Sexman Reviews 10,000 B.C.

/Film reviewer Zach Lawrence might not have loved 10,000 B.C., but the 12-year-old video blogger/movie reviewer/internet phenom Sexman has returned with a new haircut, giving the movie 4 out of 5 stars (calling it “a pretty good film”). Sexman criticizes it for their not being “enough gore” or action, but praises the unexpected humor and the plot. “But if you have a girlfriend and stuff, you should take her to this.” Watch his video review below.

About the Author

Peter Sciretta is a film geek and popcultured fanboy living in San Francisco. He created /Film in 2005.

  • Jon
    Wow, must have been a killer film. I tell you what, if you can't tell that there are NO swears in a movie, it must have an oscar written all over it...
  • ethanhedman
    A SEXMANNNNNNNNN
    FILMMMMMMMMMMM
  • larry
    the ending is worth it every time.
  • OAKside
    Okay, that's enough. All of you.
  • dan
    did he get a haircut? he looks so suave now.
  • George Lopez
    ok WHOA! the ending?? DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!
  • me
    another one of these and im no longer visiting this site.. his face makes me cringe
  • McLovin
    Me:

    Just don't watch or skip over it.... I don't care a lot about "adventures of Tin Tin" but I dont wanna boycott the site. I read through find what I wanna find and read.
  • Movie Reviewer Guy
    He's done.

    His reviews have become stale and he's not that funny anymore. 15 minutes are up.
  • The Jezzus
    okay I'm convinced. Just Kidding.

    I aint going to lie I laughed a couple times during this.

    He needs to be more consistant and needs to watch crappier movies. That's when it's funny. No cursing anymore?

    A SEXXX MAAAYYYYAAANNN! REVIEW!
  • I agree with Movie Reviewer Guy, this kids time is up.
  • Why, oh why, are you giving any kind of credit to this kid? I once thought /film was credible, now with "Sexman" getting page time every time he posts, I've lost any sense of loyalty to this site.
  • big daddy
    "why are we letting this KID speak his mind? this website used to be SOOO prestigious, it was the pinnacle of blogging, it was the dawn of a new age, it was my only source of movie news. Now it is a worthless piece of stinking crap. I will never ever come back to this site, but i feel i should waste a few minutes of my life to let you know with this comment that has absolutely no weight." get over it. if you dont like it, dont click on it. get a life. its just a blog. if you want a say in the way the site is run, why dont you send some cash?
  • Tom
    Hes not funny. His voice hurts my head, and i don't even listen to him, i just stare at his odd teeth...
  • Jimbo Stewart
    This is hysterical. Keep posting these, Peter. Fuck the naysayers.
  • I think he has the potential to be hilarious (example: "A SEXMAAAN FILM!!") but I don't think it will play out because he takes himself too seriously. I think his funniest moments have been when he's ranting and swearing about how horrible a movie is, he should play off of that and maybe just be spontaneously angry or something.

    I mean, it's obvious that he doesn't have the wit of some of the more popular movie and game review podcasts out there, so he should just play off the fact that he's an angry, weird, awkward preteen that is way too hard to be taken seriously.
  • Actually, now that I think about it, he could just act really cocky and act like he knows EVERYTHING about movies, that would make it really funny too. And if kind of goes along with his username, hahaha. I mean, come on! Sexman!? Haha.
  • Hunter Stephenson
    Did Sexman just get dumped by his 5,000 ladies all at once? He seems a little subdued. I hope his parents haven't put him on a wacky pill.
  • Zach Lawrence
    This kids review is WAY better then mine!
  • Jerry Butler
    when did he develop a southern twag?????
  • I Don't want to hear his voice again till his balls have dropped.
  • Tobi
    Are we really so short on news that we'd post this garbage...this kid needs to be trapped in a burning building. With lions. Hungry lions. With rabies. And a bad temper. And bi-polar disorder. And then be thrown into the sun. Twice.
  • dan
    you guys are such fucking babies, get over it.
  • sean coates
    who cares the kid brings unsong humore to the movie world .....the kids a social out cast ......hire this loser ...give an ugly guy a chance ..sumones gotta do it
  • Ralli
    Hillarious, keep posting these.

    Both, because I enjoy hearing his opinion and because its hillarious to see the hateful reactions from people in the comment section, as if this blog is some kind of unt-touchably pristine, holy-grail of cinema discussion and information.

    I also love hearing "balls need to drop" comments everytime some older geek hears a younger geek.
  • Fox News Representative
    Hi, I'm here to let you all in on an incredible development of this young, movie critic's career in the media.

    Starting in just over a month's time, we will be giving 'Sexman' his own slot on primetime Fox News.

    We felt that his involvement would allow us to connect with the movie-going public that identifies with his review style and we look forward enormously to working with him.

    Tomas Glandere
    Fox News
  • OSR
    lol this kid makes me laugh every time
  • Kingjohnkk
    This kid is abnormal. When his dad and dad(2) had a fun night, they probably considered not to use their dick but newly tested "messed up kid maker dildo". And surprisingly this messed up kid is very very....consipicously f u c ked up. Someone snipe him down
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