Comments on: Movie Trailer: Temple of Skulls - The Asylum’s Indiana Jones Knock-Off http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/ Blogging the Reel World Wed, 9 Jul 2008 16:13:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Ben http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-256563 Ben Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:28:20 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-256563 I think it's great--American entrepreneurialism at work! Hilarious, I hope they keep making more! Sure the acting, cinematography, and CGI are terrible, but that’s not the point. If people want to rent or buy it, great, capitalism at work. Nobody’s forcing you to watch it. They’re not conning anyone—at least anyone that can read English. Our society is full of knockoff products—there’s a generic version of everything. More power to them! I think it’s great–American entrepreneurialism at work! Hilarious, I hope they keep making more!

Sure the acting, cinematography, and CGI are terrible, but that’s not the point. If people want to rent or buy it, great, capitalism at work. Nobody’s forcing you to watch it. They’re not conning anyone—at least anyone that can read English. Our society is full of knockoff products—there’s a generic version of everything.

More power to them!

]]> By: SOBRAS.com - Cine, Noticias, Trailers, Posters y comentarios de cine. Todo el cine chileno: Santos, Mirageman, Solos, 31 Minutos. » Blog Archive » Indiana 4 tiene un gemelo deforme http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-255213 SOBRAS.com - Cine, Noticias, Trailers, Posters y comentarios de cine. Todo el cine chileno: Santos, Mirageman, Solos, 31 Minutos. » Blog Archive » Indiana 4 tiene un gemelo deforme Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:46:14 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-255213 [...] Tiempo atrás les contábamos que la productora gringa “The Global Asylum” se dedica principalmente a producir peliculas directas al dvd. La gracia (si es que tienen) es hacer imitaciones de los grandes blockbuster de la mecca del cine. Ya lanzaron Transmorphers, Alien v/s Hunter, Da vinci Treasure y varios títulos para el bronce. En los próximos meses lanzarán al home video “Allan Quatermain: and the temple Skulls” que es una versión de ultra mega mierda de Indiana Jones. Les dejamos el trailer para el orgasmo visual. Vía /F [...] [...] Tiempo atrás les contábamos que la productora gringa “The Global Asylum” se dedica principalmente a producir peliculas directas al dvd. La gracia (si es que tienen) es hacer imitaciones de los grandes blockbuster de la mecca del cine. Ya lanzaron Transmorphers, Alien v/s Hunter, Da vinci Treasure y varios títulos para el bronce. En los próximos meses lanzarán al home video “Allan Quatermain: and the temple Skulls” que es una versión de ultra mega mierda de Indiana Jones. Les dejamos el trailer para el orgasmo visual. Vía /F [...]

]]> By: charles http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-254846 charles Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:34:35 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-254846 ahahahahahahahahahhahahaha ahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

]]> By: Dan Taylor http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-254571 Dan Taylor Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:06:48 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-254571 I've always preferred the term "Mockbuster" for Asylum's output. As somebody who grew up watching the outrageous output of studios like Cannon and Empire, nothing from Asylum is all that different from the stuff I rushed out to see every Friday night when this popcorn junk (and I use that term lovingly) actually played theaters. Frankly, I enjoyed SNAKES ON A TRAIN waaaayyy more than the overhyped borefest that inspired it and I'm almost positive I AM OMEGA was more fun than LAST FRESH PRINCE ON EARTH (reserving judgment, haven't seen the latter yet). But since I still think that the original RAIDERS is one of the ten most entertaining movies ever made I'm holding out hope this is a return to Spielberg's old days (when he wanted Klaus Kinski to play the Nazi torture dude) and not his horrific output of late (I'm looking at you WAR OF THE WORLDS!). I’ve always preferred the term “Mockbuster” for Asylum’s output. As somebody who grew up watching the outrageous output of studios like Cannon and Empire, nothing from Asylum is all that different from the stuff I rushed out to see every Friday night when this popcorn junk (and I use that term lovingly) actually played theaters. Frankly, I enjoyed SNAKES ON A TRAIN waaaayyy more than the overhyped borefest that inspired it and I’m almost positive I AM OMEGA was more fun than LAST FRESH PRINCE ON EARTH (reserving judgment, haven’t seen the latter yet). But since I still think that the original RAIDERS is one of the ten most entertaining movies ever made I’m holding out hope this is a return to Spielberg’s old days (when he wanted Klaus Kinski to play the Nazi torture dude) and not his horrific output of late (I’m looking at you WAR OF THE WORLDS!).

]]> By: Bud Dickman http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-254040 Bud Dickman Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:09:43 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-254040 This studio blows chimp This studio blows chimp

]]> By: Manfred Powell http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-253887 Manfred Powell Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:34:24 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-253887 Hah...that's great :-D Hah…that’s great :-D

]]> By: Bush http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-253432 Bush Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:06:58 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-253432 That's so wonderful.She is super pretty and large sexy .I saw her always dating some sexy play boys in millonaire dating site"W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m".Dose she really searched her true love now?Wether she has a new baby? That’s so wonderful.She is super pretty and large sexy .I saw her always dating some sexy play boys in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.Dose she really searched her true love now?Wether she has a new baby?

]]> By: 40pres http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-253324 40pres Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:03:48 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-253324 I guess this finally fills out the roster for "Knockbuster" day at the RedVic... I guess this finally fills out the roster for “Knockbuster” day at the RedVic…

]]> By: bunnyboobs http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-253095 bunnyboobs Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:40:49 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-253095 hmm... this or a spielberg directed indiana jones movie? tough choice!!!! hmm… this or a spielberg directed indiana jones movie? tough choice!!!!

]]> By: jan http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252658 jan Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:53:06 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252658 This reminds me of the studio ed wood started at in tim burtons film... "see this poster? make a movie for it!" This reminds me of the studio ed wood started at in tim burtons film… “see this poster? make a movie for it!”

]]> By: pat http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252623 pat Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:16:47 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252623 seriously... please don't post this garbage! It's just free advertising for them... they need to be forgotten about and go out of business. seriously… please don’t post this garbage! It’s just free advertising for them… they need to be forgotten about and go out of business.

]]> By: Asylum to release Allan Quatermain | ConversationalBall.com http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252525 Asylum to release Allan Quatermain | ConversationalBall.com Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:34:39 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252525 [...] Asylum (Transmorphers, Snakes on a Train) is preparing Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls. /Film presents the trailer for the direct-to-video feature, coming to stores this April 29. addthis_url = [...] [...] Asylum (Transmorphers, Snakes on a Train) is preparing Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls. /Film presents the trailer for the direct-to-video feature, coming to stores this April 29. addthis_url = [...]

]]> By: kheas http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252460 kheas Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:27:08 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252460 then again, no one could have. then again, no one could have.

]]> By: kheas http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252459 kheas Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:26:29 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252459 hey, Richard Chamberlain played Allan Quatermain in two movies one titled King Solomon’s Mines and the other was Lost City of Gold. Thank god he didn't opt in to show up in a third. then again, maybe he could have saved this disaster. hey, Richard Chamberlain played Allan Quatermain in two movies one titled King Solomon’s Mines and the other was Lost City of Gold. Thank god he didn’t opt in to show up in a third. then again, maybe he could have saved this disaster.

]]> By: JohnnyDay http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252246 JohnnyDay Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:00:10 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252246 I personally think this movie looks amazing and original. Then again I am blind and mentally challenged so what do I know. But seriously if I made this movie (and was being serious) I'd probally have to kill myself. I don't think the question is how they get their funding because clearly there is not that much funding going on here but the real question is how can they think that making these movies is a good or even an ok idea. One word for Asylum STOP! Then again if they stopped what would we complain about. Tis life I suppose. -Johnny Day- First of many comments to come I personally think this movie looks amazing and original. Then again I am blind and mentally challenged so what do I know. But seriously if I made this movie (and was being serious) I’d probally have to kill myself. I don’t think the question is how they get their funding because clearly there is not that much funding going on here but the real question is how can they think that making these movies is a good or even an ok idea. One word for Asylum STOP! Then again if they stopped what would we complain about. Tis life I suppose.

-Johnny Day-
First of many comments to come

]]> By: InspectorNo http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252059 InspectorNo Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:16:28 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-252059 With what I’ve seen and herd about the real Indy 4 this might turn out better or be on the same level as the real thing. Gorge Lucas has been talking like it’s going to be the episode 1 of Indian Jones. It’s like he made a deal with the devil to be talented and it expired. With what I’ve seen and herd about the real Indy 4 this might turn out better or be on the same level as the real thing. Gorge Lucas has been talking like it’s going to be the episode 1 of Indian Jones. It’s like he made a deal with the devil to be talented and it expired.

]]> By: MiscPoster http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-251987 MiscPoster Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:07:32 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-251987 Another interesting side note is that Sean Connery played Allen Quartermain in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Another interesting side note is that Sean Connery played Allen Quartermain in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

]]> By: Liz http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-251985 Liz Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:04:50 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-251985 Bahahaha. How do these people justify what they do? Seriously? Every company has some kind of ridiculous corporate-speak to make everything sound good, but I just can't imagine what theirs must sound like. Bahahaha.

How do these people justify what they do? Seriously? Every company has some kind of ridiculous corporate-speak to make everything sound good, but I just can’t imagine what theirs must sound like.

]]> By: GregoryV http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-251919 GregoryV Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:34:59 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-251919 seriously, where the hell do they get funding for this? seriously, where the hell do they get funding for this?

]]> By: Tabor http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-251860 Tabor Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:30:56 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/28/movie-trailer-temple-of-skulls-the-asylums-indiana-jones-knock-off/#comment-251860 They would have to prove that a person could reasonably believe the fakes to be the real thing. They would have to prove that a person could reasonably believe the fakes to be the real thing.

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