Comments on: Uwe Boll’s Genius Plan to Destroy Indiana Jones 4

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:03:25 +0000

Let’s see. Watch Spielberg rape the Indiana Jones legacy, or a Uwe Boll movie. I think I’ll stay home, avoid “Postal”, and check out Indiana Jones when it comes out on BitTorrent.

By: heywood

heywood — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:34:26 +0000

In response, I will go see IJ:4 on opening day and never by my own free will watch Postal.

By: Bruce Darren Acosta

Bruce Darren Acosta — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:49:57 +0000

BOLL WORK ON NINJA ASSAULT.

Uwe Boll will not touch the Indiana Jones so he won’t make the movie so I think for Mr Boll to make another video game movie based on the old Namco/Sega arcade game Ninja Assault.
Ninja Assault was a good game but the plot is bad so the plot will be set in the year 1620 where the evil Shogun Kagai is back from the dead and he sets to marry two very special women so now the three ninjas alone with Jack Allen the Amercian merchant and a group of bounty hunters must hunt down Kagai and his demons and save two girls.
Ninja Assault will be Boll’s low budget movie.
So leave with that.
Thank you.
BRUCE ACOSTA
AUSTRALIA.

By: concerned

concerned — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:54:47 +0000

Granted Uwe’s films are sub-par at best, but I’m curious to find out if any of you have actually SEEN and Uwe film…or are all your comments just a “me too” mob? I love how all the comments really have nothing to say except “Uwe sucks” or (my personal favorite) “Boll-Shit”
Challenge: Either see Postal and come up with something EDUCATED and CONSTRUCTIVE to say about it…or if you reeeeally hate Boll m-o-v-e o-n. No one’s forcing you to see his movies or acknowledge (another favorite slur) “Kaiser Douchebag’s” existence

By: scott

scott — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:43:42 +0000

Boll=german
speilberg=jewish

anyone else seeing this

By: Ranting Animator

Ranting Animator — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:08:23 +0000

Blurch…

I just through up in my mouth a little bit.

By: whatev

whatev — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:32:14 +0000

Say what you will, he had a point about “War of the Worlds.” It really pissed me off that the son lived …

By: jj gonzo

jj gonzo — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:25:58 +0000

BOLL-SHIT

By: Ratter

Ratter — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:27:10 +0000

Normally I could not see how this would even cause a problem, but seeing as how this was the year that cinema goers put ‘Meet the Spartans’ at the top of the box office, its going to be clear that people will go and see the ridiculous looking Postal instead of the much more promising Indiana Jones 4.
That being said, Indiana Jones 4 could turn out to be a total disappoinment, kinda like Spiderman 3. Could also be the case that Postal becomes one of the better films of the year, anything can happen in Hollywood at the moment.

By: dan

dan — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:07:28 +0000

Remember guys, this is why Normandy/D-Day happened.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:05:37 +0000

Obviously this post is just a joke…and pretty funny I think. The guy hasn’t broke $3M in his last 3 opening weekends and is now setting himself up to not even clear $1M. How he has so many projects is beyond understanding.

By: Uwe Boll vs. Indiana Jones « kevinlehane.com

Uwe Boll vs. Indiana Jones « kevinlehane.com — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:11:18 +0000

[...] slashfilm, he has the following statement to make: â€œOn the Indiana Jones weekend - May 23 - we will go out [...]

By: kenton sam

kenton sam — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:03:25 +0000

Since he makes movies based on games, he had better not make God of War, if he does I will personally assassinate him myself, this guy has no talent and has a big ego that seems to get bigger when people talk trash about his movies, so how about we say nothing about him and he’ll fade away.

By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:24:01 +0000

If it makes anyone here feel better (which I’m sure it won’t) I won’t be seeing either in theatre.

Cable release to rule them both!

By: Blah

Blah — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:40:24 +0000

We always knew Indy was a Boll-buster.

Ah, but seriously folks, this strategy would’ve worked back when the last Indy flick came out–back when theaters didn’t have 20 screens to show movies on. If it was still the 1980s, Indy 4 would’ve sold out and someone would turn to someone else and say, ‘Dang, we came all the way to the theater to see this great movie we wanted to watch, and now we can’t. Hey, I know–let’s see a big steaming pile like Postal instead.’

By: Meli

Meli — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:44:11 +0000

LoL! This post made me laugh.
I hope Indy 4 can survive the ..er…competition! =P

By: Kode

Kode — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:37:29 +0000

his not asking HOW, he is asking WHY.
Boll is an idiotic D-Bag

By: Greg

Greg — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:32:31 +0000

He does raise a good question: How did the older brother survive in War of the Worlds?

(Of course, I’m assuming that the answer is going to be something obvious that I missed, but regardless, I’m curious.)

By: enaeK

enaeK — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:08:51 +0000

What he says is true, Bloodrayne was a masterpiece…ok…I’m lying, truth is I think Uwe Boll is a top-notch D-Bag.

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:15:15 +0000

Dead god that ugly ass pic of him that you photoshopped makes me want to kill him. TAKE IT DOWN. BOLL SUCKS! Don’t see his movies! He needs to go away like a bad rash