PURE.
GENIUS.

Looks like it has all of the quality of the original.

I just returned from the Motherland Africa and all I got was this stupid T-shirt...I must've missed the booth where they were teaching magical firebolt lessons. Damn!

WTF is this? I've never heard of the original Dolemite, Is this supposed to look this bad? or is this just a really bad movie, and all parties involved thought that this was a genuinely good concept for a movie? I'm confused, please fill me in if I'm missing something...

They had me at "fuckn up mother fuckers."

@ AJ, You haven't heard of the Original Dolemite? Or its genius Sequel The Human Tornado!?

It's Dolomite, baby!

...the tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT!!!!!

I so wanna see this!!!!

Plus thats "NOT" the Movie Announcer Guy!!!

This is better than Hollywood churning through '80s Slasher flick and Asian Horror Remakes.

Dig that you jive talkin' haters!!

This looks like it was filmed at someone's barbeque, I love it!

WHAT'S TOO EVERYBODY!

WHAT PARTICULAR INDIVIDUALS FAIL TO UNDRESTAND IS THAT THOUGHS ARE ARE MR.MOORE'S VISIONS WHEN IT COMES TO MOVIES-"DOLEMITE"IS APART OF BLACK HISTORY,MR.MOORE IS APART OF BLACK HISTORY. DO YA THANG BROTHER!!!

WHAT I'VE DONE IS TAKEN KEY PLOTS(SCENES) FROM DOLEMITE AND THE HUMAN TORNADO AND PUT THEM INTO THREE SCENES,NOW I'M PREPARING TO SHOT THEM AND SUBMIT THEM TO BILL FISHMAN WHOM WILL BE SHOOTING THE REMAKE OF "DOLEMITE". I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET MR.FISHMAN TO EXCEPT MY AUDITION TAPE,THAT WAY HE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE WHAT I'LL BE BRINGING TO THE TABLE AS A ACTOR.

INORDER TO BRING THIS PROJECT TO LIFE FIRST YOU MUST BEABLE TO BE TRUE TO THE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS FLAMBOYANCE,
TRASH TALKIN',SHARP TAILOR MADE WAY OF DRESSIN'"UP TO DATE OFCORSE,THE WOMEN LOVE HIM,THE SIGNIFYING MONKEY MUST BE APART OF THE PROJECT,CLUB OWNER,AND A FIGHT SCENE AT THE END THATS GOING BLOW THE MUTHAFUCKIN' SOCKS OFF THE AUDIENCE!!! I FILL THAT I'M THE "ONLY-ONE" THAT CAN DELIVER WHAT THIS PROJECT NEEDS TO BE SUCCESSFUL AND THATS REAL MUTHAFUCKIN' TALK!!!

NOW IF THERES "ANY-ONE" THAT CAN HELP ME IN THE PREPARATION OF MY AUDITION TAPE,I CAN BE REACHED @ THE
FOLLOWING.

FRANK EDWARDS 574-904-8502 0R 574-904-0649
825 N. ST LOUIS BLVD
SOUTH BEND, INDIANA 46617
cuttincost@yahoo.com
myspace.com/dolemitegg6

Rudy Ray Moore just passed away at the age of 81.

Some people think Rudy Ray Moore's films are so bad they're good, but it's the other way around. They're so good, the technical badness doesn't matter.

Oh, and he pretty much invented rap. Snoop Dog says that if there was no Dolemite, there would be no Snoop Dog. You can't say more than that.

From the first to the last
he gave em the blast
so fast
their life was past
before their ass
had even hit the grass.