Hey Life: why? After millions of lunch room dream movie arguments in the ’80s; after spiders launched webs inside their Planet Hollywoods, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are finally teaming up on screen! It’s inglorious, bastards. The Times Online reports that they’ll co-star in the highest profile Bollywood flick to date, Incredible Love, the story of an Indian stuntman who can’t find true romance in the States (aw). C’mon, just have a duel with Nerf rockets instead.

The film is headlined by Indian stars, Ashkay Kumar (Singh is Kinng) and Kareena Kapoor (Bewaffa) and will film at Universal Studios, a first for the flashy Indian cinema. Apparently, Stallone will have a larger part than Arnold, and it wasn’t clarified whether they’d be playing their real life selves. Expect it to be cheeky, cheeky like that photo above.      

“Sajid Nadiadwala, the producer, said his success in landing Stallone and Schwarzenegger reflected the growing power of the Indian film market and Bollywood’s increasing cooperation with Hollywood studios that are keen to cut costs.”

Indeed. Earlier this month, Steven Spielberg made a landmark deal worth $500 million plus with Indian entertainment company Reliance ADA. For more on that situation, click to see the /Film post Dreamworks For Dummies. If all of this Bollywood news makes you want get your party on, let us suggest Bombay the Hard Way and the newly released King Kahn and the Shrines (seriously amazing with Bollywood-inspired cover art) as the soundtrack.

In other news: The Love Guru was a massive flop this weekend. Cool.

Discuss: Incredible Meh? Wouldn’t it be grand if Die Hard 5 went Bollywood and was rated PG?  

Comments

  1. Cinexcellence

    22nd June, 5:36pm

    Hooah!

  2. 790

    22nd June, 6:00pm

    Its all about and money and business.
    Just like Arnold agreed to be in T4 if they filmed it in California.

  3. Trevor

    22nd June, 6:18pm

    The first thing that came to mind was the British Pub episode of Family Guy. Holy crap.

  4. Captain Awesome

    22nd June, 8:28pm

    I don’t get it.

  5. TheMarquis

    22nd June, 8:50pm

    This would be awesome news if this was 1989.

  6. Jojo

    22nd June, 11:18pm

    It is about time for India to dominate.

    Awesome.

  7. 790

    22nd June, 11:31pm

    Jojo you gotta be kidding me.

    (Captain Awesome)
    These roles will be quick cameos used to generate buzz for this India produced film that is shooting in California. Arnold and Stalone are making alot of rich friends and influencing alot of rich people. Neather one of them will set foot in India for this.

    Jojo you gotta be kidding me?

  8. Captain Awesome

    22nd June, 11:34pm

    Jojo,

    India has been dominationg the public transit system in NY for years. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?!

  9. 790

    22nd June, 11:40pm

    They also have the second largest population on Earth and the dominate the 7-11 scene like wolves. Lol. Cap.

  10. gocitizen

    22nd June, 11:57pm

    this sounds like it could be a great Ishtar reboot.

  11. 790

    23rd June, 12:07am

    I think its funny that there shooting this at Universal. Whoo hooo, short drive for Stallone and Arnold !!!!!

    Maybe they need the Pyscho house as a background shot or really they just want to see the new Simpsons ride.
    I’m thinking Simpsons ride.

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  13. Christopher Marc

    23rd June, 2:19pm

    Come on Stallone and Russel we need a “Tango & Cash 2″!!..makes just as much sense as the recent Rocky and Rambo movies…

  14. 790

    23rd June, 2:37pm

    Christopher, you didn’t like Rambo?

    Tango and cash was just a bare bones shoot um up of the month film.

    I liked Rambo, thought it was the best one out of the 4.
    Don’t care for Rocky.

  15. Christopher Marc

    23rd June, 2:50pm

    @790

    I liked the new Rambo, I didn’t say I hated it….It’s just I’d personally like to see a Tango and Cash sequel…it was a lot more entertaining than 48 Hours or Lethal Weapon for the most part…I also disliked the Rocky movie, it’s just if Stallone is making all these sequels Cash deserves a return as well…same with Judge Dread..lol

  16. 790

    23rd June, 3:02pm

    That’s cool, I only saw T&C one time and I laughed alot.
    The ending when the crashed the scrapers was funny as they would have both been dead on impact in real life.

    Judge Dread, haha.
    I am the Law!!! Now I know your kidding.

  17. Christopher Marc

    23rd June, 3:07pm

    @790

    I was kidding about Dread, but you have to admit that huge cyborg was kinda cool..and the sets were decent enough…

  18. 790

    23rd June, 3:19pm

    Yeah Dread had some nice sets I agree. And the outfits looked good. Stallones WAY to old to utter the line, “I Am The LAW!”.

    Demolition Man was very cool as well.

    I’ve read that there writing a sequel to Rambo, not sure about Rocky.

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  20. mike

    15th May, 6:43pm

    thats only cause he hasnt got much time to be filming and running California at the same time . it was just to fit in the scheduel.

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