Editor’s Update: We’ve updated this story with the film’s official movie trailer.
A poster and movie trailer for the Pang Brothers‘ August remake of their ‘99 Thai crime thriller, Bangkok Dangerous, starring Nicholas Cage has hit the Web. Really, is this the best poster a designer could envision with a title like that? Cage, who at one point was also attached to a U.S. remake of Oldboy (those words always make a couple peoples’ heads explode like Riki-Oh), plays a hitman who falls in love with a local lass and falls friends for an errand boy (like Short Round?!?). In the original film, the assassin was a deaf mute, but not here. Cage has to do his Elvis impression to pull in the world’s ladies, no?
Full poster after the hop. Watch the movie trailer above, and please tell me what you think in the comments below.
via IMPA
March 28th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
his hair will probably suck in this one too.
March 28th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
he’s got a bad case of tom hanks ‘da vinci code’ hair..
March 28th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Poster kind of sucks….Still interested in the movie.
Cage playing the part of a Daesu part? Actually that would be pretty damn cool!
Old Boy was a classic and I would definately like to see it remade with a cool Amercian director at the helm. Maybe someone like Chris Nolan.
March 28th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Christ… Its like looking a fucking Phil Collins album cover.
The only reason I tolerate N.Cage anymore is cuz he will always be Sailor Ripley to me. His best role ever. (Leavening Lost Vegas was brilliant as well…)….But his track record for the last ten years has pretty much got him down to his last thread of cool for me….
One more shit film and I turn my back forever.
March 28th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
you’d think his hair would be getting balder than fuller, check out his old movies/pictures compared to now…
March 28th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
The only thing about this movie I can’t wait for, it’s the Sexman review!
«Uuuuhh, it was a good movie, uuuh, but not as cool as Rambo, because it doesn’t have gore, but, I think… yeah I think the haircut of Nicolas Cage was very cool!»
March 28th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
aka BANKING DANGEROUS!
March 28th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
looks good, needs a new poster. nicolas cage is due a good movie ffs.
March 28th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
trailer looks real good, poster sucks and i dont like his hair but movie should be great
March 28th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
he’s gonna start pumping out the action movies, looking exactly the same… when is the sequel to NEXT?
March 28th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I would have more respect for Cage if he embraced his baldness.
March 28th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
ah yes, *bangkok* where one of the best ways to know what is *dangerous* is to have read the nonfiction book “hello my big big honey!” — which hopefully cage will read while ironically chuckling that his other film *lord of war* became a *bangkok* story as well with the arrest in bangkok of the alleged person he played in the film: the jailed russian viktor bout. not quite a “hello my big big honey!” twist, but ah yes, bangkok…
March 28th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
It’s a silly and tired gimmick for tough characters to spout off a numbered list of rules, particularly in a preview. I wish it would stop, but I can’t say that it is ineffective.
March 28th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
wow… i thought i was watching a john woo trailer.
March 28th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
this looks unbelievably cliched (what hired killer suddenly finds love and stops killing so his employers come after him?!?! NO WAY!) and there is no way you can take cage seriously with that hair. and jezzus… i hope you are kidding. cage as oh daesu would be a travesty, as well as anyone but chan wook park directing.
March 28th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
I DON’T WANT TO KNOW DAESU’S SECRET!!!
March 28th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
“Nothing’s deadlier…then a hitman…that hits back!”
WTF is that?! Man they gotta come up with something better.
March 28th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
mmmm nuh-uh.
March 28th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Cage is growing out his hair for his role as Benicio Del Toro’s gay canine lover in The Wolf Man.
March 29th, 2008 at 1:30 am
i wanna like this, & i think it’ll be cool, just the trailer was really bland - been there a million times, you know?
March 29th, 2008 at 2:09 am
This movie has been done since 2006. It has been in limbo for pretty obvious reasons, and really has no real resemblance to the original movie.
March 29th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Nic Cage is the new Steven Seagal
March 29th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
i need to get my bangkok surprise tickets now!!!
March 30th, 2008 at 1:19 am
Nicholas Cage VS. Nicholas Coppola
Nicholas Cage = Action Hero = POS like this, Ghost Rider, that stupid plane move, that stupid face exchange movie, that stupid movie where Angelina was a smokin’ car thief, ect…
Nicholas Coppola = Real Actor = Leaving Las Vegas, Valley Girl and Fast Times.
March 30th, 2008 at 4:11 am
That’s so wonderful.he is large sexy .I saw himr always dating some sexy play girls in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.Dose he really searched his true love now?Wether she has a new baby?
March 30th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
There is a honkong actress starred this movie?
March 30th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Looks like a decent rental.
March 30th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
the trailer looks good
April 1st, 2008 at 2:24 am
It looks badass, but I somehow doubt it’ll be a big success. Too bad.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:57 am
nic i see with my eyes this is a good movie keep on making good movies you are the best and you always will be the best.janie mitchell from burlington nc 27216 or e-mail me it would be nice to hear from you.huh.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:33 am
I really want to see this film!
I like N Cage
and I love Thailand, awesome place!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:37 am
the trailer looks good ,i think its going to be a new success 4 nickolas as usual and expected, i really love you nickolas, you are always going to be successful, and you’ve always been successful.
P.S i like your new hair style, and the old one as well.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:42 am
i like all your movies, and i think i’ll like the new one as well.
yournew hair style is v. nice.
P.S: Everyone told me that i look like you and we are like twins, but the only difference is that my eyes are brown and yours are blue
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:44 am
I LOVE YOU NICKOLAS , Keep it on.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:45 am
YOU ARE THE BEST>
FROM ALL EGYPT
WE LOVE YOU NICKOLAS
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:03 pm
When will this film be shown in Bangkok?
May 19th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
If you are a man and have ever been to Bangkok, you would want to see this movie to bring back the fun memories ONLY available in this awesome city and country of Thailand.