In the year 2115, two robot scientists will compare 1989 and 2009 using the original version of Teen Witch and United Artists‘ Teen Witch remake starring the girl/”global brand” above, Ashley Tisdale (High School Musical, bright backgrounds). Cue robotic eye rolling. I checked on IMDB and thankfully, the cornerstone of the cheeky original, Zelda Rubenstein (right) is still alive, so UA better call her up for a tween-appealing cameo or face a spell not worthy of Carol Anne.
This might not be totally accurate, but I believe the original movie ranks on 20somethin’ girls’ endearing nostalgia-meter right around where American Ninja or Cyborg ranks with dudes of the same age. So it’s not exactly a female Fletch, but Tisdale has her bedazzled work cut out for her. Can she top the original’s rather amazing signature musical number entitled “Top That!”? That is a rhetorical question, but we’ve included the link to “Top That!” for your enjoyment. Yes, it’s friggin’ worth it.
Discuss: Does this make your day?
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April 17th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!! IM FINALLY FIRST HAHAHAHAHA BOW DOWN TO ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I OWN!!!!!!!!!
April 17th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
oh yeah and that Ashley girl
yeah i would totally hit lol
April 17th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
“Top that, stop that…I ain’t tryin’ to give a (uh) about trying to top that”
April 17th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Between this and that chihuahua movie. You can’t get anymore cliche’ than “Ashley”.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I’ll never forgive you for putting that song into my head.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Zelda Rubenstein isn’t just alive, she was also in one of the better horror movies of recent memory, BEHIND THE MASK.
And one of the biggest disasters, SOUTHLAND TALES.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
@ Flint
Up to the minute.
April 17th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I just got off a film with her.
Not much more I can say, other then that sadly.
April 17th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Who? In what?
April 18th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Awesome news.
For some reason I thought this movie was a blast when I was younger, even thought it was shitty.
April 18th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Okay, so I realized that I know way too much about this movie. Considering that I busted out that rediculous song as soon as I saw the title. I have begun my therapy sessions to work on my random recall of lame movies from the 80’s. Wish me luck.
April 18th, 2008 at 8:36 am
“This might not be totally accurate, but I believe the original movie ranks on 20somethin’ girls’ endearing nostalgia-meter right around where American Ninja or Cyborg ranks with dudes of the same age.”
That’s so true on both levels for me because I’m a herm.
Seriously, I don’t think this girl has what it takes to recreate true “Louise Mania”.
April 18th, 2008 at 8:56 am
STOP WITH THE GODDAMNED REMAKES ALREADY!!!!
and that Ashley Tisdale can’t act if her life depends on it. If they were gonna do a remake, at least please pick a decent actress!!!!!
June 21st, 2008 at 9:59 pm
i lov you asley
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:12 am
hey ashley you rock