Hey Peter Jackson, while you’re heatedly discussing the ideal Heaven, I stumbled upon a serviceable Hell for you.
Click to enlarge (yes, Sandler’s crotch). Adam Sandler’s You Don’t Mess With the Zohan opens, yes wide, on June 6th.
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May 1st, 2008 at 9:53 am
It boggles my mind to think that Adam Sandler (and the entire crew for that matter) spent day after day after day filming this movie and they weren’t just like… god this sucks.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:27 am
What I want to know is what offensive minority stereotype is Rob Schneider going to appear as in this film?
May 1st, 2008 at 10:34 am
This poster is quite disturbing in every sense of the word. Arg!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:34 am
Judd Apatow wrote a piece of this, so……….
May 1st, 2008 at 10:37 am
@ Jack M.
So…?
May 1st, 2008 at 10:53 am
@ Jack M.
So what did he write? I’ll bet a typical Apatow joke reads like this:
“Let Seth Rogan/Jonah Hill work his adlib/improv genius.”
Copy. Paste. Repeat. (Profit?)
May 1st, 2008 at 11:02 am
red text title = fail.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:07 am
red text = fail.
anyone who sees this movie needs to kill themselves.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:11 am
I shouldn’t have looked at that over lunch. I see my streak of not seeing a Sandler movie since “Punch-Drunk Love” will continue…
May 1st, 2008 at 11:12 am
i think it could be funny, i haven’t seen an adam sandler movie in a while anyways, i skipped on chuck and larry. I’ll probably sneak into this one but i bet i’ll laugh.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:19 am
@ Joe
I hope you’re a plant, that would be amazing.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:20 am
looks real bad.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:24 am
@ cinemaniac
Rob schinider is the stapler.
Man I wish Sandler would just stop.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:32 am
The poster should just be photo of a big pile of dog shit with a flashing applause sign over it…. and anyone stupid enough to clap when they see the sign flash gets to pay 10$ to see it.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:56 am
Adam is “packin’”
Naw what im sayin’?
May 1st, 2008 at 12:04 pm
that’s bad.
And I bet Joe is a plant.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I did see Chuck & Larry only to see Biel’s delicious “talents”
:X
May 1st, 2008 at 1:30 pm
“It boggles my mind to think that Adam Sandler (and the entire crew for that matter) spent day after day after day filming this movie and they weren’t just like… god this sucks.”
HAHAHAH MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
May 1st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
“Pssst…your balls are showing”
Zohan, Joe wants his shorts back.
May 1st, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Oohh can I be first in line to watch the hysterical, new Adam Sandler comedy, where he wears a pouffed up wig, and his balls are showing!!
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:05 am
haha. theyre trying to repitch and resell this thing so many ways, but people know better. this thing is not gonna sell worldwide. maybe you can open this thing at bat mitzvahs or the kabbalah center.
that’s what you get for making vague, audience-alienating jewcentric junk, Adam! “shalom”
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I’m not even going to bother to see this. Looks like crap.
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I’m not even going to bother to see this. It’s really going to be a stink bomb.