Comments on: Sexman Reviews Jumper http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/ Blogging the Reel World Mon, 6 Oct 2008 23:43:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Guys a Tool http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-248358 Guys a Tool Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:50:46 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-248358 Rename him to "Duckman" and you've got a winner. Rename him to “Duckman” and you’ve got a winner.

]]> By: cprestond http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-226729 cprestond Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:17:48 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-226729 BTW either this kid is smarter than he looks or he has a big brother or something creating the aura of his character . . . BTW either this kid is smarter than he looks or he has a big brother or something creating the aura of his character . . .

]]> By: cprestond http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-226727 cprestond Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:15:28 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-226727 This review [rant] was absolutely beautiful and hiring this vibrant young man is possibly be the best idea ever. SERIOUSLY. This review [rant] was absolutely beautiful and hiring this vibrant young man is possibly be the best idea ever. SERIOUSLY.

]]> By: Brent http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-222901 Brent Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:22:51 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-222901 I totally agree with casey. this wasn't funny at all. a kid who swears just does it for cheap laughs. same with old people swearing. no matter how long and bad jumper is i would totally rather watch it than another one of these reviews. how hard is it to realize jumper sucked anyway? it doesnt exactly take a genius film critic to say "this sucked" and "this was shit". I totally agree with casey. this wasn’t funny at all. a kid who swears just does it for cheap laughs. same with old people swearing. no matter how long and bad jumper is i would totally rather watch it than another one of these reviews. how hard is it to realize jumper sucked anyway? it doesnt exactly take a genius film critic to say “this sucked” and “this was shit”.

]]> By: casey http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-220160 casey Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:38:04 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-220160 Are you all serious? This kid is terrible, because he's 12 and cusses its funny? If you think this kid is hilarious you probably also thought the last several will ferrel movies were a knee-slappin' good time, huh? I'm not defending jumper, i could care less, but pretty much everything he said about jumper he could say about his own review, I want my 3 minutes back. Are you all serious? This kid is terrible, because he’s 12 and cusses its funny? If you think this kid is hilarious you probably also thought the last several will ferrel movies were a knee-slappin’ good time, huh?
I’m not defending jumper, i could care less, but pretty much everything he said about jumper he could say about his own review, I want my 3 minutes back.

]]> By: SR http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-219370 SR Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:20:56 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-219370 i can't stop looking at his damn teeth. They're like clothes pegs stuck in his mouth. Saying that his reviews do get me laughing, however i do have one question, he's 12 and how the hell is he seeing AVP-R and Rambo? hmmmmm downloading maybe?! Or does someone sneak him in under their tops? i can’t stop looking at his damn teeth. They’re like clothes pegs stuck in his mouth. Saying that his reviews do get me laughing, however i do have one question, he’s 12 and how the hell is he seeing AVP-R and Rambo? hmmmmm downloading maybe?! Or does someone sneak him in under their tops?

]]> By: jerry seinfeld http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218939 jerry seinfeld Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:14:03 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218939 LOVE HIM. HIRE HIM, Peter - we can take up a collection to pay this kids' salary. LOVE HIM.

HIRE HIM, Peter - we can take up a collection to pay this kids’ salary.

]]> By: dan http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218533 dan Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:21:19 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218533 This kid defiantly has a bright future in the fast food industry. While the movie did suck, he's not saying anything that 2 dozen other reviews didn't say. He's just saying it in a prepubescent nasally voice. On that topic - L2 audio edit! Normalization and dB control kid, geez! I have to turn down my rig just so I don't crack the glass sitting on my desk. He doesn't even speak well for his age. How can you root for this kid? This kid defiantly has a bright future in the fast food industry. While the movie did suck, he’s not saying anything that 2 dozen other reviews didn’t say. He’s just saying it in a prepubescent nasally voice. On that topic - L2 audio edit! Normalization and dB control kid, geez! I have to turn down my rig just so I don’t crack the glass sitting on my desk. He doesn’t even speak well for his age. How can you root for this kid?

]]> By: nick http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218446 nick Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:15:49 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218446 I enjoyed it. Not for the sideshow aspect, but because he's dead on. Jumper was one of the stupidest and most poorly written movies I've ever seen. This kid's review of the film, while containing almost no insight into the film, made 100x more sense than the actual movie. I enjoyed it. Not for the sideshow aspect, but because he’s dead on. Jumper was one of the stupidest and most poorly written movies I’ve ever seen. This kid’s review of the film, while containing almost no insight into the film, made 100x more sense than the actual movie.

]]> By: Rick http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218371 Rick Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:52:03 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218371 None of you can honestly say that you don't feel sorry for this kid; not because of the people thinking that his rants are completely ridiculous and that his parents should engage the parental controls on their computer, but for the total ass he's making of himself thinking that he's going to be the next big internet VBlogger. Come on now... It's not "cute, and it's not "cool". People watch him to make fun of him, not to gain insight on the next big flick. I can't imagine that /Film is serious about hiring this kid. I don't think their target audience is the 8-13 year old bracket, and if it is... I've clearly made an error in judgment about this site. Just looking at his profile on YouTube (Pruane2Forever)... If ever there were a cry for help, this kid is asking for it (help). 54, Gang Bang Productions... wow. Someone get this kid help before he shoots up his school. None of you can honestly say that you don’t feel sorry for this kid; not because of the people thinking that his rants are completely ridiculous and that his parents should engage the parental controls on their computer, but for the total ass he’s making of himself thinking that he’s going to be the next big internet VBlogger.

Come on now… It’s not “cute, and it’s not “cool”. People watch him to make fun of him, not to gain insight on the next big flick.

I can’t imagine that /Film is serious about hiring this kid. I don’t think their target audience is the 8-13 year old bracket, and if it is… I’ve clearly made an error in judgment about this site.

Just looking at his profile on YouTube (Pruane2Forever)… If ever there were a cry for help, this kid is asking for it (help). 54, Gang Bang Productions… wow. Someone get this kid help before he shoots up his school.

]]> By: GML http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218249 GML Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:50:50 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218249 Do this kid a favor and ignore him. I would hate to see him subjected to the same everyday cruelties of bloggers that he has obviously picked up and is now spewing. Do this kid a favor and ignore him. I would hate to see him subjected to the same everyday cruelties of bloggers that he has obviously picked up and is now spewing.

]]> By: Rick http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218243 Rick Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:38:21 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-218243 Wow, this kid is a tool shed. Unless his parents are tool sheds too, I doubt he goes to see any movie. More likely he, downloads CAM's and reviews them in between Red Bull's and naked booby pictures. Get the kid a Happy Meal and send him back to school. I doubt his Jr. High social status is damaged, and he's still getting swirlies and wedgies. Wow, this kid is a tool shed. Unless his parents are tool sheds too, I doubt he goes to see any movie. More likely he, downloads CAM’s and reviews them in between Red Bull’s and naked booby pictures.

Get the kid a Happy Meal and send him back to school. I doubt his Jr. High social status is damaged, and he’s still getting swirlies and wedgies.

]]> By: Dan http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217952 Dan Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:01:45 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217952 YES DO IT. OMG HE's HILARIOUS. I'm subscribed on youtube. it's hilarious. hahahhaha YES DO IT. OMG HE’s HILARIOUS. I’m subscribed on youtube. it’s hilarious. hahahhaha

]]> By: Stalista http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217951 Stalista Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:59:21 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217951 I think he has a career in comedic reviewing. "Hunk of Shit" loved that. I think he has a career in comedic reviewing. “Hunk of Shit” loved that.

]]> By: Hewe http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217929 Hewe Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:26:11 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217929 Must. Hire. Sexman. It's like the love child of Napoleon Dynamite and Dawn Wiener! Must. Hire. Sexman. It’s like the love child of Napoleon Dynamite and Dawn Wiener!

]]> By: lib4 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217911 lib4 Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:02:17 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217911 Hire the kid he sounds like Woody Allen's 47 yr old little brother trapped in the body of a twelve year old. The kid is classic in a Bud Melman kind of way Hire the kid

he sounds like Woody Allen’s 47 yr old little brother trapped in the body of a twelve year old.

The kid is classic in a Bud Melman kind of way

]]> By: Spidey http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217772 Spidey Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:29:17 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217772 This review was brilliantly handled. Touche Sexman, Touche. - spidey This review was brilliantly handled. Touche Sexman, Touche.

- spidey

]]> By: Orange cinema http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217748 Orange cinema Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:06:45 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217748 sadly, this kid has a short, but bright future. hes the white william hung. sadly, this kid has a short, but bright future. hes the white william hung.

]]> By: Daniel http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217736 Daniel Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:51:54 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217736 Getting Hayden Christensen and Samuel L. Jackson to work on the same movie: $15,000,000 Having a 13 year old pre-pubescent kid give your movie a bad review: priceless. Hire the little sh*t, he may have a future in this business. Getting Hayden Christensen and Samuel L. Jackson to work on the same movie: $15,000,000

Having a 13 year old pre-pubescent kid give your movie a bad review: priceless.

Hire the little sh*t, he may have a future in this business.

]]> By: dan http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217714 dan Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:25:16 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/26/sexman-reviews-jumper/#comment-217714 Wait! Watch at the end, before the class fade away, you can see someone walking towards him..hence the quick cut off. So sly. Wait! Watch at the end, before the class fade away, you can see someone walking towards him..hence the quick cut off.

So sly.

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