After surviving Rambo, going head to head with Hayden Christensen, our favorite 12-year-old movie reviewer has returned to give a glowing review to Will Ferell’s Semi-Pro. Watch it now after the jump.
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March 4th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Peter, is this guy on your payroll yet?
March 4th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Have you contacted him? What’s going on? Cuz he’s AMAZING!
March 4th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
“Oh, Spiderwick, oh, it’s all sold-out for one-o’clock”
“Like, frankly, I don’t give-a-shit”
The above = pure awesomeness. Hire this kid. Now.
March 4th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
When Sexman finally realizes that he doesn’t “have stars” it was sort of like watching your semi-bright kid go off to college. Heartbreaking, really.
This is a Sexman clip for a rainy day. Big things await, I feel.
Notice the awesome flash of “crazy” in his eyes and teeth when he mentions Jumper. You can’t fake such hate.
March 4th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Please stop posting these….
March 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I hate his freaking annoying voice!
March 4th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Why the hell are you posting this? Who the shit is this little kid? This is horrible. Makes me want to jam a letter opener in my ears. And scissors in my eyes.
Plus, this review was assinine!
March 4th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
“One black guy with an afro. He was the best player on the team”
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA So racist
March 4th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Kids got quite a mouth on him for a 12 year old.
March 4th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
This kid rocks. People who don’t get this humor are terrible, keep posting these videos.
March 4th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
If only sexman had only gone to see the movie 30 million more times, he could have made it a box office smash.
March 4th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Also, is it me or is this kid finally losing steam?
March 4th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Squeaky voice, bad completion, half-assed molester stache. This kid has all of the makings of a future film blogger.
March 4th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Dont let this excellent site lower its standards, i view this site as a informative friendly and easy to use service. Putting a kid on this site who knows nothing about films is just ridiculous. Im sure many others agree with me. There are thousands of annoying kids like this guy on youtube, but there is only one slashfilm. Keep the movie reviews, news and “cool stuff” comming, but please, no more sexman.
March 4th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
this site isnt about humour! its about a love of movies.
March 4th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
what the hell are you talking about this kid is a retarded sounding piece of fucking shit and should just fucking kill himself. He is in no way entertaining and is just a attention craving cunt.
March 4th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I hate to be the one who makes the generic “If you don’t like it, don’t watch it” comment, but there it was. Some of us think sexman is funny. We like watching his reviews. If you don’t think he is funny, then skip on to the next story.
March 4th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
This kid was annoying from the first video and so on. His voice sounds like he was shot in the throat and hasn’t fully healed. His teeth are everywhere and his humor is for 3 year olds, or other stupid 12 year olds. Please stop posting these because it just lowers the sites standards.
March 4th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
If it’s a slow news day just don’t post any news, it’s better than lowering yourself to posting the inane ramblings of this homophobic, racist product of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
March 4th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
i like these :P
March 4th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Peter, please make Sexman exclusive to Slash. At least send hime ticket money. It’ll be nice to see what America’s youth thinks of the cinema. Plus, he makes me laugh.
March 4th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Ummmm…okay….he says Harold and Kumar “go to Guantanamo Bay” looks GOOD? HAH! Learn what a real quality film is before you review anything, seriously. And in my personal opinion, all Will Farell films have been the equivalent of feclematter since Anchorman. He just keeps crapping out garbage films to get more money in his wallet, as if it wasnt already big enough…
March 4th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
If you want to know what america’s you thinks just ask me. I’m 16. You don’t need to ask a kid who looks like he fell on his face when he was a baby.
March 4th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Ok, seriously, we need to take up a collection to get this kid some braces. He could floss with the busted Mediterranean undersea cables.
And for the love of the great, Flying Spaghetti Monster, stop giving this kid any attention!
March 4th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
half the fun of these videos is reading the comments!
March 4th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
This kid’s awesome. A bunch of losers on here saying “it lower’s the sites standards.” Last I checked this wasn’t CNN, quit complaining. This kid rocks and anyone who doesn’t think he is funny is a stiff loser who needs to loosen up.
March 4th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Stop, Stop, stop, please!
He’s not funny. We want critics not clown
March 5th, 2008 at 2:24 am
I was going to fuck my wife then I watched this…
March 5th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Videos like this make me sad
March 5th, 2008 at 6:42 am
Does he try to make his voice sound like that? Seriously, stop posting this kid, hes not funny and his reviews are based entirely upon idiocy and he knows nothing about film. Your making this site suck little by little, and i love this site. “It was a pretty good movie” Wow, good review. And isnt it rated R? How did that 12 year old get in there?
Stop posting this fag.
March 5th, 2008 at 6:57 am
I wonder if this kid really is a “Sex” man. Maybe he’s not really a kid. Maybe he really has had sex.
March 5th, 2008 at 8:13 am
If he’s 12, how did he get into Rambo?
March 5th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Sexman will never live up to his name as long as he thinks romance is shitty. lol.
March 5th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Send this underage wannabe back to school, where he belongs.
March 6th, 2008 at 12:22 am
do you have a weird fascination with sexman, peter?
March 6th, 2008 at 6:42 am
+1 vote for more of this :)
March 8th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
“He could floss with the busted Mediterranean undersea cables.”
GOLD!
“what the hell are you talking about this kid is a retarded sounding piece of fucking shit and should just fucking kill himself. He is in no way entertaining and is just a attention craving cunt.”
Take it easy, hes fucking 12 years old, you should be sterilized so you never have offspring.
Sexman makes me laugh, keep posting his ramblings.
March 14th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
This kid is pretty funny. Send him ticket money, I say.
The people who are complaining are just lame.
And please, “lower this sites standards”? That’s hilarious.