Punisher War Zone Movie Poster

With the boffo box office and good worth of mouth for Wanted, we look toward the next violent and proud, R-rated comic book adaptation, Punisher: War Zone, opening this December. IGN received a new teaser poster for Lexi Alexander’s Marvel/Lionsgate reboot starring Ray Stevenson as Frank Castle, and besides the Indiana Jones rip-off tagline (look for future “LOL: Subway Vandals” Slashfilm posts), what’s not to like. Eyeballs equal overrated.

Discuss: Improve the poster’s tagline or ditch it and come up with a better one.

Update: /Film reader, Wizard in Tights, suggests, “I have a grenade.” Haha. Good job.

  • Optimus Prime
    I'm not really excited about this film, but I'm gonna go see it. The only thing that bothered me about it was in the teaser, The Punisher is swinging upside down from a chandalier, that just really bothered me.
  • Taylor Manners
    "Got a comb."
  • baconator
    "You goin' get rapeeed."
  • Christopher Edwards
    "Are Girls Better Then Boys?"

    I think I will porberly pass on this film and wait for Watchmen or Benjamin Butoon
  • Wizard in Tights
    "I forgot my sunglasses."

    "I have a grenade."

    "Castle's made of man."

    "Please rewind."

    "Maybe I'm Thomas Jane, maybe I'm not. Eighty percent of America won't know the difference."

    "None more black."
  • andy
    NEVER FORGIVE. NEVER FORGET.
    CHRISTMAS
  • Lloyd
    I am not excited at all to see this film. But, that poster is pretty rad.
  • Brian
    dude this movie could go either way but probably bad
  • "Have you been naughty, or nice?"


    I have zero excitement for this.
  • jimbo stewart
    Vengeance has a name...

    They should just call this

    Lexi Alexander's The Crappening.
  • kheas
    National Lampoon's Punisher's Day Out
  • JFK
    Lloyd and Brian,

    Worst taglines ever.

    "Not That Other Punisher Movie."

    "Vengeance Gets Resplendent."
  • Christopher Marc
    I might pick it up at Blockbuster's used DVD section....I was kinda hoping this would be a nice reboot...I'm going wait for reviews or a better trailer...
  • Lloyd
    @ JFK

    I should clarify, the image of the Punisher looks cool. Everything else is crap.
  • Captain Awesome
    I think the tagline for that poster should be:

    Lemonade is delicious.
  • Lloyd
    Ha! How about the classic:

    Who farted?
  • Brian
    "Bruce Willis is...not in this movie damnit!"
  • "I kick ass. That's it."
  • charles
    Indiana Jones: " Adventure has a name"

    Warzone: "Vengeance has a name"
  • "Stay out of my War Zone, Dammit!"


    "Anybody got a light?"


    "When in Rome..."


    "I'll get a gun for the other arm, I swear I will!!"
  • kheas
    "how the forehead won the the war"
    "Dolph Lungren wishes he looked this good"
    "dont tell Frank the babysitters dead"
    "adventures in Punishing"
    "Back to the Punisher"
    "Look who's Punishing"
    "Frank Castles Day Off"
    "Weekend at Franks"
    "Frank in the City"
  • Hunter Stephenson
    "Live at the Mirage"

    "'Thrills.' - Variety"

    "Old school deodorant."

    "Video game, movie or both?"
  • kheas
    "Army of...ME!!!"
  • Hunter Stephenson
    @ baconator

    Classic.
  • Alex
    This will be the worst movie ever. I just wish Marvel could make this.
  • kheas
    Bring back Dolph Lungren
  • Jon
    "Yes, that is a grenade in my pocket."
  • Captain Awesome
    "Chicks can't make action movies".
  • "Punisher: Electric Boogaloo"

    "This time...it's personal"

    "Twenty years from relevancy!"

    "A scream a millisecond!" - /film
  • Captain Awesome
    "PUNISHER GOTTA EAT!"
  • A Better Class of Criminal
    "Bulls**t has a name"
  • Jacob Lodwick's Mom
    "How my assss taste?"
  • Captain Awesome
    "I'm the Hot Topic version of Dirty Harry".
  • Sythuko
    "This is my weapon. This is my gun."
  • Captain Awesome
    "I think I left the stove on."
  • DT
    "I shoot your Milkshake."
  • "Please give this movie a chance."
  • "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
  • KGX
    Punisher Warzone
    "Tim Bradstreet wasn't available for this one"

    although i will say that they did try to make this look like his max covers
  • Captain Awesome
    "Hey kid, I have a puppy in my van."
  • Brian9000
    "Wall-E" oh wait nvm.......
  • Lecter7337
    "not even Joe Pesci will save you"
  • "Time for Punishment. Time to Kill"
  • Whiskey
    Dude, where's my gun."
  • "Directed by a woman."

    "From the people that brought you Green Street Hooligans."

    "There's no Bud White and Jack Vincennes, but it's still going to be a BLOODY CHRISTMAS."

    "Shit just got real."

    "Vengeance has a name. PETER SCIRETTA."

    "Vengeance has a name. HUNTER STEPHENSON."

    "Sympathy for the person who's name is vengeance."

    "All I got is my gun and my knife, Travolta already murdered my wife."
  • loner boner
    "Vengeance has a colon"
    "Skadoosh"
    "This time...its better."
  • LOTNorm
    "Don't worry, I don't know why I'm here either."

    "They're saving the good taglines for the good movies."

    "I totally scored Dark Knight tickets. So long, losers." (release dates have no merit when it comes to jokes, dammit!)
  • jonny
    "same shit, different shovel."
  • gocitizen
    "V for ...Vengeance"
  • Albert Brodsky
    Vengeance has a name: Eurotrash.
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