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Punisher War Zone Movie Poster

Posted on Sunday, June 29th, 2008 by Hunter Stephenson

With the boffo box office and good worth of mouth for Wanted, we look toward the next violent and proud, R-rated comic book adaptation, Punisher: War Zone, opening this December. IGN received a new teaser poster for Lexi Alexander’s Marvel/Lionsgate reboot starring Ray Stevenson as Frank Castle, and besides the Indiana Jones rip-off tagline (look for future “LOL: Subway Vandals” Slashfilm posts), what’s not to like. Eyeballs equal overrated.

Discuss: Improve the poster’s tagline or ditch it and come up with a better one.

Update: /Film reader, Wizard in Tights, suggests, “I have a grenade.” Haha. Good job.

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  • Kyle
    "Titus Pullo with a gun"
  • Garko
    "My Vengeance has a first name its F.R.A.N.K. My Vengeance has a last name it's C.A.S.T.L.E."
    This film is gonna be B.O.L.O.G.N.A!!!!
  • Garko
    "Good?....Bad?....I'm the guy with the gun"
  • "Vengeance Has A Leather Daddy"
    "Vengeance Has A Prominent Brow"
    "John Romero Is Going To Make You His Bitch"
    "This Summer, Action Wears Stretchy Pants"
    "This Summer, Action Shows Its Package"
    "This Summer, Action Has Manboobs"
    "This Is A Tagline"
  • Reason
    "I drink your milkshake"
  • Albert Brodsky
    Vengeance has a name: Eurotrash.
  • gocitizen
    "V for ...Vengeance"
  • jonny
    "same shit, different shovel."
  • LOTNorm
    "Don't worry, I don't know why I'm here either."

    "They're saving the good taglines for the good movies."

    "I totally scored Dark Knight tickets. So long, losers." (release dates have no merit when it comes to jokes, dammit!)
  • loner boner
    "Vengeance has a colon"
    "Skadoosh"
    "This time...its better."
  • "Directed by a woman."

    "From the people that brought you Green Street Hooligans."

    "There's no Bud White and Jack Vincennes, but it's still going to be a BLOODY CHRISTMAS."

    "Shit just got real."

    "Vengeance has a name. PETER SCIRETTA."

    "Vengeance has a name. HUNTER STEPHENSON."

    "Sympathy for the person who's name is vengeance."

    "All I got is my gun and my knife, Travolta already murdered my wife."
  • Whiskey
    Dude, where's my gun."
  • mudywaters
    "Time for Punishment. Time to Kill"
  • Lecter7337
    "not even Joe Pesci will save you"
  • Brian9000
    "Wall-E" oh wait nvm.......
  • Captain Awesome
    "Hey kid, I have a puppy in my van."
  • KGX
    Punisher Warzone
    "Tim Bradstreet wasn't available for this one"

    although i will say that they did try to make this look like his max covers
  • "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
  • "Please give this movie a chance."
  • DT
    "I shoot your Milkshake."
  • Captain Awesome
    "I think I left the stove on."
  • Sythuko
    "This is my weapon. This is my gun."
  • Captain Awesome
    "I'm the Hot Topic version of Dirty Harry".
  • Jacob Lodwick's Mom
    "How my assss taste?"
  • A Better Class of Criminal
    "Bulls**t has a name"
  • Captain Awesome
    "PUNISHER GOTTA EAT!"
  • "Punisher: Electric Boogaloo"

    "This time...it's personal"

    "Twenty years from relevancy!"

    "A scream a millisecond!" - /film
  • Captain Awesome
    "Chicks can't make action movies".
  • Jon
    "Yes, that is a grenade in my pocket."
  • kheas
    Bring back Dolph Lungren
  • Alex
    This will be the worst movie ever. I just wish Marvel could make this.
  • Hunter Stephenson
    @ baconator

    Classic.
  • kheas
    "Army of...ME!!!"
  • Hunter Stephenson
    "Live at the Mirage"

    "'Thrills.' - Variety"

    "Old school deodorant."

    "Video game, movie or both?"
  • kheas
    "how the forehead won the the war"
    "Dolph Lungren wishes he looked this good"
    "dont tell Frank the babysitters dead"
    "adventures in Punishing"
    "Back to the Punisher"
    "Look who's Punishing"
    "Frank Castles Day Off"
    "Weekend at Franks"
    "Frank in the City"
  • "Stay out of my War Zone, Dammit!"


    "Anybody got a light?"


    "When in Rome..."


    "I'll get a gun for the other arm, I swear I will!!"
  • charles
    Indiana Jones: " Adventure has a name"

    Warzone: "Vengeance has a name"
  • mudywaters
    "I kick ass. That's it."
  • Brian
    "Bruce Willis is...not in this movie damnit!"
  • Lloyd
    Ha! How about the classic:

    Who farted?
  • Captain Awesome
    I think the tagline for that poster should be:

    Lemonade is delicious.
  • Lloyd
    @ JFK

    I should clarify, the image of the Punisher looks cool. Everything else is crap.
  • Christopher Marc
    I might pick it up at Blockbuster's used DVD section....I was kinda hoping this would be a nice reboot...I'm going wait for reviews or a better trailer...
  • JFK
    Lloyd and Brian,

    Worst taglines ever.

    "Not That Other Punisher Movie."

    "Vengeance Gets Resplendent."
  • kheas
    National Lampoon's Punisher's Day Out
  • jimbo stewart
    Vengeance has a name...

    They should just call this

    Lexi Alexander's The Crappening.
  • "Have you been naughty, or nice?"


    I have zero excitement for this.
  • Brian
    dude this movie could go either way but probably bad
  • Lloyd
    I am not excited at all to see this film. But, that poster is pretty rad.
  • andy
    NEVER FORGIVE. NEVER FORGET.
    CHRISTMAS
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