Zombie Strippers Poster

When applicable, IMDB should include an “Actress: Theatrical” entry for porn stars. Sony Pictures has enthusiastically announced that Jenna Jameson (Private Parts) will once again be sliding down America’s luxurious cineplex flagpole, this time in the grindhouse-y Zombie Strippers alongside Robert Englund. On April 18th, the direct-to-DVD flick will play in numerous select American cities and we have the [insert porn pun] listing below.

If you haven’t seen the trailer or the poster we have those too. You know what? Maybe it’s a case of expectations limbo, but the Zombie Strippers trailer is superior to the Lost Boys: The Tribe trailer. That is just depressing.

In Theaters

  • ethanhedman
    fail
  • Jesse
    This is pretty much a rip off of Tobe Hooper ep from Masters of Horror - Dance of the Dead which Englund also started in
  • Zach
    I seriously hope that the whole better than the lost boys trailer was just a crappy early april fools attempt. Seriously.
  • Zachary Pruckowski
    So I actually thought this was an April Fool's Joke until I saw that there was a trailer. This "thought it was an April's Fool's Joke but wasn't" just made my day.

    Also, whoever is posting above me is stealing my name. Give it back, name-stealer :-)
  • That is my new favorite movie.
  • Eric
    Ahahahaha....this does look better than the Lost Boys 2! Looks fucking A!
  • Sean
    jenna looks weird as hell with those big lips
  • Does anyone else feel sorry for Robert Englund? He's a terrific actor, but seems to get no breaks at all.
  • Mark
    I work at Westgate Art in Madison. Yay us!

    PS I'm stealing the poster.
  • Goro
    To aspire to TROMA and fall short is pretty sade.
  • Is that Tito Ortiz on the poster? Ha, what a joke!
    Just because he's married to Jenna he gets a part in this, as far as i believe, shit movie?

    And yeah, im not to sure if Englund really IS that great of an actor, is he? He's cool in Elm Street, for sure, but i never seen a movie with him and though "wow, great performance".

    Also, the "but the Zombie Strippers trailer is superior to the Lost Boys: The Tribe trailer" quote is just bs, drop the hate for now Hunter and bring it back AFTER you've seen the movie.
  • Zach Pruckowski the 2nd
    No I didn't.
  • josh kennedy
    ilike it
  • will harlow
    Is SOPHIA ROSSI in the movie?
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