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	<title>Comments on: BREAKING: George Carlin Dead at 71</title>
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		<title>By: edc</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-393233</link>
		<dc:creator>edc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>who gives a flyin' fuck about some annoying old fart carkin' it.
good riddance.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>who gives a flyin&#8217; fuck about some annoying old fart carkin&#8217; it.<br />
good riddance.</p>
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		<title>By: 790</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-392498</link>
		<dc:creator>790</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hunter 2 people that do have the balls are , Alex Jones and David Icke.  ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hunter 2 people that do have the balls are , Alex Jones and David Icke.  ;-)</p>
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		<title>By: 790</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-392487</link>
		<dc:creator>790</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that was great,! Thanks for putting that up Hunter!    Awesome!!!!!!!!
  That's not comedy that's the TRUTH!
Sheeple. 
 I hope everyone reads that carefully.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that was great,! Thanks for putting that up Hunter!    Awesome!!!!!!!!<br />
  That&#8217;s not comedy that&#8217;s the TRUTH!<br />
Sheeple.<br />
 I hope everyone reads that carefully.</p>
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		<title>By: Hunter Stephenson</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-392475</link>
		<dc:creator>Hunter Stephenson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here's a mega George Carlin quote from two years ago...try to think of who today has the balls/platform to say this to millions of people. 

“There’s a reason why education sucks and it’s the same reason why it will never, ever, ever, ever be fixed. It’s never gonna get any better - don’t look for it - be happy with what you got. Because the owners of this country don’t want that - I’m talking about the real owners now - the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. 

"Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice… YOU DON’T. You have no choice. You have owners. THEY OWN YOU… THEY OWN EVERYTHING. They own all the important land, they own and control the corporations, they’ve long since bought and paid for the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets, and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all the news and information you get to hear. THEY GOT YOU BY THE BALLS. 

"They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves, and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard thirty fuckin’ years ago. They don’t want that.

“You know what they want? They want obedient workers. OBEDIENT WORKERS. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork, and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime, and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. 

"And now they’re coming for your social security money. They want your fuckin’ retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it ALL from you - sooner or later - cuz they own this fuckin place. It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long, beating you over the head with their media, telling you what to believe, what to think, and what to buy…

“The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged. And nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care… Good, honest, hard-working people - white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on - Good, honest, hard-working people continue - and these are people of modest means - continue to elect these rich cock-suckers who don’t give a fuck about them. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t CARE about you - AT ALL! AT ALL! AT ALL!

"And nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. That’s what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big Red, White and Blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes every day. Because the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American Dream - because you have to be asleep to believe it…”</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a mega George Carlin quote from two years ago&#8230;try to think of who today has the balls/platform to say this to millions of people. </p>
<p>“There’s a reason why education sucks and it’s the same reason why it will never, ever, ever, ever be fixed. It’s never gonna get any better - don’t look for it - be happy with what you got. Because the owners of this country don’t want that - I’m talking about the real owners now - the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. </p>
<p>&#8220;Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice… YOU DON’T. You have no choice. You have owners. THEY OWN YOU… THEY OWN EVERYTHING. They own all the important land, they own and control the corporations, they’ve long since bought and paid for the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets, and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all the news and information you get to hear. THEY GOT YOU BY THE BALLS. </p>
<p>&#8220;They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves, and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard thirty fuckin’ years ago. They don’t want that.</p>
<p>“You know what they want? They want obedient workers. OBEDIENT WORKERS. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork, and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime, and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. </p>
<p>&#8220;And now they’re coming for your social security money. They want your fuckin’ retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it ALL from you - sooner or later - cuz they own this fuckin place. It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long, beating you over the head with their media, telling you what to believe, what to think, and what to buy…</p>
<p>“The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged. And nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care… Good, honest, hard-working people - white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on - Good, honest, hard-working people continue - and these are people of modest means - continue to elect these rich cock-suckers who don’t give a fuck about them. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t CARE about you - AT ALL! AT ALL! AT ALL!</p>
<p>&#8220;And nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. That’s what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big Red, White and Blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes every day. Because the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American Dream - because you have to be asleep to believe it…”</p>
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		<title>By: George Carlins ghost</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-392345</link>
		<dc:creator>George Carlins ghost</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Voice of truth,  ;-/
Suck my dead balls igroveman !



 Hey its not to shabby up here, and the internets free.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Voice of truth,  ;-/<br />
Suck my dead balls igroveman !</p>
<p> Hey its not to shabby up here, and the internets free.</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Awesome</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-392298</link>
		<dc:creator>Captain Awesome</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>igroveman,

haha, you don't know what the fuck. There's always the Blue Collar comedy dudes for you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>igroveman,</p>
<p>haha, you don&#8217;t know what the fuck. There&#8217;s always the Blue Collar comedy dudes for you.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-392276</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>RIP</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RIP</p>
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		<title>By: igroveman</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-392148</link>
		<dc:creator>igroveman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@LOTNorm

I'm still waiting for someone who spends their life giving the finger to every social norm to prove to me what they actually contributed to society, other than a load of grimaces that seem to shout "I'm so much better and smarter than you."  The clips I watched today, he reminded me of the kid in 10th grade who cusses loudly in the hallway when the teacher is near in hopes he'll get a smirk from his classmates.  Sure, he's funny, but he's not a "voice of truth" as everyone is hailing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@LOTNorm</p>
<p>I&#8217;m still waiting for someone who spends their life giving the finger to every social norm to prove to me what they actually contributed to society, other than a load of grimaces that seem to shout &#8220;I&#8217;m so much better and smarter than you.&#8221;  The clips I watched today, he reminded me of the kid in 10th grade who cusses loudly in the hallway when the teacher is near in hopes he&#8217;ll get a smirk from his classmates.  Sure, he&#8217;s funny, but he&#8217;s not a &#8220;voice of truth&#8221; as everyone is hailing.</p>
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		<title>By: Moviemastermind</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391681</link>
		<dc:creator>Moviemastermind</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Comedy has died. Simple and plain.</description>
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		<title>By: LOTNorm</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391654</link>
		<dc:creator>LOTNorm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@igroveman

I think that's more to do with who's looking than what they're looking at.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@igroveman</p>
<p>I think that&#8217;s more to do with who&#8217;s looking than what they&#8217;re looking at.</p>
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		<title>By: igroveman</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391602</link>
		<dc:creator>igroveman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'll admit he's funny, but with many of his driving themes, it's hard to look back and see he accomplished anything more than a life full of raging bitterness, self-righteousness, and hatred.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll admit he&#8217;s funny, but with many of his driving themes, it&#8217;s hard to look back and see he accomplished anything more than a life full of raging bitterness, self-righteousness, and hatred.</p>
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		<title>By: Jr. Said Monkey</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391552</link>
		<dc:creator>Jr. Said Monkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>NOT FAIR</description>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391496</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck, shit!
Man, this blows epic chunks. GC was one of the main factors of me becoming an atheist. RIP
@Capt that last quote is my very favorite of his. God's such a money grubbing whore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck, shit!<br />
Man, this blows epic chunks. GC was one of the main factors of me becoming an atheist. RIP<br />
@Capt that last quote is my very favorite of his. God&#8217;s such a money grubbing whore.</p>
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		<title>By: Gajonka</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391491</link>
		<dc:creator>Gajonka</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the person driving slowr than you is an idiot, the person driving faster than you is a maniac, what does that make you~!</description>
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		<title>By: Captain Awesome</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391390</link>
		<dc:creator>Captain Awesome</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Louis CK (one of my favorite modern comedians) wrote a great memorial to him
http://www.louisck.net/2008/06/goodbye-george-carlin.html

This is going to be a long year   :I</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Louis CK (one of my favorite modern comedians) wrote a great memorial to him<br />
<a href="http://www.louisck.net/2008/06/goodbye-george-carlin.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.louisck.net/2008/06/goodbye-george-carlin.html</a></p>
<p>This is going to be a long year   :I</p>
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		<title>By: okaypineapple</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391354</link>
		<dc:creator>okaypineapple</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw George Carlin live just a few months ago. Me and my friends were excited, and wise to the fact that it would probably be our only chance to see him ever. His routine was completely unreal. I had never witnessed an act to perfect orchestrated in my life. It was awesome. I'll miss him a lotl</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw George Carlin live just a few months ago. Me and my friends were excited, and wise to the fact that it would probably be our only chance to see him ever. His routine was completely unreal. I had never witnessed an act to perfect orchestrated in my life. It was awesome. I&#8217;ll miss him a lotl</p>
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		<title>By: FR</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391342</link>
		<dc:creator>FR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>RIP Mr. Carlin. 

Thanks for all the great memories - your wisdom shared, and laughs you gave to so many. 

"I don't know why my mother wanted me to wear clean underwear in case of an accident. I thought that's what an accident was . . . first you say it, then you do it. They're cutting away your underwear in the emergency room, and the doctor looks down and says, "Holy shit! there's been a terrible accident here! Just look at all this shit! I sure hope his underwear was clean before this accident happened."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RIP Mr. Carlin. </p>
<p>Thanks for all the great memories - your wisdom shared, and laughs you gave to so many. </p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know why my mother wanted me to wear clean underwear in case of an accident. I thought that&#8217;s what an accident was . . . first you say it, then you do it. They&#8217;re cutting away your underwear in the emergency room, and the doctor looks down and says, &#8220;Holy shit! there&#8217;s been a terrible accident here! Just look at all this shit! I sure hope his underwear was clean before this accident happened.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Stan</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391300</link>
		<dc:creator>Stan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"A fart that can end a marriage"</description>
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		<title>By: REAL6</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391298</link>
		<dc:creator>REAL6</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck man, everyone is dropping like flies this year!!!</description>
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		<title>By: Cinexcellence</title>
		<link>http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/22/breaking-george-carlin-dead-at-71/#comment-391151</link>
		<dc:creator>Cinexcellence</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>R.I.P.</description>
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