Comments on: Sexman Reviews 10,000 B.C.

By: Kingjohnkk

Kingjohnkk — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:39:27 +0000

This kid is abnormal. When his dad and dad(2) had a fun night, they probably considered not to use their dick but newly tested “messed up kid maker dildo”. And surprisingly this messed up kid is very very….consipicously f u c ked up. Someone snipe him down

By: OSR

OSR — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:52:32 +0000

lol this kid makes me laugh every time

By: Fox News Representative

Fox News Representative — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:49:51 +0000

Hi, I’m here to let you all in on an incredible development of this young, movie critic’s career in the media.

Starting in just over a month’s time, we will be giving ‘Sexman’ his own slot on primetime Fox News.

We felt that his involvement would allow us to connect with the movie-going public that identifies with his review style and we look forward enormously to working with him.

Tomas Glandere
Fox News

By: Ralli

Ralli — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:23:21 +0000

Hillarious, keep posting these.

Both, because I enjoy hearing his opinion and because its hillarious to see the hateful reactions from people in the comment section, as if this blog is some kind of unt-touchably pristine, holy-grail of cinema discussion and information.

I also love hearing “balls need to drop” comments everytime some older geek hears a younger geek.

By: sean coates

sean coates — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:48:15 +0000

who cares the kid brings unsong humore to the movie world …..the kids a social out cast ……hire this loser …give an ugly guy a chance ..sumones gotta do it

By: dan

dan — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:12:41 +0000

you guys are such fucking babies, get over it.

By: Tobi

Tobi — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:56:17 +0000

Are we really so short on news that we’d post this garbage…this kid needs to be trapped in a burning building. With lions. Hungry lions. With rabies. And a bad temper. And bi-polar disorder. And then be thrown into the sun. Twice.

By: redandjonny

redandjonny — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:05:09 +0000

I Don’t want to hear his voice again till his balls have dropped.

By: Jerry Butler

Jerry Butler — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:36:15 +0000

when did he develop a southern twag?????

By: Zach Lawrence

Zach Lawrence — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:16:40 +0000

This kids review is WAY better then mine!

By: Hunter Stephenson

Hunter Stephenson — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:42:13 +0000

Did Sexman just get dumped by his 5,000 ladies all at once? He seems a little subdued. I hope his parents haven’t put him on a wacky pill.

By: jackal27

jackal27 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:32:50 +0000

Actually, now that I think about it, he could just act really cocky and act like he knows EVERYTHING about movies, that would make it really funny too. And if kind of goes along with his username, hahaha. I mean, come on! Sexman!? Haha.

By: jackal27

jackal27 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:31:01 +0000

I think he has the potential to be hilarious (example: “A SEXMAAAN FILM!!”) but I don’t think it will play out because he takes himself too seriously. I think his funniest moments have been when he’s ranting and swearing about how horrible a movie is, he should play off of that and maybe just be spontaneously angry or something.

I mean, it’s obvious that he doesn’t have the wit of some of the more popular movie and game review podcasts out there, so he should just play off the fact that he’s an angry, weird, awkward preteen that is way too hard to be taken seriously.

By: Jimbo Stewart

Jimbo Stewart — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:05:14 +0000

This is hysterical. Keep posting these, Peter. Fuck the naysayers.

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:40:09 +0000

Hes not funny. His voice hurts my head, and i don’t even listen to him, i just stare at his odd teeth…

By: big daddy

big daddy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:06:22 +0000

“why are we letting this KID speak his mind? this website used to be SOOO prestigious, it was the pinnacle of blogging, it was the dawn of a new age, it was my only source of movie news. Now it is a worthless piece of stinking crap. I will never ever come back to this site, but i feel i should waste a few minutes of my life to let you know with this comment that has absolutely no weight.” get over it. if you dont like it, dont click on it. get a life. its just a blog. if you want a say in the way the site is run, why dont you send some cash?

By: Will

Will — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:34:21 +0000

Why, oh why, are you giving any kind of credit to this kid? I once thought /film was credible, now with “Sexman” getting page time every time he posts, I’ve lost any sense of loyalty to this site.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:33:54 +0000

I agree with Movie Reviewer Guy, this kids time is up.

By: The Jezzus

The Jezzus — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:52:23 +0000

okay I’m convinced. Just Kidding.

I aint going to lie I laughed a couple times during this.

He needs to be more consistant and needs to watch crappier movies. That’s when it’s funny. No cursing anymore?

A SEXXX MAAAYYYYAAANNN! REVIEW!

By: Movie Reviewer Guy

Movie Reviewer Guy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:58:50 +0000

He’s done.

His reviews have become stale and he’s not that funny anymore. 15 minutes are up.