Jessica Alba Stars in Horror Remakes

Jessica Alba in Scream

No, Jessica Alba isn’t starring in a remake of Scream. The photo above is part of a pictorial Alba did for Latina magazine, where she recreated some famous horror scenes. The other horror films Alba attempts to recreate includes Psycho, The Birds, Rosemary’s Baby, and even The Ring. Check out some of the other photos after the jump.

The idea of Hollywood recreation photoshoots is nothing new. It actually appears to be a growing trend. Earlier this month we published photos from Vanity Fair, where they tried to recreate famous scenes from the films of Alfred Hitchcock, using modern day stars. And then, of course, there is the Dream Portrait series from Walt Disney, which puts Hollywood’s famous stars into live-action versions of the animated classics (for example, Jessica Biel as Pocahontas, and Rachel Weisz as Snow White).

Jessica Alba in Psycho

Jessica Alba in The Birds

Jessica Alba in Rosemary's baby

Jessica Alba in The Ring

  • Adam
    Look at me! I'm acting! Mouth open. NOW MOUTH CLOSED!
  • Adam: You forgot to mention her "worried look"
  • jerry seinfeld
    hahaha - a remake of scream... cuz it WAS SO LONG AGO.

    even in these pics, she's unconvincing.

    wow, that takes (no) talent.
  • Jerry Butler
    If they wanted pics of Alba in horrifying movies, they could have just published screencaps to a few of the movies she's legitimately starred in.

    Good luck Chuck? :shudders:
  • Pete (original)
    wait, who's that guy in the psycho remake picture?
  • Camperton
    Wow! These pictures don't do her any favors.
  • Steelo
    dude these look bad
  • Robert
    Surprisingly unoriginal idea. Seems to be a rash of these "put current celebrities in iconic images of past celebrities" going on in publications. Hollywood it eating itself.
  • For a brief second I thought "Horror Remakes" was the title of a new film from the "talents" behind Epic Movie, etc...
  • scar
    wait where the heck is the flipper remake????????????????
  • gaius
    I really, really, really think she is overrated. Usually, you get away with being a terrible actress by being really hot, but Jessica Alba is no better than the skinnier girls you see in Lowrider magazine.

    She's completely boring to look at. I'm not sure why a lot of guys seem to have a thing for her. It's probably the fact that she's a Latina who non-Latino guys feel they have a chance to get with because she's "whiter" than most Latinas and won't be so in-your-face like so many other latinas we've grown up with.

    P.S. She looks like a MAN in the psycho shower scene.
  • Cinemaniac1979
    What!

    No Jessica Alba meta shot of her imitating her younger, hotter (before we knew definitively that she couldn't act) self in IDLE HANDS?
  • swifty
    I would say the last one could also be from poltergeist. anyone else agree?
  • sari
    Wow the Psycho and Rosemary's Baby pictures are really unflattering. Not sure why she keeps getting work since none of her movies make any money (except Fantastic 4 but even that is low on the superhero movie totem pole).
  • jj gonzo
    Those pictures are WEAK!!!
  • So she's finally admitting that she's a bad horror movie maven AND that she's latina, nice!
  • OWNED I love slashfilm. Hey Jess LiLo knows the deal tits or gtfo! You are an ugly, ugly man. And we can say these things without remorse because you seem to be doing quite well for yourself being totally over rated.
  • mike
    It looks more like she's singing a really awful song in the Psycho pic.
  • Dorothy Zbornak
    The Rosemary's Baby one is truly terrible. It's supposed to be the first glimpse of her devilspawn, but it's weak... like a reaction to an overcooked turkey or the end of a Lifetime movie.
  • I'd love to see Alba in a remake of Psycho! Mmmm.... shower scene.
  • Lisa
    Horrible! Do not like these pictures! She is such an amazing lady that I am always astonished about her beauty. I used to like her in 'Into the Blue': dealstudio.com/searchdeals.php?deal_id=85126&ru=279 , Anyone ever see it? In it, she is really lovely and sexy! I heard that she is pregnant now, indeed think these pictures would frighten her baby! LoL!
  • Matias Blankenshroete
    LMAO @ Dorothy!

    Whoever said it earlier, I agree: enough already with the whole photo-remakes thing!
  • goro
    wow so has Alba gone back on saying, "I'm not Latina..." ?
  • Photoshop mix on Psycho shuck.
  • David
    Yeah, i would still fuck the shit out of her though
  • David
    I would still bend her over and give it to her any day of the week.!!!
  • annie
    credo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tá HORRIVEL!
  • leilian
    tá muita feia,rrorosa
  • A Nonny Moose
    Those photos were so lame and contrived it's not even funny

    And they rather have her for "Barbarella"??

    unbelievable!
  • lola
    ummmmm regarding the psycho pic.....was she in he midst of cleanig la toilette?
  • Amazing photos,It looks more like she’s singing a really awful song in the Psycho pic.

    Great post.
  • Zack Gregson
    Blonde hair in The Birds one? Erm...thats Jessica Tandy in the famous pic not Tippi Hedren.
    And is it me, or in the Psycho pic, does she look like a man...?
  • Bill Taylor
    Jessica Alba has no acting talent at all and she isn't even remotely attractive. Don't know what anyone sees in her, don't know what the Hell they were thinking casting her as Susan Storm/the Invisible Woman in the Fantastic Four movies. Were there simply no genuine actresses available?
  • What??wait, who's that guy in the psycho remake picture?
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