OMFG...THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

He looks fat in that well they both do.

What SUe said.

Also, Snake Eyes having a "sculpted" face is hilarious. He looks like a crash-test dummie. Duke's Captain Power suit has to go.

this is a joke, right?

sommers has just made me a lifelong enemy of his films. who's the genius that saw the original snake-eyes design and came up with THAT fucking abortion?!?!

You guys are fooooools.

Ray park is flexible and all but he really doesn't have a defined muscle body with abs. So they have put fake ones on him and on top of that they put the other costume.

They do this with a lot of movies.

I just noticed the "ass plates" on Duke's suit.

hahahahahahaha

An unfinished product

I refused to comment on it.

Hmmm...those costumes don't seem to thrilling. However, on behalf of the production thus far, I'd remind you all that we can't forget CG and post-production, which could make those cheesy costumes come to life (and shrink the gut a bit).

3 keys to partial success for GI Joe.

#1...it has to be PG. Adults aren't going to go see it without bringing the kids. This basically means that nobody dies...just like the cartoon show.
#2...it needs to focus on the teamwork/action/WWII heroic/good guy side of Joe and needs to be action-packed, fun and to the point. I'd guess the demographic for this film would be 6-16 year olds as I'm sure Hasbro (or whomever makes the toys) has a ton of money invested to bring back the GI Joe toy-craze of the 80's to the stores. Besides, adults get Tropic Thunder...case closed.
#3...its gotta have tons of cool, old-school war machines (with 007 coolness). and non-stop explosions. Snake Eyes HAS to be awesome too. He was the favorite of many a Joe fan when I was a kid in the 80's.

Go Joe...well, sort of..

This is a Brad Weston special. He is the executive at Paramount who is okaying this project. Keep in mind, he is also the person responsible for making Super Mario Brothers The movie.

Michael Bay should have directed this too..

Although ILM did create The Stephen Sommers Scale.

snake eyes costume = black condom

I think I saw about twelve of these guys at Comic-con.

Might as well have Tron Guy.

LOTNorm,

Throw in this guy too
http://tinyurl.com/4bwe74

You mean that's not him up there?

Boy was I misinformed.

NO NO NO NO NO... NO NO!

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW THIS WOULD BE BAD!!!!! THE CAST IS HORRIBLE~! JLA WASN'T THIS BAD WAS IT??????? WOW!!! NO WAY AM I GONNA WATCH THIS SHIT! NO FUCKING WAY! HAHAHAHAHAHA

snake eyes looks like destro

Chill out folks, have you ever heard of post production?

Are you sure that's not a set photo of Julian McMahon from Fantastic Four 3?

This is a joke, RIGHT???

Might suck? Might implies hope. Might implies a sliver of a chance of some redeeming quality. Might isn't even on the same hemisphere as this pile of tripe.

It's crap like this that's going to drive me into "Hey you kids! Get off my damn lawn!" senility before I'm 35, which is three close years away.

Duke looks like he needs a happy meal or something? As for Snake Eyes, I haven't seen a muscle suit that bad since Batman & Robin.

@ Pete

Haha, remember Clooney's Bat-nipples?

All Snake eyes needs is an 8-ball gagged in his mouth to complete the gimp look. This looks terrible of epicly great proportions!

These look awful! The original uniforms from the friggin
cartoon would have looked better than that accelerated
suit. What is up with the spine protector looking like a spine??
I hope these lame suits look better on film...

Batman and Robin called they want their kink back.

Did they get the same costume designer who did the Matrix? Just asking because of all the skin tight outfits and black. it'll look good on the women, but men ugh!!

You bash it now, but you are totally gonna get a hard-on for it when it comes out, Fanboy.

I don't want anymore updates for this film. It is dead to me.

LAME!!! They look like they were designed by the chump that did costumes for Batman and Robin. LLLAAAMMMEE! Why can't they just stick to the old school??

Ok, wait till the movie comes out to pass judgement, obviously they will be adding in CGI components to the suits to give them a more Surreal look instead of just actors wearing costumes in those photos in real life..

this looks more like some battlestar gallatica shit than G.I. Joe

I am so looking forward for
the real AMERICAN hero(es)
debut.... sorry G.I.JOE, I
want CAPTAIN AMERICA ...NOW!!!!!
I would rather wait for SIMON BIRCH 2
that this SHIT!!!!!!
sorry joe fans but this movie is
going to suck!!!!!!
the FORCE returns AUG.15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd see it just for Channing Tatum. Looking good.

I wonder if this film will be the next FLASH GORDON...

MIGHT suck? It WILL suck.

I'll tell you why this is ridiculous to me. If you showed a picture of Christian Bale with only 3/4 of the batsuit on, in plain light, surrounded by makeup people, it wouldn't be posted on this site with the headline saying "Reason TDK Might Suck." But since there's a bias against GI Joe they use these incomplete pictures to judge the whole production.

Poor form.

I really want to movie to be cool, but nothing I've seen gives me any hope. The casting was horrible. The plot is weak at best. There is no connection between any of costumes and the iconic look of the original characters. i.e. None of the photos I've seen of Channing Tatum indicate to me that he's playing Duke. The costumes themselves look way too cartoonish. At this point nothing short of a miracle will salvage this movie.

This is the worst thing I have ever seen. Why didn't they just spin of a Ironman / X-men movie. Thats what this looks like. I am a collector of GI JOE and I have to say they are not looking to please true fans.

reason it will probably suck? THE CAST!!!

Ha! Tatum looks like he has a electric outlet on his Ass! Actually on his hip, but thats still just as bad!

Right now, more than ever, I'm so glad I was never a GI Joe fan!

It looks like X-MEN part 4 with Bat Man in SWAT story to me! At this point, there is no GI JOE spirit I could feel on this movie.

im disgusted all around.....