Comments on: Sexman Reviews Semi-Pro

By: The Laws

The Laws — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:40:03 +0000

This kid is pretty funny. Send him ticket money, I say.

The people who are complaining are just lame.

And please, “lower this sites standards”? That’s hilarious.

By: seanovan

seanovan — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 22:09:34 +0000

“He could floss with the busted Mediterranean undersea cables.”

GOLD!

“what the hell are you talking about this kid is a retarded sounding piece of fucking shit and should just fucking kill himself. He is in no way entertaining and is just a attention craving cunt.”

Take it easy, hes fucking 12 years old, you should be sterilized so you never have offspring.

Sexman makes me laugh, keep posting his ramblings.

By: Raerth

Raerth — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:42:38 +0000

+1 vote for more of this :)

By: Legion

Legion — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:22:09 +0000

do you have a weird fascination with sexman, peter?

By: Thomas

Thomas — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:30:54 +0000

Send this underage wannabe back to school, where he belongs.

By: Jdon421

Jdon421 — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:44:12 +0000

Sexman will never live up to his name as long as he thinks romance is shitty. lol.

By: 21 Accents [Short Ends] - Company Town

21 Accents [Short Ends] - Company Town — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:36:21 +0000

[...] Will Ferrell, kid reviewer par excellence Sexman liked Semi-Pro WAY more than Jumper. [YouTube via /Film] · Nerdy boys who came of age during the late `70s and early `80s will surely shed a few [...]

By: bigE1669

bigE1669 — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:13:13 +0000

If he’s 12, how did he get into Rambo?

By: Jedk

Jedk — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:57:51 +0000

I wonder if this kid really is a “Sex” man. Maybe he’s not really a kid. Maybe he really has had sex.

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:42:46 +0000

Does he try to make his voice sound like that? Seriously, stop posting this kid, hes not funny and his reviews are based entirely upon idiocy and he knows nothing about film. Your making this site suck little by little, and i love this site. “It was a pretty good movie” Wow, good review. And isnt it rated R? How did that 12 year old get in there?

Stop posting this fag.

By: zlx

zlx — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:15:55 +0000

Videos like this make me sad

By: Bob costas

Bob costas — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:24:33 +0000

I was going to fuck my wife then I watched this…

By: Max

Max — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:55:33 +0000

Stop, Stop, stop, please!
He’s not funny. We want critics not clown

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:32:21 +0000

This kid’s awesome. A bunch of losers on here saying “it lower’s the sites standards.” Last I checked this wasn’t CNN, quit complaining. This kid rocks and anyone who doesn’t think he is funny is a stiff loser who needs to loosen up.

By: frankie

frankie — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:19:15 +0000

half the fun of these videos is reading the comments!

By: Will

Will — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:46:22 +0000

Ok, seriously, we need to take up a collection to get this kid some braces. He could floss with the busted Mediterranean undersea cables.

And for the love of the great, Flying Spaghetti Monster, stop giving this kid any attention!

By: Andrew

Andrew — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:32:56 +0000

If you want to know what america’s you thinks just ask me. I’m 16. You don’t need to ask a kid who looks like he fell on his face when he was a baby.

By: TheTobi

TheTobi — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:43:18 +0000

Ummmm…okay….he says Harold and Kumar “go to Guantanamo Bay” looks GOOD? HAH! Learn what a real quality film is before you review anything, seriously. And in my personal opinion, all Will Farell films have been the equivalent of feclematter since Anchorman. He just keeps crapping out garbage films to get more money in his wallet, as if it wasnt already big enough…

By: rob

rob — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:38:59 +0000

Peter, please make Sexman exclusive to Slash. At least send hime ticket money. It’ll be nice to see what America’s youth thinks of the cinema. Plus, he makes me laugh.

By: fellaface

fellaface — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:11:04 +0000

i like these :P