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	<title>Comments on: Video Footage of Cloverfield Monster Destroying Chaui Station; Rob hired by Slusho</title>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>novasta or near that at the ending it sounds like rob or someone saqying " now what? " and when u playit back words it says " It's Still Alive" . when the thing fell from the skyit seems like the people would see the splash or something but it looks white so id say a sazatelite but it really would b the goverments fault ( japans ) and there better be a sequel because prequel i know main anser ! it came from the ocean mutaded fish ( explains red stuff on head and algea look color ) how did it happen ( who is this retarted wacth the movie it destroys everything !!!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>novasta or near that at the ending it sounds like rob or someone saqying &#8221; now what? &#8221; and when u playit back words it says &#8221; It&#8217;s Still Alive&#8221; . when the thing fell from the skyit seems like the people would see the splash or something but it looks white so id say a sazatelite but it really would b the goverments fault ( japans ) and there better be a sequel because prequel i know main anser ! it came from the ocean mutaded fish ( explains red stuff on head and algea look color ) how did it happen ( who is this retarted wacth the movie it destroys everything !!!)</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>okay ......ummmmm who is uchalo or sumtin ?! and these clips suck! movie is good tho</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>okay &#8230;&#8230;ummmmm who is uchalo or sumtin ?! and these clips suck! movie is good tho</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>okay ......ummmmm who is uchalo or sumtin ?! and these clips suck! movie is good tho</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>okay &#8230;&#8230;ummmmm who is uchalo or sumtin ?! and these clips suck! movie is good tho</p>
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		<title>By: Rob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with Bo - what a complete waste of time.  I saw 'Cloverfield' in the cinema and the highlight, for me, was getting up to take a leak.  Let's face it, the acting was dire, the characters were contemptible (I found myself willing them all to die in the most horrible way possible), and the creatures were poorly executed.  After waiting what seemed like an age to see this, I felt nothing but disappointment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with Bo - what a complete waste of time.  I saw &#8216;Cloverfield&#8217; in the cinema and the highlight, for me, was getting up to take a leak.  Let&#8217;s face it, the acting was dire, the characters were contemptible (I found myself willing them all to die in the most horrible way possible), and the creatures were poorly executed.  After waiting what seemed like an age to see this, I felt nothing but disappointment.</p>
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		<title>By: czuk</title>
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		<dc:creator>czuk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:33:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No 'Bo'...you suck ass!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No &#8216;Bo&#8217;&#8230;you suck ass!</p>
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		<title>By: Bo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This Movie absolutely sucked ass. anybody who thinks different is a idiot!   I wanted to see a monster movie not some idiots running around with a camera. The Movie Sucks</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Movie absolutely sucked ass. anybody who thinks different is a idiot!   I wanted to see a monster movie not some idiots running around with a camera. The Movie Sucks</p>
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		<title>By: czuk</title>
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		<dc:creator>czuk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've just watched Cloverfield for the 2nd time...its genius. All you folk wondering this and expecting that just chill, let see what happens. Cracking concept.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve just watched Cloverfield for the 2nd time&#8230;its genius. All you folk wondering this and expecting that just chill, let see what happens. Cracking concept.</p>
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		<title>By: Mullet</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mullet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You lot think that godzila could beat the cloverfield monster, MISiLES couldn't take the monster down, we don't know if th nukes did, Godzilla was just a giant komodo dragon that could be taken down, plus the Cloverfield monster as twice the height</description>
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		<title>By: Roy J Lores</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roy J Lores</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anybody that thinksa this is Godzilla rehashed is dead wrong is whle new monster and a whole new ballgame.</description>
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		<title>By: Novaseta</title>
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		<dc:creator>Novaseta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They are not trying to make this seem real... It is just an elaborate way of story telling... I have confirmed that there will be a manga released to be a prequel about the monster... And to explain where it came from... Alot of people are downing this movie because its not an original idea but honestly there is no such thing as original... Every movie you have seen from the matrix to everything else is based off of or aound the concept of something else. So if you want originality go watch Casablanca. A while back I went to the slusho website and it is quite bizzare... It leads you to different theories... The one I came up with is that slusho is made from whatever this creature is or consumes, and its pissed off. Strange thing is at the end of the actual movie if you watch the coney Island footage it shoes something crashing into the ocean to the right center of the screen in the distance, indidcating it probably came from space... Either way its a good fun movie if you are bored on a saturday night. It gives a new angle on the giant monster genre. Although... I have always been a godzilla fan... Oh and one more thing... At the very end of the credits there is an audible message... Couldn't make it out because some idiot in the theatre said something at the exact same time... Post it if you figure it out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They are not trying to make this seem real&#8230; It is just an elaborate way of story telling&#8230; I have confirmed that there will be a manga released to be a prequel about the monster&#8230; And to explain where it came from&#8230; Alot of people are downing this movie because its not an original idea but honestly there is no such thing as original&#8230; Every movie you have seen from the matrix to everything else is based off of or aound the concept of something else. So if you want originality go watch Casablanca. A while back I went to the slusho website and it is quite bizzare&#8230; It leads you to different theories&#8230; The one I came up with is that slusho is made from whatever this creature is or consumes, and its pissed off. Strange thing is at the end of the actual movie if you watch the coney Island footage it shoes something crashing into the ocean to the right center of the screen in the distance, indidcating it probably came from space&#8230; Either way its a good fun movie if you are bored on a saturday night. It gives a new angle on the giant monster genre. Although&#8230; I have always been a godzilla fan&#8230; Oh and one more thing&#8230; At the very end of the credits there is an audible message&#8230; Couldn&#8217;t make it out because some idiot in the theatre said something at the exact same time&#8230; Post it if you figure it out.</p>
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		<title>By: Juan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Juan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! Everyboy, listen, as movie is not THE BEST MOVIE come one guys... BUT! the idea is so innovated,original,fantasttic, etc etc etc, is these guys left the movie like is it noww, it would be major mistake in the film industrie.

Where is this COOL monster is coming from?
Why is so mad?
to me, this looks like a baby monster, 
GUY make another 10 movies like this...
provide more infor about the monster..
Whio was watching the founf video ?

COME ON GUYS DONT LET US WITH MILLIONS OF DOUBTS; PEOPLE NEEDS ANSWERS; OTHERWISE WE WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! Everyboy, listen, as movie is not THE BEST MOVIE come one guys&#8230; BUT! the idea is so innovated,original,fantasttic, etc etc etc, is these guys left the movie like is it noww, it would be major mistake in the film industrie.</p>
<p>Where is this COOL monster is coming from?<br />
Why is so mad?<br />
to me, this looks like a baby monster,<br />
GUY make another 10 movies like this&#8230;<br />
provide more infor about the monster..<br />
Whio was watching the founf video ?</p>
<p>COME ON GUYS DONT LET US WITH MILLIONS OF DOUBTS; PEOPLE NEEDS ANSWERS; OTHERWISE WE WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: poop</title>
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		<dc:creator>poop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And lastly, Jess, people may react differently to different situations, you idiot. Some people may "fight or flight", but others will try to occupy themselves to deal with a situation. Just accept that you aren't a human behaviorist and move on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And lastly, Jess, people may react differently to different situations, you idiot. Some people may &#8220;fight or flight&#8221;, but others will try to occupy themselves to deal with a situation. Just accept that you aren&#8217;t a human behaviorist and move on.</p>
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		<title>By: poop</title>
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		<dc:creator>poop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mike, a satellite is seen falling into the ocean. Maybe its caused by the monster, which is truely an alien or something? Otherwise there isn't really any point in adding it in there, is it?

And Abrams sucks, i agree with the film being a knockoff, but it is still a great film that isn'tt a sold-out franchise like Godzilla that was milked for every penny, or a lame dry show like lost.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mike, a satellite is seen falling into the ocean. Maybe its caused by the monster, which is truely an alien or something? Otherwise there isn&#8217;t really any point in adding it in there, is it?</p>
<p>And Abrams sucks, i agree with the film being a knockoff, but it is still a great film that isn&#8217;tt a sold-out franchise like Godzilla that was milked for every penny, or a lame dry show like lost.</p>
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		<title>By: poop</title>
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		<dc:creator>poop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and no, clover_field_monster_revealed, surely by now, a few weeks after the films release, you would have seen the film and go and hide in embarrassment; the monster isn't a giant whale. True, it has lice things that drop of it, but it isn't a whale or a squid. WATCH THE FILM INSTEAD OF GOSSIPING ABOUT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. You see the monster upclose on many occasions, and see it being bombed and stuff.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and no, clover_field_monster_revealed, surely by now, a few weeks after the films release, you would have seen the film and go and hide in embarrassment; the monster isn&#8217;t a giant whale. True, it has lice things that drop of it, but it isn&#8217;t a whale or a squid. WATCH THE FILM INSTEAD OF GOSSIPING ABOUT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. You see the monster upclose on many occasions, and see it being bombed and stuff.</p>
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		<title>By: poop</title>
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		<dc:creator>poop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Billy V: If they were escaping on a boat, why are they ABOVE the water as if they are flying, and why do the translations say HELICOPTER? Pay attention, dumbass</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Billy V: If they were escaping on a boat, why are they ABOVE the water as if they are flying, and why do the translations say HELICOPTER? Pay attention, dumbass</p>
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		<title>By: Cloverfield_Monster_Revealed</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cloverfield_Monster_Revealed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the cloverfield monster is a giant tentacled whale with sea lurches that hang around on the monster's back</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the cloverfield monster is a giant tentacled whale with sea lurches that hang around on the monster&#8217;s back</p>
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		<title>By: MonsterKiller</title>
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		<dc:creator>MonsterKiller</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You people are blind as a bat! Not one of them video's showed any part of that monster.  Another thing somebody needs to tell them Hollywood directors that shaking the damn Camera isnt considered special effects. Its considered cheap class "C" movie tricks, and it sucks. I'm feed up with movies that do this to hide the action becuase thier movies suck in the first place. I wanna see WTF is going on, damn it!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You people are blind as a bat! Not one of them video&#8217;s showed any part of that monster.  Another thing somebody needs to tell them Hollywood directors that shaking the damn Camera isnt considered special effects. Its considered cheap class &#8220;C&#8221; movie tricks, and it sucks. I&#8217;m feed up with movies that do this to hide the action becuase thier movies suck in the first place. I wanna see WTF is going on, damn it!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Abrams sucks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Abrams sucks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 22:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jess says:
"Blah blah fight or flight bullshit I was fed during high school and possibly college blah blah pretending to know something about a topic that I don't fully understand nor have I experienced before"   Please, this is 21st century America. We're all invincible, getting killed while a giant monster ravages the city isn't going to happen. I've got to video tape it instead! Sadly, this is pretty much reality. Just look at all the journalists who head to the Middle East. I really can't say I feel bad when they get their shit ruined. They're going against your fight or flight theory, and basically asking to get their heads cut off.

I did enjoy parts of the movie, up until the completely uninspired ending which left the entirely full theater yelling things like "That's it?" and "Fucking bullshit!", but my opinion, and this is an OPINION, is the following.

JJ Abrams is an asshat, whose so called "original and creative ideas" are basically stolen, rewired plot lines from other sources. Lost is simply Gilligan's Island with a modern more serious twist, and Cloverfield is Godzilla meets The Blair Witch Project. He's not original or clever with his "Oh yeahhhh, I know exactly what's going through my head but no one else can! I'm going to throw random shit into the fray, yet never explain any of it! It'll get the audience thinking and that constitutes good!". It's not hard to come up with logical explanations for some of the bullshit that plagues this movie and his television series, but unless the monster is an alien, which he's basically come flat out and said isn't the case, there's no realistic way the monster can exist. You can't have a creature which lives at the bottom of the ocean just pop up onto land and start running around. The change in pressure would cause it to explode on the way to the surface, and having no prior experience on land, the monster's sheer size would break itself as it roamed around. Slusho's ingredient being the cause for the increased mass of a normally much less massive creature doesn't change this fact. If it was an alien, then the creature's size and impervious nature to anything that was thrown at it could possibly make sense, but it's been stated otherwise. He's not creative, he's not a visionary, end of story. If I had the will or desire, but more importantly the fat trustfund-baby cash, I could shit out crappy ideas and post them as "original" too. But I don't, so I'll just criticise others :).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jess says:<br />
&#8220;Blah blah fight or flight bullshit I was fed during high school and possibly college blah blah pretending to know something about a topic that I don&#8217;t fully understand nor have I experienced before&#8221;   Please, this is 21st century America. We&#8217;re all invincible, getting killed while a giant monster ravages the city isn&#8217;t going to happen. I&#8217;ve got to video tape it instead! Sadly, this is pretty much reality. Just look at all the journalists who head to the Middle East. I really can&#8217;t say I feel bad when they get their shit ruined. They&#8217;re going against your fight or flight theory, and basically asking to get their heads cut off.</p>
<p>I did enjoy parts of the movie, up until the completely uninspired ending which left the entirely full theater yelling things like &#8220;That&#8217;s it?&#8221; and &#8220;Fucking bullshit!&#8221;, but my opinion, and this is an OPINION, is the following.</p>
<p>JJ Abrams is an asshat, whose so called &#8220;original and creative ideas&#8221; are basically stolen, rewired plot lines from other sources. Lost is simply Gilligan&#8217;s Island with a modern more serious twist, and Cloverfield is Godzilla meets The Blair Witch Project. He&#8217;s not original or clever with his &#8220;Oh yeahhhh, I know exactly what&#8217;s going through my head but no one else can! I&#8217;m going to throw random shit into the fray, yet never explain any of it! It&#8217;ll get the audience thinking and that constitutes good!&#8221;. It&#8217;s not hard to come up with logical explanations for some of the bullshit that plagues this movie and his television series, but unless the monster is an alien, which he&#8217;s basically come flat out and said isn&#8217;t the case, there&#8217;s no realistic way the monster can exist. You can&#8217;t have a creature which lives at the bottom of the ocean just pop up onto land and start running around. The change in pressure would cause it to explode on the way to the surface, and having no prior experience on land, the monster&#8217;s sheer size would break itself as it roamed around. Slusho&#8217;s ingredient being the cause for the increased mass of a normally much less massive creature doesn&#8217;t change this fact. If it was an alien, then the creature&#8217;s size and impervious nature to anything that was thrown at it could possibly make sense, but it&#8217;s been stated otherwise. He&#8217;s not creative, he&#8217;s not a visionary, end of story. If I had the will or desire, but more importantly the fat trustfund-baby cash, I could shit out crappy ideas and post them as &#8220;original&#8221; too. But I don&#8217;t, so I&#8217;ll just criticise others :).</p>
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		<title>By: mike</title>
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		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>at the end of the movie when beth and rob are on the ferris wheel and beth says, " this was the best day ever" or whatever she says, supposedly in the background you can see sumthing fall from the sky but i wasnt really paying attention to the background. did anyone catch that? and whats a website that i can go to to watch the whole movie, like b4 it comes out on dvd, like a recorded vidio of the movie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>at the end of the movie when beth and rob are on the ferris wheel and beth says, &#8221; this was the best day ever&#8221; or whatever she says, supposedly in the background you can see sumthing fall from the sky but i wasnt really paying attention to the background. did anyone catch that? and whats a website that i can go to to watch the whole movie, like b4 it comes out on dvd, like a recorded vidio of the movie.</p>
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		<title>By: spellbinder</title>
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		<dc:creator>spellbinder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It just might be a real earth creature from the deep sea. We are always finding this down there everyday. probably dosent get bigger than a sea horse. Just looks big in the doll house mock up set of NYC.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It just might be a real earth creature from the deep sea. We are always finding this down there everyday. probably dosent get bigger than a sea horse. Just looks big in the doll house mock up set of NYC.</p>
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