Uwe Boll Challenges Michael Bay to Death Match

Posted on Friday, April 25th, 2008 by Peter Sciretta

Boll vs. Bay

Hack video game movie director Uwe Boll has had enough of AWESOME Hollywood action director Michael Bay’s disrespect, and has challenged to the Transformers director to a 12-round boxing match to settle it all.

“Michael Bay responded to my note about him in a very insulting way for me. He said that he doesn’t care about me and this was very insulting because I care about him and I think that with the money he has for his movies, he sucks big time. I think it’s time to meet in the ring actually.

So it’s my message to Michael Bay, Michael, in between your pool parties in LA or your casting sessions with the strippers you should start training now. And I’m sure you look good, you look thin. I saw you at the Hollywood Film Festival, I think you’re a fit guy and you do like private karate bullshitAsia bullshit crap fighting stuff in LA where you think you’re super cool that you do that with your 500 bucks trainer everyday.

So let’s meet in the ring in September or October. Pay-per-view. Mandalay Bay. Las Vegas. Twelve rounds of boxing. Boll against Bay. And it’s also independent against the studio system and I think that this day in Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas we will clear it up who is not only the better director who is also able to fight more for that what he wants.”

Discuss: Who would/should win in a fight between Boll and Bay?

source: movieset

photo credit: defamer

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  • JFK
    B VS B: No matter who wins we lose.
  • Both of them suck, so it doesn't matter who wins.
  • Uwe Boll, proving that, contrary to popular belief, you CAN solve all your problems with violence.

    Seriously, this is just stupid. Although Boll would win, on account of his experience in the ring, particularly at fighting people who have no experience of fighting.
  • jbq
    This... was not exactly unexpected, but I have to say I wasn't expecting it...
  • dunedonkey
    This is the best thing I have ever read in my life.
  • Whiskey
    I'd pay to see that so long as they could incorporate Michael Bay's spinning camera move and explosions.
  • Rofl that doesn't prove anything about who's the better director, Bay is is not a good director if you ask me but Uwe, wow his movies are bad
  • Ohiofile
    I kinda would like to punch both of them in the mouth.

    Can we arrange that Uwe? (I assume you read this site, since everything you do is posted here.) Pay-per-view. Mandalay Bay. I make some money out of it and get to punch both you and Michael Bay in the mouth. This was a funny publicity stunt the first time you did it, but this just looks sad. No one wants to see Postal. It doesn't look funny. It doesn't look subversive or edgy. It just kind of looks stupid. When I want edgy political satire with a cartoon edge, I watch South Park. Where's that online petition? I haven't signed it yet. No, forget it. Uwe, why don't you just go reinvent yourself. Write and direct a movie that has nothing to do with bad videogames and just make something personal. You've made like six movies, so you know what you're doing and you know how to get money for them. Kristanna Loken loves you for some reason, so write it for her. It could be a sweet tale of lesbian romance between her and Michelle Rodriguez. The less of this dumb shit you try to pull and the harder you try to make good personal movies, the bigger the fan base you're going to get. You might even turn some people around in your favor. Ah, f*ck it. Just let me punch you in the mouth.
  • James
    where are the bookies for this match...
  • Boll looks like he could take wafer-thin Bay in a fight anyday.

    BUT...

    As cocky as he is, he'd probably go down in the fourth.
  • Brett
    Michael Bay isn't that bad, he makes movies that are geared for entertainment and action based fun, and he does a pretty darn good job at that. You can't be mad at Michael Bay for not making oscar winning dramas because thats not what he sets out to do. For the Genre of Action/Adventure, Michael Bay is one of the best directors out there.

    Uwe Boll sucks big time, there is no defending him...

    Michael Bay would win in a fight because he would totally just put a bomb in Uwe's car beforehand or something...
  • Ohiofile
    Michael Bay kind of looks like Glass Joe from Mike Tyson's Punch-out.

    Uwe kind of looks like King Hippo.
  • Jeremy
    Maybe he should stop worrying what everyone else thinks about him and try to make a good movie for once. I know it's a stretch but you never know.
  • Vancer
    Wow, he continues to to splurge shit out of his mouth. I wonder why Bay doesn't care about him... maybe it's because NOBODY does. Why doesn't he just stick to boxing? Maybe he'd be somewhat respected- oh wait, no he wouldn't, because if he were to take that up as a career he'd be destroyed every time he entered the ring. Looks like he just can't do anything right.
  • Scott Perry
    Are you kidding me?
  • jj gonzo
    BAY ALL THE way!!!!
  • i challenge spielberg to a fight to see who`s the better director, ive never worked in film but if i can beat him up it means i got talent
  • Eric
    Hey, even though MB sucks a little (Transformers was good and so was Bad Boys 1 IMO) I still prefer his action WAY MUCH more than UB.

    FUCK YOU BOLL!!
  • estrus
    If that petition to stop Dr. Boll suceeds, then it'll save Michael Bay's life!
  • jimbo stewart
    Bay is such a cock-swallow. He's the sole reason why modern action movies suck major ass.

    I can't believe Peter said he was awesome. What the fuck are you thinking? He's the patron saint of retarded film.

    If this happened: I'd hope Boll would knock him into a coma.

    Transformers is such a waste...
  • I got my money on the Pikey.
  • I would never download a film ever again just to see UB lay a fight club "angel face" beating on MB.
  • Tyler Durden
    I'd fight Uwe
  • Steelo
    wow. all of this is dumb as hell
  • Nick
    I hope Bay accepts and kicks his ass.

    I don't care what people say about Michael Bay, Transformers was legendary. The dude did that commercial too, and in it he claimed he was awesome, and I gotta be honest, I've never been more convinced of anything in my life.
  • Pathetic.

    If I were an entertainment media news source, I would just stop covering Uwe Boll's antics.

    They're the only thing getting anyone into his films anymore.

    *nudge nudge*
    *wink wink*
    *stomp on your toe if you know what I mean!*
  • The US government
    Uwe Boll has links to Al Qaeda. He must be eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • Ray
    So... this fight is about one director not caring about another??

    I love Uwe's recent press-baiting, and I also love the idea of Uwe kicking the shit out of Michael Bay. However, this seems a little extreme.
  • Jojo
    Michael bay is so fucked.
  • The Z
    God damn I love this town.

    And I want Boll to win - that would be legendary.
  • Cinemaniac1979
    How does UWE not have his own show yet?
  • gah
    I want to see them fight. Please oblige, Bay.
  • Seriously, this Uwe Boll guy is stupid. Michael Bay is a great popcorn/action movie director. That's what he does. He has perfected the art of popcorn. Uwe Boll, he just sounds stupid, talks stupid and looks stupid.

    But I do admire his zeal. Too bad there isn't any intelligence behind it.
  • bigmansmallmouth
    Boll would probably kick his ass, but he will (oh my god can't believe I'm saying this) be a better director than Bay.
  • The Jezzus
    I'm a Boll supporter. I think Hollywood would kick ass if many of the disputes were settled this way.

    GOH UVAH BOWL!
  • bigmansmallmouth
    I meant he will NEVER be a better director, sorry just clocking on for work.
  • dan mathews
    Who is Uwe Boll ?
  • skaught
    this was really funny, actually. i imagine it reaches greater comedic heights than postal will. but in all honesty, watch the rock/transformers and then watch bloodrayne or alone in the dark. you'll understand why michael bay isn't bottom of the barrel. he's just floating around in the middle somewhere while boll grabs for his feet.
  • Uwe Boll
    I Am Awesome!
  • Goobity
    Uwe, who?
  • Steven Spielberg
    This is the first time, I'm 100% pro Bay.

    Seriously Uwe Boll, you're a disgrace to germany.
  • joshmayhood
    A lot of serious comments on here for a post about a director's video in which he challenges another to a boxing match. That alone makes this not worth taking seriously. That aside, I laughed my ass off.
  • erik
    "AWESOME Hollywood action director Michael Bay"??? Although I hate Uwe, he's got a point "I think that with the money he has for his movies, he sucks big time." The way I see it, I can stomach Bay's movies whereas I cannot watch a minute of Uwe's. So I guess I'm rooting for Bay...but just barely.
  • Uwe Boll
    Fuck you all I win!
  • I hope they kill each other.
  • Uwe's Balls
    I love how they even quoted his awful grammar.

    Go back to the motherland, Adolf!
  • Doobie
    it a win-win...now can we please drop this story? its boring already
  • bri
    I just gained a new found respect for OOh-Vuh Boll. He is hilarious! And for all you people saying you would fight him, etc, you are talking out of your butts. Challenge the man, Im sure he's game, and he will dominate you. I have never seen any of his films, but man, that was truly funny.
  • Eddie
    Hey, here's a great idea: If you don't like Uwe Boll's films...don't see them! I didn't even make it halfway through his Alone In The Dark, so I decided not to go there with him again. To explain...no, there is too much, too sum up: don't like him, quit bitchin' and ignore his films. Love his films? Continue to do so put don't expect the rest of us to follow suit just because you've got some overwrought read into his story-telling panache. I'm so sick of hearing about Uwe Boll...please for the love of God, stop posting stories about him.
  • brian
    Man, I love that latest string of Boll's internet videos. He should just keep releasing these instead of films. They're hilarious.

    BTW, I think he's totally aware of how he's coming off and he's playing it up. It's a great move because it's only furthering publicity for him and I'm sure he'd even gain a few fans from it.
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