Comments on: Uwe Boll Wants to Direct Grand Theft Auto Movie!!! He Wants to Make You a Star!

By: tE0

tE0 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 04:30:50 +0000

somebody shoot Uwe Boll NOW!!!By the way i would like to see GTA in a movie with a DIFFERENT angle camera..For example like the game,with a camera up and behind from the main character..and some actions scenes would be great to be in first person..a videogame like this must be still a videogame in a movie!

By: neoriah

neoriah — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:28:09 +0000

goddamn it I love gta!!And I hate uwe boll and they better not mix!!Id rather have MICHAEL BAY direct a gta movie than the other fag

By: Bruce Darren Acosta

Bruce Darren Acosta — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:12:50 +0000

UWE BOLL SHOULD NOT MAKE THE GRAND THEFT AUTO MOVIE.
NINJA ASSAULT SHOULD BE BOLLS MOVIE.

Uwe Boll should not make the movie based on Grand Theft Auto because he will screw it up so I think he can f**k up Zombie Massacre and he can work on Ninja Assault live action movie as well.
Ninja Assault will be a PG-13 low budget action set in feudal Japan
1620 where ninjas hunt the evil Shogun Kagai.
Now Kagai marries two very special girls for his resurrection,so now it’s up to three ninjas and a group of bounty hunters led by Jack Allen must hunt Kagai and save the girls from being married.
This is just my say and excuse for the F word.
Thank You.
BRUCE ACOSTA
AUSTRALIA.

By: random guy

random guy — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:03:14 +0000

The only way to make Uwe Boll to stop making movies is to kill him! Seriously… Every game that Boll touches it turns it into a bloddy-bad movie.

By: Uwe Boll quiere ser el director de la pelicula de Grand Theft Auto | Cinema Urbano cine y entretenimiento

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By: Alexander

Alexander — Sat, 17 May 2008 19:01:34 +0000

PLZ NOOO I KILL U IF YOU DO GTA the MOVIE DO YOU DARE MAKE IT I HATE U UWE BOLL I NEVER EVEN SEEN YOUR MOVIE I WILL RUIN THE GAME ARGHHHH lol

By: Uwe Boll will GTA drehen! - F5

Uwe Boll will GTA drehen! - F5 — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:16:29 +0000

[...] Eins muss man dem Mann ja lassen: er weiÃŸ verdammt gut, wie man im GesprÃ¤ch bleibt. Erst Michael Bay dissen (sympatisch) und zu einem Boxkampf einladen (naja), den der dann ablehnt. Kann man machen. Was man nicht machen kann: eine Game-Verfilmung von Grand Theft Auto vorschlagen. Damit verspielt man es sich bei mir sofort, wenn man nicht grade Tarantino oder Spielberg heisst. Und fÃ¼r Uwe Boll hab ich sowieso schon nur sehr wenig Ã¼brig, da sollte man nicht auch noch solche SprÃ¼che reissen: Grand Theft Auto would be super interesting for me, and I think I would actually be the right guy to do it, because my movies are all bloody and violent and I donâ€™t have a problem with action scenes. But look, they will go, in the end, with a Michael Bay or a Brett Ratner, and it will be a PG-13 movie made for $150 million. I think it would be better to make a $30 million, very hard, brutal movie without compromising, but Iâ€™m not optimistic. (/Film) [...]

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:15:55 +0000

I would show up. Just to beat him severely. Maybe I’ll use a shovel.

By: big daddy

big daddy — Tue, 13 May 2008 18:04:51 +0000

that zombie massacre idea might be his way of getting all his enemies in one spot, and then going postal on them. but if he did that for real, that might be pretty cool.

he could make a movie where he stars as himself, in the future, a time where giant evil gum corporations create a gum that turns people into zombies. all of the people that sign the petition get the free gum and turn the world upside down. then its up to uwe boll, the man that was so hated, to save the world from the undead hordes. with enough violence and nudity, he could redeem his name as a film maker

By: Floppy

Floppy — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:12:49 +0000

It’s like Hunter said we all know that Rockstar is not going to allow Uwe Boll to touch their property. They were smart enough to push talks with the Galactic Empire, err I mean Electronic Arts until after GTA 4 hit shelves so they’re sure as hell smart enough to not let him get his grimy hands on their property. So quit worrying about Boll destroying another one of your revered pastime keepsakes.

By: JEff

JEff — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:58:11 +0000

My take is keep Uwe Boll away from any of the GTA movies. His touch is the touch of death when it comes to Video Game Films. He is not reverent of any of the material that he licenses so that alone should have the fans howling for him not to do a GTA movie.

By: REAL6

REAL6 — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:33:46 +0000

I might not like Boll’s movie but i really do agree with him on the Budget thing!!!

Seems like a cool ass dude to have some drinks with.

But your fucking movies man!!!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

By: Grand Theft Auto Movie: Uwe Boll or Micheal Bay to direct: In Entertainment

Grand Theft Auto Movie: Uwe Boll or Micheal Bay to direct: In Entertainment — Tue, 13 May 2008 06:21:44 +0000

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By: /m

/m — Tue, 13 May 2008 06:06:30 +0000

I appreciate his enthusiasm about movies/films, but from his previous work he’ll be destroying the game franchise rather than enriching it. He just don’t have what it takes it makes really good/decent movies.

Uwe, the bucks stop here.

By: sean

sean — Tue, 13 May 2008 05:16:40 +0000

Movies like GTA already exist.

By: B4tS

B4tS — Tue, 13 May 2008 03:32:26 +0000

This man is an alien who wants to invade earth. I knew it!!!!

By: B4tS

B4tS — Tue, 13 May 2008 03:32:09 +0000

This man is an alien who whants to invade earth. I knew it!!!!

By: Uwe Boll quer morrer! | Ambrosia.com.br

Uwe Boll quer morrer! | Ambrosia.com.br — Tue, 13 May 2008 02:35:58 +0000

[...] SÃ³ pode ser isso. AmeaÃ§ar fazer um filme baseado em GTA com toda sua “experiÃªncia” e mÃseros 30 milhÃµes de dÃ³lares Ã© pedir para ser perseguido na rua por uma multidÃ£o de milhÃµes de jogadores de GTA. A Rockstar Games resolveu nem comentar sobre o assunto, mas eu vou comentar, comeÃ§ando pela entrevista que o cretino deu ao site Slash Film: [...]

By: dknight44

dknight44 — Tue, 13 May 2008 01:09:25 +0000

ok umm uew boll is an idiot he sucks at all movies that has his name on them it is more than obvious i mean do i need to recall that failure Called the DOA movie better yet blood rayne i respect him for trying but he as alredy ruined alot of good games GTA does not need a movie the game is more than enough so we all need to just send mr Boll a message and tell him no! and smack his hand for trying to touch a classic game such as GTA please excuse my rudeness

By: M&Co

M&Co — Tue, 13 May 2008 00:58:24 +0000

I’m sick to death of video game to film adaptations. I don’t care if it’s Uwe Boll or Michael Bay or Zombie Stanley Kubrick. Just stop. It doesn’t work.