Comments on: More Human Cast Members Return for Transformers 2 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/ Blogging the Reel World Wed, 3 Dec 2008 05:10:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: bryan http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-357303 bryan Fri, 30 May 2008 14:40:10 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-357303 Yes, it would truly be a shame if the Transformers sequel had sloppy screenwriting. Wasn't the first film's screenplay a Pulitzer finalist? Yes, it would truly be a shame if the Transformers sequel had sloppy screenwriting. Wasn’t the first film’s screenplay a Pulitzer finalist?

]]> By: Chimaera http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-357032 Chimaera Fri, 30 May 2008 09:46:51 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-357032 @ Captain Awesome I still didn't get bath water from that quote but it's whatever floats your boat *hands up in surrender* As for the eyes crying semen...that has to be the funniest thing I have read all week. Like Will in Blades of Glory, "That was mind-bottling." Yes, you read that right. Here's to more visual orgasms in our movie watching lives. @ Captain Awesome

I still didn’t get bath water from that quote but it’s whatever floats your boat *hands up in surrender*

As for the eyes crying semen…that has to be the funniest thing I have read all week. Like Will in Blades of Glory, “That was mind-bottling.” Yes, you read that right. Here’s to more visual orgasms in our movie watching lives.

]]> By: Dnevnoy http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356888 Dnevnoy Fri, 30 May 2008 07:46:31 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356888 Ok I don't mean to suggest we have the transformers having D&Ms with each other and breaking down into tears when one of their comrades dies. I do however think they should be more relied upon for charecter moments than friggin Shia. I'm all for "robot war scenes that will make my eyes cry semen". Here's hoping for a better script and less camera shaking. Ok I don’t mean to suggest we have the transformers having D&Ms with each other and breaking down into tears when one of their comrades dies.

I do however think they should be more relied upon for charecter moments than friggin Shia.

I’m all for “robot war scenes that will make my eyes cry semen”. Here’s hoping for a better script and less camera shaking.

]]> By: Captain Awesome http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356826 Captain Awesome Fri, 30 May 2008 06:46:26 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356826 I don't want character developement at all. Who the fuck wants that when you have GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS THAT TRANSFORM INTO COOL SHIT?! You people want emo-bots. I want ass-kicking. I just want to see robots beating the shit out of each other. Like what Optimus did when he decapitated that guy under the freeway. I want more of "that". Give me robot war scenes that will make my eyes cry semen. I don’t want character developement at all. Who the fuck wants that when you have GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS THAT TRANSFORM INTO COOL SHIT?!

You people want emo-bots. I want ass-kicking.

I just want to see robots beating the shit out of each other. Like what Optimus did when he decapitated that guy under the freeway. I want more of “that”. Give me robot war scenes that will make my eyes cry semen.

]]> By: Dnevnoy http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356802 Dnevnoy Fri, 30 May 2008 06:19:20 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356802 If Shia LeBouf and John Turturro arn't killed off in the first 5mins I'd say we are in for the same crap as the first one; both of them annoyed me to no end. Turturro was particulary bad because his charecter exemplified just how bad the script was. I mean fine, giant robots, the film doesn't exactly have to be realistic but come on.. to have the head of a top top secret government organisation behaving that way turned the film into a farce. And for gods sake charecter developement of the transformers this time pleeeease! If Shia LeBouf and John Turturro arn’t killed off in the first 5mins I’d say we are in for the same crap as the first one; both of them annoyed me to no end.

Turturro was particulary bad because his charecter exemplified just how bad the script was. I mean fine, giant robots, the film doesn’t exactly have to be realistic but come on.. to have the head of a top top secret government organisation behaving that way turned the film into a farce.

And for gods sake charecter developement of the transformers this time pleeeease!

]]> By: Captain Awesome http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356707 Captain Awesome Fri, 30 May 2008 05:03:56 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356707 Chimaera, Like Sam Jackson said in True Romance, "I eat everything. I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every-muthafuckin-thing!" Chimaera,

Like Sam Jackson said in True Romance, “I eat everything. I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every-muthafuckin-thing!”

]]> By: Chimaera http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356679 Chimaera Fri, 30 May 2008 04:35:37 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356679 Her bath water, really? Besides her looks she's not the best actress by far. But I will take her over Turturro...he just annoyed me to no end. Her bath water, really? Besides her looks she’s not the best actress by far. But I will take her over Turturro…he just annoyed me to no end.

]]> By: Rainn Wilson Joins ‘Transformers 2’ Cast As University Professor - Power Ranger Empire http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356550 Rainn Wilson Joins ‘Transformers 2’ Cast As University Professor - Power Ranger Empire Fri, 30 May 2008 02:38:51 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356550 [...] Re: Rainn Wilson Joins ‘Transformers 2’ Cast As University Professor John Turturro is also returning. He was the main Sector 7 agent that was stripped down to his boxers in the first one. And yes, Megan Fox is returning! More Human Cast Members Return for Transformers 2 | /Film [...] [...] Re: Rainn Wilson Joins ‘Transformers 2’ Cast As University Professor John Turturro is also returning. He was the main Sector 7 agent that was stripped down to his boxers in the first one. And yes, Megan Fox is returning! More Human Cast Members Return for Transformers 2 | /Film [...]

]]> By: Al http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356540 Al Fri, 30 May 2008 02:36:42 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356540 Hope they don't include another retarded subplot like the hackers in the first movie Hope they don’t include another retarded subplot like the hackers in the first movie

]]> By: Jackson http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356440 Jackson Fri, 30 May 2008 01:12:45 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356440 John Turturro was the best part of that movie. John Turturro was the best part of that movie.

]]> By: edog http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356315 edog Thu, 29 May 2008 23:22:05 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356315 John Turturro was unwatchable in the first one. I literally felt bad for him while the lights were still low. Whore! John Turturro was unwatchable in the first one. I literally felt bad for him while the lights were still low. Whore!

]]> By: Captain Awesome http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356291 Captain Awesome Thu, 29 May 2008 23:02:42 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356291 jim janes, I'd drink her bath water. jim janes,

I’d drink her bath water.

]]> By: jim janes http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356271 jim janes Thu, 29 May 2008 22:51:24 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356271 the only reason to watch this movie is megan fox....because she's ridiculously hot the only reason to watch this movie is megan fox….because she’s ridiculously hot

]]> By: Allynd Dudnikov http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356261 Allynd Dudnikov Thu, 29 May 2008 22:47:26 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356261 Nobody f**ks with the Jesus Nobody f**ks with the Jesus

]]> By: Ohiofile http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356260 Ohiofile Thu, 29 May 2008 22:47:14 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356260 Maybe this film will be about the rise of the transformed Mountain Dew machines and Xbox 360s. Kurtzman and Orci suck and Turturro's character was garbage. When this pile of crap opens, I'll be next door in the Uwe Boll movie having a better time. Maybe this film will be about the rise of the transformed Mountain Dew machines and Xbox 360s. Kurtzman and Orci suck and Turturro’s character was garbage. When this pile of crap opens, I’ll be next door in the Uwe Boll movie having a better time.

]]> By: Jack M. http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356255 Jack M. Thu, 29 May 2008 22:44:11 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356255 It's just a movie people. Murder? Really? It’s just a movie people.

Murder?

Really?

]]> By: Captain Awesome http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356243 Captain Awesome Thu, 29 May 2008 22:38:34 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356243 MY CHILDHOOD! MY CHILDHOOD!

]]> By: Kadeity http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356237 Kadeity Thu, 29 May 2008 22:36:24 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356237 you know, this movie makes me want to die. I loved transformers as a kid, and HATED this movie. sure i watched it, and sure i want to marry Megan Fox.... But i HATE Bay and i want to Murder Shia LeBouf every time he gets cast in some other big budget part. i really hope the kid knows he cant act at all, and that whats getting him jobs isnt skill, its hollywoods fetish with casting the same douchebags in every action flick. Hes typecast. "hey we need some young punk to play a kid douchebag, GET ME SHIA!" you know, this movie makes me want to die.
I loved transformers as a kid, and HATED this movie.

sure i watched it, and sure i want to marry Megan Fox….
But i HATE Bay and i want to Murder Shia LeBouf every time he gets cast in some other big budget part.

i really hope the kid knows he cant act at all, and that whats getting him jobs isnt skill, its hollywoods fetish with casting the same douchebags in every action flick.

Hes typecast. “hey we need some young punk to play a kid douchebag, GET ME SHIA!”

]]> By: Teet King http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356216 Teet King Thu, 29 May 2008 22:22:31 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356216 Yeah. If they are smart, they will kill off John Turturro quickly and that is why he is being brought back Yeah. If they are smart, they will kill off John Turturro quickly and that is why he is being brought back

]]> By: my dad http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356215 my dad Thu, 29 May 2008 22:21:44 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/29/more-human-cast-members-return-for-transformers-2/#comment-356215 First one was horrible, this will be more of the same, BAY is a horrible director. First one was horrible, this will be more of the same, BAY is a horrible director.

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