Comments on: Uwe Boll Challenges Michael Bay to Death Match http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/ Blogging the Reel World Wed, 3 Dec 2008 07:32:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Alex http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-441184 Alex Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:11:58 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-441184 Uwe Boll would kick Michael Bay's butt so bad it's stupid. Have any of you seen Uwe fight, he knocked every person he faced down to the mat. GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT!!!!! Uwe Boll would kick Michael Bay’s butt so bad it’s stupid. Have any of you seen Uwe fight, he knocked every person he faced down to the mat. GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT!!!!!

]]> By: The Last Exit to Babylon » The Post I Never Thought I’d Make http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-334487 The Last Exit to Babylon » The Post I Never Thought I’d Make Thu, 15 May 2008 02:56:58 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-334487 [...] Boll has made his career taking video games and adapting them into the worst movies the industry has to offer. All along the way he has openly insulted his critics, saying anyone who thinks his movies are crap is an idiot. He’s even gone so far as to literally beat his critics into submission. When an online petition was created demanding that he retire from filmmaking, he immediately demanded a pro-Boll petition be created, and declared himself to be the “only genius in the whole f***ing business.” On hearing Michael Bay’s response to being called a “retard,” he challenged the master of explosions to a boxing match. [...] [...] Boll has made his career taking video games and adapting them into the worst movies the industry has to offer. All along the way he has openly insulted his critics, saying anyone who thinks his movies are crap is an idiot. He’s even gone so far as to literally beat his critics into submission. When an online petition was created demanding that he retire from filmmaking, he immediately demanded a pro-Boll petition be created, and declared himself to be the “only genius in the whole f***ing business.” On hearing Michael Bay’s response to being called a “retard,” he challenged the master of explosions to a boxing match. [...]

]]> By: esi http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-331056 esi Mon, 12 May 2008 12:29:49 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-331056 How can one on a basis of a boxing round decide who is the better director? Seriously, Uwe grows dumber every time I hear a thing about him. He should lose. Michael Bay isn't an exactly great director, but at least I'm able to watch his movies. How can one on a basis of a boxing round decide who is the better director?

Seriously, Uwe grows dumber every time I hear a thing about him. He should lose. Michael Bay isn’t an exactly great director, but at least I’m able to watch his movies.

]]> By: ScreenGeeks Radio » SGR Episode 31 - Our Favorite Summer Movies http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-309608 ScreenGeeks Radio » SGR Episode 31 - Our Favorite Summer Movies Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:58:23 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-309608 [...] Slashfilm posts Uwe Boll’s challenge to Michael Bay    Standard Podcast: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download [...] [...] Slashfilm posts Uwe Boll’s challenge to Michael Bay    Standard Podcast: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download [...]

]]> By: RatedAwesome.net » Uwe Boll challenges Michael Bay to boxing match. http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-307782 RatedAwesome.net » Uwe Boll challenges Michael Bay to boxing match. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:36:35 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-307782 [...] insults and the official boxing challenge as well as more to the story, visit slash film here Tags: Boxing Match, Michael Bay, Uwe [...] [...] insults and the official boxing challenge as well as more to the story, visit slash film here Tags: Boxing Match, Michael Bay, Uwe [...]

]]> By: Le Webzine! » Archives blogue » Animation par volume - Transformers http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-307432 Le Webzine! » Archives blogue » Animation par volume - Transformers Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:11:18 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-307432 [...] moins, ça aurait le mérite de taire les critiques de Uwe Boll quand à ses capacités de [...] [...] moins, ça aurait le mérite de taire les critiques de Uwe Boll quand à ses capacités de [...]

]]> By: Frank http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-306844 Frank Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:52:13 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-306844 Someone explain to me how boxing would prove who is the better director... Boll is a moron. Please let someone run over him with an exploding bus. I like Bay's movies... for the most part. I definitely love Transformers. Someone explain to me how boxing would prove who is the better director…

Boll is a moron. Please let someone run over him with an exploding bus. I like Bay’s movies… for the most part. I definitely love Transformers.

]]> By: mike http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-306768 mike Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:19:04 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-306768 Uwe is a joke... At least Bay makes enjoyable movies, Uwe is just terrible. Uwe is a joke…

At least Bay makes enjoyable movies, Uwe is just terrible.

]]> By: Boll desafia Bay para uma luta de Boxe | Ambrosia.com.br http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-306539 Boll desafia Bay para uma luta de Boxe | Ambrosia.com.br Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:23:38 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-306539 [...] aqueles que quiserem conhecer as palhaçadas ditas por Uwe Boll, o site /Film publicou e transcreveu o vídeo desafiador. Salvador Envie um e-mail para o autor | Artigos por [...] [...] aqueles que quiserem conhecer as palhaçadas ditas por Uwe Boll, o site /Film publicou e transcreveu o vídeo desafiador. Salvador Envie um e-mail para o autor | Artigos por [...]

]]> By: fanboy d http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-306413 fanboy d Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:35:03 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-306413 zee germans... zee germans…

]]> By: KingJames http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-306351 KingJames Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:16:38 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-306351 Michael Bay in my opinion is ten probably ten million times better than Uwe Boll. Look Uwe Boll, if you want to fight, no problem. Just don't have anything to do with film. All you had to do was cop it all on your chin and move on. Make good movies. That's all. Then everyone would forgive you and then they move on. Instead you challenge Bay to a boxing match. What the hell? Not only would you make yourself look really stupid by being a sore loser, but man, Bay will kick his friggen boot, up your friggen ass!! Just cop it or get the steppin!! Michael Bay in my opinion is ten probably ten million times better than Uwe Boll. Look Uwe Boll, if you want to fight, no problem. Just don’t have anything to do with film. All you had to do was cop it all on your chin and move on. Make good movies. That’s all. Then everyone would forgive you and then they move on. Instead you challenge Bay to a boxing match. What the hell? Not only would you make yourself look really stupid by being a sore loser, but man, Bay will kick his friggen boot, up your friggen ass!! Just cop it or get the steppin!!

]]> By: Uwe Boll » Uwe Boll Challenges Michael Bay to Death Match http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305558 Uwe Boll » Uwe Boll Challenges Michael Bay to Death Match Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:55:30 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305558 [...] Read the rest of this great post here [...] [...] Read the rest of this great post here [...]

]]> By: Paul http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305294 Paul Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:53:01 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305294 You know what? As much as I don't like Uwe Boll's films (and I have watched them as it would be unfair to review them otherwise) I love the guy's shamelessness. HE IS A MARKETING GOD!!!!! Also I'd love to see the two of them fight, it's just insane, you know, crazier than the scene in True Lies, where a man on a motorcycle is being chased by Arnold on a horse, on the roof of a building, and THAT'S crazy. You know what? As much as I don’t like Uwe Boll’s films (and I have watched them as it would be unfair to review them otherwise) I love the guy’s shamelessness.

HE IS A MARKETING GOD!!!!!

Also I’d love to see the two of them fight, it’s just insane, you know, crazier than the scene in True Lies, where a man on a motorcycle is being chased by Arnold on a horse, on the roof of a building, and THAT’S crazy.

]]> By: Hendo http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305237 Hendo Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:12:45 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305237 you need to give the petetion another post... it has slowed and is at 225,709 signatures but it's 1/4 of the way to a million! you need to give the petetion another post… it has slowed and is at 225,709 signatures but it’s 1/4 of the way to a million!

]]> By: Alison http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305200 Alison Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:20:40 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305200 Uwe Boll is like some 5 year old child that they keep giving money to. To claim to be the only genius in the movie making business is simply incredible and hilarious. I loved the game postal and I can only imagine in what way he has destroyed what could have been a great movie. Notice how he keeps telling anyone that says anything about his movies that he wants to meet them in the ring....he's a giant 5 year old. That's how children settle things. Comparing his movie to Schindler's List was probably to date the stupidest thing he's said so far. And thinking that his newest movie will destroy Indiana Jones 4 at the box office is absolutely ridiculous. This guy needs to give it up and go back to boxing. Uwe Boll is like some 5 year old child that they keep giving money to. To claim to be the only genius in the movie making business is simply incredible and hilarious. I loved the game postal and I can only imagine in what way he has destroyed what could have been a great movie. Notice how he keeps telling anyone that says anything about his movies that he wants to meet them in the ring….he’s a giant 5 year old. That’s how children settle things. Comparing his movie to Schindler’s List was probably to date the stupidest thing he’s said so far. And thinking that his newest movie will destroy Indiana Jones 4 at the box office is absolutely ridiculous. This guy needs to give it up and go back to boxing.

]]> By: damonstration http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305019 damonstration Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:17:59 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305019 i like how boll seems to think superiority in a boxing ring will prove he is a good director. he's such a retard. and bay is a good director. i mean he's never going to win an oscar, nor does he deserve one, but he sure knows how to make a damn entertaining movie. i like how boll seems to think superiority in a boxing ring will prove he is a good director. he’s such a retard. and bay is a good director. i mean he’s never going to win an oscar, nor does he deserve one, but he sure knows how to make a damn entertaining movie.

]]> By: Jess http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305018 Jess Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:17:34 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-305018 In a physical fight, I think its a fair match. It's difficult to say who would win. In terms of talent as a director however.....well it's a fair fight there too In a physical fight, I think its a fair match. It’s difficult to say who would win. In terms of talent as a director however…..well it’s a fair fight there too

]]> By: Chris http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-304959 Chris Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:30:58 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-304959 The man gets more and more retarded with each passing day. Seriously, he needs to be stopped. The man gets more and more retarded with each passing day. Seriously, he needs to be stopped.

]]> By: Manfred Powell http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-304908 Manfred Powell Sat, 26 Apr 2008 13:44:22 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-304908 What a hypocrite. It was <b>Boll</b> who called Bay "a f***ing retard" in that childish rant he originally put out. Bay merely responded by saying that he didn't care about Uwe Boll. How is <b>that</b> insulting?! <b>PS</b> Hey, Boll! You're not part of the "independent system". You're <b>state funded by the German government</b>, you low life sellout! <b>PPS</b> The fact that you have to challenge other more successful filmmakers to playground fist fights is just confirmation of how bad you are. Here's a hint: you compete with filmmakers by making films. You compete with boxers by boxing. Why don't you challenge a real boxer to a boxing match instead of throwing these useless childish tantrums? What a hypocrite.

It was Boll who called Bay “a f***ing retard” in that childish rant he originally put out.

Bay merely responded by saying that he didn’t care about Uwe Boll.

How is that insulting?!

PS
Hey, Boll! You’re not part of the “independent system”. You’re state funded by the German government, you low life sellout!

PPS
The fact that you have to challenge other more successful filmmakers to playground fist fights is just confirmation of how bad you are.

Here’s a hint: you compete with filmmakers by making films. You compete with boxers by boxing.

Why don’t you challenge a real boxer to a boxing match instead of throwing these useless childish tantrums?

]]> By: Auriette http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-304878 Auriette Sat, 26 Apr 2008 13:18:58 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/#comment-304878 I haven't seen any Uwe Boll movies. I have seen some Michael Bay movies, and he has no business talking bad about anyone else. I'm not surprised that he would call himself awesome, because he's obviously good at selling himself to Hollywood execs and that's how he keeps working. Or maybe he's got some secret videotape he's blackmailing them with. Clearly Bay needs to be taken down a peg, so I hope that Uwe will DESTROY HIM. I haven’t seen any Uwe Boll movies. I have seen some Michael Bay movies, and he has no business talking bad about anyone else. I’m not surprised that he would call himself awesome, because he’s obviously good at selling himself to Hollywood execs and that’s how he keeps working. Or maybe he’s got some secret videotape he’s blackmailing them with. Clearly Bay needs to be taken down a peg, so I hope that Uwe will DESTROY HIM.

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