE in FROM DUSK TILL DAWN so he quickly wrote a scene where he gets to suck on SALMA HAYEK’s toes in the Titty Twister. Clever bastard.
Seriously, for foot-fetish fans, the scene Tera gave was killer. It would have given a horn to a jellyfish.
And yeah I guess she kinda also fits the role in every other way but her feet… but this is Tarantino we’re talking about. DEATH PROOF could have been called I LOVE ROSARIO DAWSON’S SOLES.
I wasn’t complaining ;o)
June 30th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I thought he already made this and called it Death Proof?
Anyway - the more Tarantino the merrier.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I think the more ORIGINAL Tarantino, the better. I’m not really interested in this camp classic remake.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Any movie with Tera is spectacular :)
hmmmmm tera hmmmmmmmmm
ahh I am spent lol
June 30th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Oh come on edog, don’t be such a party pooper. Badass women with bangin’ bodies running riot with fast cars and knives - all peppered with Tarantino dialogue. This doesn’t interest you? What’s not to love?
June 30th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Tera Patrick should stick to what she knows best…..dick.
June 30th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Tera’s boobs are fake, though. Wouldn’t it behoove the creator of a Russ Meyer remake to find naturally big breasted ladies?
June 30th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
I was gonna ask the same, Justin. It feels like cheating casting a woman with implants.
June 30th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Tarantino really ought to just cash his checks from pulp fiction and realize that he hasn’t made a good film since reservoir dogs… and the same suit and names “blond , pink, etc….” that was lifted from another film …
unless this thing is an ACTUAL porn, im not interested.
June 30th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Lawd, I hope Tera Patrick doesn’t become Tarantino’s Rose Mcgowan. All we’d have left is Paul Thomas Anderson and a bowl of puddin.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Is it just me, or does it look like Tarantino is enthusiastically about to lop off a wooden penis in the provided picture?
June 30th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
On a side note, does anyone else think that Tarantino looks like he’s about to enthusiastically lop off a certain male body part in the provided picture?
July 1st, 2008 at 3:15 am
I laugh at chad.
And I laugh loudly.
July 1st, 2008 at 9:34 am
Captain Howdy, a question: what film contains that Tera scene you were raving about? For I, like you, am a shrimpin’ man!
July 1st, 2008 at 9:52 am
If Tera Patrick’s in this shit, I’d watch it…
Fuck ya’ll.
July 1st, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Ultimately, I think Tarantino’s remake will be a disappointment, if only for one reason: when Russ Meyer made his delightfully campy movies, no one really wanted to acknowledge their presence. If Tarantino remakes Pussycat, it’ll be highly publicized and promoted.
Somehow, to me, that loss of under-the-surface filmmaking takes away the vitality…