When applicable, IMDB should include an “Actress: Theatrical” entry for porn stars. Sony Pictures has enthusiastically announced that Jenna Jameson (Private Parts) will once again be sliding down America’s luxurious cineplex flagpole, this time in the grindhouse-y Zombie Strippers alongside Robert Englund. On April 18th, the direct-to-DVD flick will play in numerous select American cities and we have the [insert porn pun] listing below.
If you haven’t seen the trailer or the poster we have those too. You know what? Maybe it’s a case of expectations limbo, but the Zombie Strippers trailer is superior to the Lost Boys: The Tribe trailer. That is just depressing.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:30 pm
fail
March 31st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
This is pretty much a rip off of Tobe Hooper ep from Masters of Horror - Dance of the Dead which Englund also started in
March 31st, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I seriously hope that the whole better than the lost boys trailer was just a crappy early april fools attempt. Seriously.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:56 pm
So I actually thought this was an April Fool’s Joke until I saw that there was a trailer. This “thought it was an April’s Fool’s Joke but wasn’t” just made my day.
Also, whoever is posting above me is stealing my name. Give it back, name-stealer :-)
March 31st, 2008 at 5:08 pm
That is my new favorite movie.
March 31st, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Ahahahaha….this does look better than the Lost Boys 2! Looks fucking A!
March 31st, 2008 at 5:52 pm
jenna looks weird as hell with those big lips
March 31st, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Does anyone else feel sorry for Robert Englund? He’s a terrific actor, but seems to get no breaks at all.
March 31st, 2008 at 10:33 pm
I work at Westgate Art in Madison. Yay us!
PS I’m stealing the poster.
April 1st, 2008 at 7:05 am
To aspire to TROMA and fall short is pretty sade.
April 1st, 2008 at 8:29 am
Is that Tito Ortiz on the poster? Ha, what a joke!
Just because he’s married to Jenna he gets a part in this, as far as i believe, shit movie?
And yeah, im not to sure if Englund really IS that great of an actor, is he? He’s cool in Elm Street, for sure, but i never seen a movie with him and though “wow, great performance”.
Also, the “but the Zombie Strippers trailer is superior to the Lost Boys: The Tribe trailer” quote is just bs, drop the hate for now Hunter and bring it back AFTER you’ve seen the movie.
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:24 am
No I didn’t.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
http://www.zombiestrippers.net/